You were very brave. you were also very lucky.
NOTHING LIKE A CROCODILE'S SMILE.
"I am not brave, and luck does not exist."
The retort is as swift as the next shot from the barrel of his gun. A streak of green cuts a hard line through the air, and it plunges into the chest of another B1 series. The cavitating orb of plasma collapses into a tightly packed ball before it erupts outwards in a shower of heat and steam, rending the droid's torso in two from the impact. The explosion staggers the platoon's OOM-series, which Two takes advantage of to pepper it with shots until it finally stops moving before he yanks Braig along and across the hangar floor.
Half of Two's face is missing and the skin of his arm has been blown off, leaving metallic cabling and endoskeletal structure visible underneath. An unfortunate run-in with a B2-HA, beautifully built things (for a lesser machine), left him scarred and deformed in ways he usually wasn't on what was supposed to be a pretty simple help-find-relocate-extract-whatever job.
"Firstly, your life is nowhere near as disposable as mine. Courage is a very human thing and I'm not afraid to die here, so, in the absence of fear there is no bravery."
Yeah, he's getting paid for this. Who wouldn't he get paid for this? Move VIP from one spot to another. It's easy. It should be easy. It would be easy were there not three dozen of these clunky machines standing between them and the shuttle he took to get here, which was also their way out of here. Two grumbles and slips back behind cover as the droids continue their ponderous, lazy march forward. They chatter to each other in their little high-pitched tones. Kinda cute.
He leans out again, poorly timed, and a blaster bolt blows the other half of his face off. Two falls and goes awfully still for a moment before his limbs all snap back to life simultaneously, and he sits upright in a smooth motion like a spring uncoiling, head turning to Braig like a doll's turning in the joint.
"Next lesson: luck is a term for people who lack the ability to measure, observe, and ergo influence probability, y'know." He hums as his voice box reboots and he reloads his gun. It's shaped like a slugthrower but it's clearly not one. Looks more like a modified K-16 Bryar pistol or even an MW-20. A sudden storm of enemy fire beginning to concentrate all around them muffles his words a bit. The droids were trying to flush them out like rats.
"By the way, do you have a grenade on you?"














