Captain America: The Winter Soldier, dir. Joe and Anthony Russo Winner of the 2014 Joe Barber Award for Best Portrayal of Washington, D.C.
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier, dir. Joe and Anthony Russo Winner of the 2014 Joe Barber Award for Best Portrayal of Washington, D.C.
marvel characters as john mulaney quotes
tony: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.
steve: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.
thor: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?
bruce: my vibe is more like, “hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i'll apologize to you.”
natasha: sometimes babies will point at me and i don't care for that shit at all.
clint: everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.
peter p: i have had a very long day. i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.
sam: something happened here. you hope it's a miracle, but probably not.
bucky: when i’m walking down the street, no ones ever like, ‘hey look at that man.’ i think they’re just like “woah! that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
peter q: like, we would just go see movies. any movie. like back to the future. that was a movie everyone could see. kids could kinda see it. great movie, right? i rewatched it recently. it's a very weird movie. marty mcfly is a 17-year-old high school student whose best friend is a disgraced nuclear physicist. and, i shit you not, they never explain how they became friends. they never explain it. not even in a lazy way, like, "hey, remember when we met in the science building?" they don't even do that. and we were all fine with it.
gamora: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”
drax: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.
t’challa: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
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okay so i’m honestly surprised i stuck it out with the url i had for this long! thanks to @bithor and @jarassicpark for their thoughts on it! i’ll still be tracking #userky and #rogersbf! so if y’all would give this a like/ signal boost if you see this i’d appreciate it! :D
For my birthday this year, I'm asking for donations to GiveIndia. I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me and they support a...
Hello! This year, for my birthday I’m doing a fundraiser for a nonprofit I really like. You can check out their facebook page via the link and their website too. They support a lot of different causes and 90% of the donation goes to the charity as opposed to the regular 60-70%.
For context, even $1 is about 65 Indian rupees which could mean 3 cheap meals for someone who is struggling. Every small donation would really help.
Please signal boost this even if you can’t donate, I appreciate it!
He’s too pure for me not to draw
I’m 2 away from my next hundred and I’d appreciate a promo to help make this lousy day better 🤧💛
hi i’m caro, i care too much about soccer, mexican food, and thor odinson and i love a star war ✨
🎉🎉 welcome to sammy’s 2018 tumblr birthday celebration! 🎉🎉
i haven’t done a birthday thing on tumblr ever, so i might as well do it this year since i’ve been on hiatus for most of last year and now i’m back yaaay! and since i have a lot of reasons to celebrate this year, i’m doing this for three days :)
rules:
must be following the birthday girl
reblog this post
send me one or two of the following:
🌻 for a name aesthetic (please include your name)
🌹 for a name playlist (please include your name & a genre/topic/ship if you want)
🌸 for a blog compliment + a book or film quote (you may choose between book or film)
🌷 for a fancast + a random song lyric (please include your selfie tag & a fandom i’m in)
optional: check out my miss sherlock sideblog and join my separate birthday celebration there!
starts today (my birthday), june 14th and ends on saturday, june 16th :)
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