here’s another Vikings VS something type of posts! how would Vikings Characters (Ragnarssons + a surprise bonus) handle an Instagram account? we already know they’d be insanely famous but, what would their persona be like? Feel free to request anything.
* don’t forget to click on the photos on Caption his/her Photos, enjoy yourselves;)
Bjorn Ironside Ragnarsson
༄ Bjorn doesn’t just post pictures, Bjorn makes sure all of his pictures are taken by a professional photographer, more women would be interested in a man if his pictures were high quality.
༄ He wouldn’t follow anyone but his family (his mother, his father, his uncle, his four brothers Floki and Helga, Torvi) however the number can go up to one follower (whoever he’s dating/ marrying) at the time, otherwise he’d get caught easily.
༄ Would definitely go to a random Instagirl account and start a conversation, first he’d talk to her, show her his confident, fun side, and keep texting until she finally sends him nudes, he never sends nudes first, instead, he’d convince the girl that it was her idea to exchange nudes.
༄ Would post a lot of stories shirtless in bed or at the gym, he’d play the make them thirsty game so good.
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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༄ Ubbe would try to keep his account private, for family and friends strictly but since his parents are well known it’s impossible so instead, he goes public and he posts photos of him and his family, embracing the fame, he’d post pictures of Torvi and praise her whenever he can.
༄ He would only follow people that he knows personally, Ubbe likes to be updated on his friends’ and family’s lives and he would check the 503 stories and accounts, one by one if he has enough time.
༄ No one can send him a message unless Ubbe follows them, he doesn’t like to be spammed by strangers and Ubbe isn’t afraid to block someone if they said something he didn’t like or insulted someone he cares about, he reads all the comments and illuminates the hate.
༄ Ubbe always post stories of him and the kids, his stories screams dad vibes, if Asa does something funny, he’d be like “come on! show it to them please” he’d also post stories of him walking around the house following Torvi and throwing the most random compliments at her “yo Torvi! you smell like Grape!”
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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Hvitserk ‘whiteshirt’ Ragnarsson
༄ Hvitserk is a fun-loving guy, so it’s no surprise that his posts would be funny, he would either talk about a funny memory or something that he thinks is so hilarious that it needs to be shared with the world.
༄ the 5030 accounts he’s following, they’re meme accounts, cooking accounts, DIY accounts, and some family and friends, he hates it when he refreshes his feed and nothing new shows up, so to avoid this problem, he’d follow the most random pages ever.
༄ Hvitserk’s Direct messages are always open, but to get interactions from him, your meme must be really funny, if he likes it, he’d double heart your message, if he loves it, you would get a laughing emoji but that’s about it, you can’t have a conversation with the man on Instagram.
༄ His Stories would literally be memes he felt like sharing with his followers and ridiculous photos of him, whether they were with weird filters or just his face doing a weird move.
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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Sigurd ‘Snake in the Eye’ Ragnarsson
༄ his posts are either really noisy, with terrible quality and awkward looking faces or really well taken, like by a professional who spent hours editing the light and the shadows, overall, his account is a mess but no one cares because he’s a famous artist.
༄ he would follow his family and friends, he’d follow fellow artists with the blue variation sign or without, he’d follow fan accounts because he wants them to feel seen and heard.
༄ He would try to answer as many direct messages and comments as possible, even if it was with a simple thumbs-up emoji, he’d thank each person who creates fan art in all forms and cover his music, he even has highlights dedicated for that, for every writer, designer, painter, singer, musician, parody, he highlights everything.
༄ His story would be mostly his fans’ creations, but when it’s not, he’d take them with him in a day of his life, he’d rant to them, tell them everything, they’ve become his family and they helped him through a lot of things, so in return, he feels like he owes it to them, to be honest about himself.
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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Ivar ‘the Boneless’ Ragnarsson
༄ His posts would have fine quality, he hates it when they’re blurry or hard to see, he never admits it but he uses Picsart to enhance the quality and his favorite effect is Drama, but they are all random and none related, you can’t find two posts that alike, but almost all of them contain sarcasm.
༄ He would only follow the four people he truly cares about, (they used to be five but then he had a divorce) his mother, his father, Floki and Helga, he doesn’t even follow his brothers, to him, it’s annoying that he has to see their faces in real life let along social media as well.
༄ Ivar wouldn’t answer Direct messages unless he mistakenly presses on one, no matter who it came from, one time, President Obama was challenged to get a reply from Ivar by King Harald Finehair, guess who got new Cars for half price thanks to the dudes’ lack of replies?
༄ At first, he would post stories of the improvement of his medical condition to share awareness, but after he recovered, he rarely posts anything unless it was a picture of a cute pet or a rant, sometimes, if he’s feeling really good, he’d post a picture of himself.
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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༄ Lagartha’s posts would be random, either a throwback to a specific event or to share the fun time, but the quality depends on whether she was able to find a good picture or not, she doesn’t really care about filters or if the people next to her are seen, a memory is a memory.
༄ Like Ubbe, she’d follow people she knows in real life, but she’s not as strict as he is, she follows training accounts, she follows cooking accounts, charities, meme pages to send to Hvitserk, animal-related accounts, women’s movements accounts, news, farming, she likes to see everything and learn about everything.
༄ Lagartha would be a slow typer, she’s not so quick like Sigurd or ignoring the whole thing like Ivar, Lagartha would try to answer from ten to thirty messages a day to show appreciation to her followers.
༄ Her stories would be random and fun to watch, they are either pointless, like watching her sip her green Juice before heading out for training or very important like talking about her movement to empower women and help them out of abusive relationships.
༄ Captions of his photos: photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3, Photo 4, photo 5, photo 6
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