#lame shit

[dexterrhymeswithexpert]

i want to be loved

[changetheprophecy81]

Imagine if the trio saw Snape's memories together in The Prince's Tale and they see how Snape asked voldy to spare lily in exchange for her infant son

Harry: motherfucker!

Ron: he wishes

Hermione: *chokes*

[agentblizz]

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HIIIII💖💖💕💕💞‼️‼️‼️💖💖💥💥💥💕💕💞💞💖💖

-@sharks-r0ck

HIII ‼️‼️

you're so fucking cool dude. like in literally every way

Wilde and MB and all of them have fully consumed my brain, the only thing i think about is the grid and they spin in my head like a microwave

you're so fucking good at like writing and drawing and shit?? you do all the stuff i wanna do but can't very well and you encourage me to try anyway and get better, i don't think ive done as much art and creative work as i am now for teddy and other stuff since like intermediate school

you're so receptive to my yapping about my interests and obsessions and thoughts and i love listening to yours as well, you're so interesting and funny and i genuinely love speaking with you. i get excited any time i see a notification with the words oliver or shark in them because ive been pavlov'd

you're my best online friend and one of my best friends period by like. a large margin and you're so cool and i love youuuuuu bye

[konigobsessedcreep]

König music headcanons:

CW: I am high. It may get nasty horny nsfw. It may not. I'll tag after I finish so I guess wherever it goes God only knows.

*Loves Brittany Spears. I head canon him as being like in his late 30s early 40s so I think he was like ...a teen when Brittany was big. Absolutely was his first celebrity crush

*has a "Free Brittany" crop top

*was pro NSYNC before the JT break up with brit (this happened, right? If not completely disregard)

*loves weird Al

*does NOT understand CorpseHusband (or his copy cats/genre of angry, emo mumble rap.... that makes me ... feel things. Horny things.)

*HAS gotten a hard on hearing Corpse growl and will NOT admit it. Ever. Can't listen to the guy in public.

*no I am NOT going to put corpse husband in the tags I don't want this to ever get back to that man

*he deserves peace

*not COD horny me

*knows too many musical and broadway ost. Not because he likes musicals. He just let's Horangi passenger princess on difficult missions

*doesn't get Queef Jerky

*but will be polite about it

*listens to the most vile, aggro, loud metal you have ever heard (all positive, btw)

*loves Powerwolf

[zerothesonic]

A Guide to Shadow’s Emotions

He’d be really good at Poker

[didthekingdieyet]

I love how to anon hate you received is like- dont you ever, ever glorify or hope for the death of a person- I hope you die!

um.. did you just copy and paste into the anon hate script and not read or?

it’s SO funny. it also makes no sense. apparently glorifying public figure’s deaths is a big no no, but a random tumblr blog, yes

the queen’s death 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

my death 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[peratzatha]

he protecc 

he attacc 

but most importantly

[retrodork]

Late night Discord Shenanigans with @this-is-your-brain-on-cartoons :)