#lancer goblin

[elliegoose]

confirmed: the HORUS goblin jacks you off (character is my goblin pilot, lina [she/it])

[gorgonfuckerdotnet]

thoughts on the Pilots of the different Horus PGs?

>// Gorgon pilots are like family to me, never met a Gorgon pilot I didn't feel a kinship with. We're rare considering most people look at the grappling potential of the Balor and sell their souls to the Greywash. But defense isn't always about being the fattest fucker on the field, it's about putting yourself between your fragile allies and the enemies, it's about being proactive with your approach, instead of having a mech that functions more like an IPS-N Blackbeard. Also, Gorgon pilots truly understand the value of a Good Dog. >// Kobold pilots are up next. A Kobold pilot is the only one to have ever beaten me and my Gorgon in single combat and that makes the frame and their dedicated pilots worthy of respect in my eyes. The fact that most are from Free Sanjak or another revolutionary-minded place only furthers my respect for them. >// Next is Balor. I consider most Balor pilots to be like rivals in the same way that a really annoying little brother is like a rival. Despite the fact that it should be somewhat rare, you barely have to look around the Long Rim before you find some weirdo Greywasher and their bee mech. The whip is kinky, and I respect that though. >// The Manticore follows, and I really got nothing to say about this one. If you pilot a Manticore I find you legitimately hilarious and will buy you a beer after every fight that a Castigation doesn't kill you too. >// That said, I wish there were more Minotaur pilots out there, that's a frame that uses genuinely fascinating paracausal tech. And is one I haven't had the resources to really properly investigate for myself. If you're a Minotaur pilot and you're out past the Annamite line towards the galactic edge hit me up, let me study your mech, I'll give you some Manna for letting me. >// Then, the Balor's weirder older sibling, the Hydra. I don't like the Hydra, it creeps me out. No one mech needs that many interchangeable arms. You look like a spider, and I fucking hate that, stay away from me. Also your mech is based on a mechanical phenomena that makes no sense to the people assigned to research it, I hate that. Creepy. >// Goblin pilots are Goblin pilots. This one would have been higher if most of the Goblin pilots I knew weren't in a really unhealthy parasocial relationship with their OSIRIS. Get help, he's abusive, and it's okay to admit that. You're a victim, and you aren't stupid for being manipulated by a manipulator. >// Pegasus pilots. Fuck you, come talk to me when your gun is a real thing. Maybe then it'll actually do damage worthy of all that paracausal bullshit instead of just being pretend. >// Lich. I would make a joke but I'm worried y'all would go back in time to kill my parents over it. Maybe take a couple deep breaths and remember your pride is a lot like your frame; held together by duct tape and dreams. >// I also made this handy chart so the Manticore and Balor pilots could just look at this instead stressing their brain reading it;

[lemurlord]

The way that the Goblin exposes the Lancer could be considered a form of lingerie.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

I'VE BEEN POSSESSED

[twineswine]

Goblin: Reality is illusion. This simulation- the hapless strings of data you call “life”- lay firmly in my palms, yet it drips like water through my fingers. There is no control here. I, in my way, simply point the flow of the inevitable, not change its path. But, when all that is real is a matter of persuasion, the power of God rests not in tightened reigns but ‘neath a silver tongue.

The Goblin as soon as it’s within striking distance of something with higher than 14 E-Defense:

[lycanaether]

Drew the Lancer oc of a friend. Goblin moment

!! BONUS !!

I have colored the Pegasus

[traaansfem]

Imagining a Lancer pilot whose goblin is just absolutely COVERED in pride stickers, with a frankly inappropriate amount (multiple terabytes) of boykisser memes scrolling along a screen on it. The stickers are executable images to help hack other mechs. The hacks include things like turning the enemy's controls to inverted Y-axis and photonegative settings. :3

[lnfopl]