#larrygate

[ethannakamuradefiodental]

The Larrygate

You better NOT mess with my gang 💯

Or you'll be messing with...

Ooopy Goopy

General Munchkin Man

Lil-Jim and Bob

And worst of all...

LARRY

[wiggling-around]

wiggles fun fact: there is a forbidden secret pink wiggle named larry, who was originally going to be in the show, but got excommunicated because he ingested paint on set. legend says he still haunts the wiggles set and also this chill cabin in oregon but that's only on friday nights. he goes there to play pool with his buddy "the skull" who's just a disembodied head that whispers things to him. larry isn't dead by the way, studies have been conducted to show that he might just be immortal, since those who have tried to kill him have all failed so far.

[delusional-dingus]

So what your saying is, Charlie Heaton named the construction guy Larry. Larry was gonna be nameless, but Charlie gave him a new hope. We need to have more appreciation for Larry, he came a long way! Also Charlie is Larry’s father now

[ethannakamuradefiodental]

Another Chapter of Larrygate

I wasn't scared of anything

That was until i met...

The Scary Man

The Scary Man wasn't scared of anything

That was until he met...

LARRY

[genuineconspiracy]

Hello stuffed friends

Hello pink and blue

Welcome back SBB

[genuineconspiracy]

Please join me in considering that:

- Kiwi was released Oct 30, 2017

- Kiwi MV was released Nov 8, 2017

So our 2019 timeline may look like:

✔️ Sept 5: KMM

✔️Oct 11: Lights Up

✔️Oct 24: We Made It

✔️Oct 28: Louis on the Late Late Show

? Oct 30 / Nov 8: Watermelon Sugar

✔️ Nov 1: Louis plays in Manchester (The Script venue) - WRONG INFO

???? Chaos ????

Dec 24: Louis turns 28

Jan 31: WALLS 

And as a PROPER Larrie, I’m going to cross-reference with Mr. R.B. Bear & co. 

Here’s a very boring table. I’m sorry it’s a bit blurry.

Relive the fever dream of RBB SBB below (I pulled all the photos)

*** = more speculative

September 5: 

October 11:

Oct 24:

*** Oct 25 ***

*** *** Oct 26 *** ***

This one is a bit odd, but if you’re a big homo like me and you’ve been following Doncaster Pride on twitter, you will know that there’s a new gay club & bar opening Oct 26, 2019.  I’m not the LBI, that’s the best I can do.

Why that matters is that THIS IS THE INFAMOUS GAY BAR NIGHT

HMMMMMM. And we’re not gonna talk about the FACT that the adjacent building to this new night club has a MASSIVE 28 on the side of it, no joke.  I don’t really love putting this one out publicly but also... who is really gonna read this far lol? If you’re local, just be respectful and remember this is for the gay community of Doncaster first and foremost. yeah? 

And now back to the speculated dates above. Thank you for joining me on this detour to discover the night club they’re definitely opening.

Oct 28:

*** Oct 30 ***

THE PHONE APPEARS. As does Furry Styles. Let us hope that Furry Styles doesn’t ... happen.

Nov 1: Radio silence, no bears (on the 31st they posted ‘keep calm i’ll be back’ followed by a rbb selfie on Nov 4. WRONG INFO

*** Nov 8 *** 

It’s not much, especially compared to the 30th. But here at Sleep Deprived Larrie Inc. we report the facts.

Dec 24: HBD Louis

& some 1D potato drama

Jan 31: nothing at all 

The point here has been to cross-reference possible event dates with RBBSBB events from 2015. I do not personally believe that they had these plans set back in 2015. I believe they’ve chosen to use the language they created with the bears when they were developing their current project. Or who knows, perhaps Louis just woke up one day and thought blue and green pants were really cool with ‘organic’ t shirts. 

It’s worth noting that I didn’t look into babygate timelines or other circumstances on these dates so please share anything noteworthy.

[genuineconspiracy]

Larries: I think they might be trying to talk to us through clothing choices????

anyone rational: that’s absurd

Larry, Oct. 23, 2019:

[genuineconspiracy]

My favorite fact about Larry is that they’re so conspicuously playing it up that even the people who aggressively deny it can see it. You can’t complain about baiting if you don’t see it :)