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Trump Weird News - Smarty Cat - Point Taken
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Hey Ebony ... laser pointer!
Ebony's ears twitched as her now emerald eyes locked onto the laser dot on the bed at her feet. She slowly got to a crouching position on the bed, her hands planted between her feet as her tail began to slowly swish behind her. Before long, she leapt at the dot but it moved before she could catch it. She landed at the foot of her bed and looked around, then she saw the dot on the floor in front of her bed.
She leapt at it but it moved again and she landed on all fours, her tail and her hips slowly wiggling back and forth before she jumped at the dot again, just barely missing it. She started to smile widely as she began to have fun with it, and she kept going for the red dot over and over and each time it moved just out of her reach until it started leading her up to another bed on the other side of the room.
Ebony followed the dot, pawing at it with each move it made on the sheets until it got to a pair of legs. Then, it went up the legs and Ebony followed, crawling with her hands and knees on either side of the legs, then the person's waist and stomach and soon the dot stopped on the person's chest, and then disappeared. Ebony tilted her head a bit as one ear flattened out to the side and the other standing erect, twitching a bit before she looked up and...
"Having fun, Kitten?" Sakura asked with a smile, holding a laser pointer in her fingers.
Ebony nodded a few times and kissed her on the lips. After a short moment, she pulled back and her smile was still there. "Yeah!"
Sakura giggled and began to shine the laser pointer on her chest again, gaining Ebony's attention as both her ears stood at attention and her tail and backside swayed back and forth. Then, Sakura slowly moved it off of her chest and down off the bed, and Ebony eagerly jumped after it, landing surprisingly lightly on the floor before chasing after the dot once more.
http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/post/128930273519/i-have-reason-to-believe-that-this-lizard-has I have reason to believe that this lizard has acquired artillery. -- Anon Guest Bullets splashed against the walls, just above their current shelter of a piece of their ship's ablative shielding. "Really?...
Think quickly and always have a laser pointer.
AMiP again. Francoeur vs. a laser pointer.
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After their strange friends from a different future left, Raoul found a tiny trinket in one of their bunks. It looked like a cylinder… and it had a button, but beyond that, there was no clue of how it worked or what it was.
So, naturally, he pressed the button.
There was no hum. No whirr. No noise of anything mechanical going on, and no hint of what it was supposed to do. Raoul jiggled it. Pressed it against his ear. Tried talking to it. Nothing.
Then he noticed that Francoeur was busy chasing something around the walls and ceiling.
It was a pinpoint of a red dot. Caused… caused by the small cylinder in Raoul’s hand. He almost forgot to be curious about the little cylinder, favouring watching Francoeur scurry about after the tiny red dot and giggling like a child.
Lucille stormed in like one thousand avenging angels. “What the living devil are you two doing?”
Raoul turned off the tiny light and pretended he had been doing exactly nothing at all. “Who? Me?”
Francoeur chittered a mournful little song and pointed to Raoul.
"Really," Lucille marched over and tore it out of his unresisting fingers. "And what is this?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh… really ineffective electric torch?"
"Hmf." She turned it on, examining the spot in her hand, then against the wall, and then reflected by a mirror. Francoeur chased the dot with chirps of joy.
At length, she decided, “While I agree that this could help Francoeur get his exercise without disturbing half of Paris…” she flipped the little light off. “We should not be messing about with things from a different reality. I’m putting this in a lockbox for all our safeties.”
Francoeur sulked for five days before Raoul began to work out how to make one of his own.
Thus, in that reality, the inventor of the LASER was Raoul DeChagny in 1922, and it was vital in the victories of the second world war.
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