#lastnightidreamt

[flotsamnjetsam]

St Sabastian Another oldie when I was young and emotional. Never forget OUR PRIDE. #stsebastian #pride #queer #queerart #lastnightidreamt https://www.instagram.com/p/BrW9RxvlXQS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3ga5ebftvuhv

[chaosorganizer]

I dream in 80s comedy logic

Last night i dreamt I was a kind of trickster god like Loki. And I had just been caught in the act by either my father (or my brother) and sister, and knowing they can’t really actually kill me we all three just stood there for a second being godly awkward like "you know what you did, right?" "yeah. but you know its my nature too, right?`" "right." So I said "we all know you guys wanna punish me and I deserve it too, so why not make this short and have you fling me to the furthest corner of the planet" and so my brother/father grabbed me, and with me gleefully shouting "give it your all!", he threw me SO HARD I landed in 2006 (wich was the future in my dream ). I crashlanded in the woods, close to where a families car had just stopped working. Don’t ask me why, but instead of turning into a deer or something you would expect in a forest, I turned into what looked like an asian dragon the length of a small monitor lizard, the family adopted me for some reason and I tried to actually make some things right for once, helping the older daughter to come together with her female crush and saving that marriage at least twice before they finally got the hint that I am not actually a talking monitor lizard..... best thing is I don’t even remember what the bad thing was that I did in the first place. For all I know I could have accidentally dropped a vase.

[dead-fandom-society]

last night I had a dream that I flat out got banned from Minnesota (why I would want to go there, I don’t fucking know). The entity in my dream (satan in a target uniform??) told me that I must repent for imitating their accents. He then proceeded to saw my legs off with a dremmel (the thing they use in nail salons, idfk what it’s actually called). And from what I know about the Midwest, this dream is totally accurate.

TLDR: dreamt that I got my legs sawed off by retail satan and exiled from a state for making fun of them.

Disclaimer: No hate to midwesterners. This is my brain’s nightly fat cow shit that I need to flush because I don’t want retail Satan to do That again.

[tadpoledancer]

Ok so I had the weirdest dream last night

Some key parts:

I visited todoroki's house and he lived in this huge ass mansion?? Like it was 30+ stories tall n shit idk

I met endeavor and he greeted me but then he grabbed my arm and he had sharp nails and they dug into my skin and when I pulled back he was like "lil weak ass bitch, don't even talk to my son" and took todoroki away to like the top floor or sumth bc he wanted his son to marry a strong girl

I was really fuckin upset and I made my way through the floors of the house which were weird and distorted bc it's a dream n all that

But endeavor had like hundreds of sons and as I made my way up I met more and more of them, all with their own unique abilities

I wanted to get back to todoroki bc I was in love with him and I didn't want him to be with anyone else

Eventually I got to the top, which had a giant pool/waterfall/fountain thing, idk man it was a wack ass dream

I wanted to impress endeavor and prove to him I'm no weak ass bitch so I pulled together my strength and turned into a giant dragon and flew up in front of him and todoroki and did a flip in the air to look cool before running off with todoroki before his dad could pair him up with anyone else

The end

I swear I wasn't on drugs my dreams are just vivid and crazy like that

[emi98338]

I was walking in the woods when a beautiful man with shimmering wings and pointed ears stepped out from the shadows. He introduced himself, and told me that I was the one the prophecy fortold of. So I follow him to his village and I’m led to the middle of this big circle of other fairies, with the elder fairy standing in the center. He raises a hand and all is quieted, he then holds out a pickle jar. I take it perplexed and open it, and everyone loses their absolute shit. I am the chosen one.

[dust-and-lightning]

tw for implied body horror a bit

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I had the wildest dream last night. I was talking to a young kid, maybe 5-7 years old, and the topic of spirituality came up. (There were some very religious adults featured elsewhere in the dream, I think I was talking to the child about them.) I asked the child if he believed in gods or higher powers and he said yes. He seemed very certain. Then he said to me, in the cheerful, intense way children do,

“You wanna know something cool? I saw a God shed it’s skin one time.”

I’m like... oh??? Yeah??? What did that look like buddy???

And he described to me in graphic detail what sounded like a perfectly normal reptile molting, except that he insisted it was a deity.

He was old enough to know what a lizard was. And to know about religion. So I had no choice but to accept he knew what he was saying.

Kids know some shit.

[finnladen]

I pulled a 3-4mm chameleon from between my back teeth. It had been using it’s tongue to snatch crumbs of whatever I ate.

[the7thcolor]

TLSP @ Alexandra Palace, London. Last Night I Dreamt... (1). Their opening on Saturday with the amazing Mr Johnny Marr!! #thelastshadowpuppets #tlsp #alexturner #mileskane #milex #zachdawes #johnnymarr #thesmiths #cover #lastnightidreamt #london #alexandrapalace #allypally #england #eycte #eyctetour #myallypally #andthatfcknsweetcameraman 16/07/2016