#lavendarspeaks

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Happy Birthday to the campaign manager of gegg!!

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Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.

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daily reminder that you gotta be better best friends

@warrenthatpuppet

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"mY dAD diDNt STrUT. AnD NOr dO i," stfu harry, ik you and ron and hermione be walking around the castle like you own the place. Don't act like your dad and the marauders didn't strut down the halls like they use money to wipe their asses

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Imagine a potterhead getting the dark mark as a tattoo for a joke but then years later, some shady looking people pull them aside and tells them that they need to fulfill their duty as a deatheater. And then they are brought to the wizarding world, a bunch of traumatising shit happens, and someone pls write abt this

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smh my brother and i were rewatching community and we finally got to Geothermal Escapism and we're not even a few minutes in im already on the verge of a mental breakdown

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the fact that red and duck were all alone, at a picnic, as shrignold teaches yellow about love while flying on a rainbow(🌈🏳️‍🌈) seems to be hinting fluffybird. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this.

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Congratulations to Forever on becoming President of QSMP!!!!