Scarecrow to LV! Scarecrow? Somehow?
Dear Alternate Universe Scarecrow,
I am writing this letter with the intention of it reaching some alternate universe, preferably myself in an alternate universe. Now, I don't know if such things exist, but if there are other Cranes out there, they must know one thing besides fear, and that is a good peach pie.
You're probably thinking to yourself, something akin to growing up in the south and already knowing well enough about peach pie. But rest assured, you have not had my favorite peach pie. I don't even make this pie, Harley does. Do you have a Harley Quinn? Surely her pie is nothing compared to my Harley's.
Enclosed is a recipe for peach pie, including a recipe for homemade french vanilla ice cream. As Harley would say, don't knock it til you try it. Nothing my Great Granny made could compare to this dessert. It's so wonderful and it brings forth a wistful feeling I can not describe.
Jonathan Crane aka Scarecrow