#lazicepie

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I don’t usually complain, but fucking hell TikTok Ads on Youtube are horrible. And Youtube itself? Doesn’t give me any way to reflect how much I hate it besides reporting it.

It isn’t bad enough to warrant allowing google to collect my cookies to authenticate my report.

[ Image ID: a pop-up panel on the My Ad Centre site, titled: “Help us understand your feedback better” with the text “Google feedback needs to authenticate your session to collect a complete feedback report. Without this, we will get an anonymized partial report, limiting our ability to address it effectively.” Showing two choices “Not now” and “Allow cookies”. end ID ]

I don’t wanna do that just to tell them how I hate Tiktok using the most eye-catching in an Ad.

Cut below is screenshot of the Ad, a dog having cherry eye, a hand, captioned “Just popping my eye back in” with the lower captions “How to temp fix cherry eye (cherry emoji)” slightly hidden behind Ad captions.

There is no comment section, no dislike button and no ability to simply say “I don’t like this Ad.” Fuck this shit, I’m going back to Waterfox.

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you can always grrr and hiss at things you don’t like.

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“weird guy”? all guys are weird to me. if you’re a guy that I would know, you’re probably weird.

(this post excludes my kin-brood-spawn’s husband)

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eating something so good it makes me feel like a snail drinking milk for the first time.

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YOSHIIIIIIIIIII

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First day on ADHD meds!

Many cheers for my brain!! Now it’s the body that can’t keep up with you >:D

And that one’s slightly easier to solve.

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<- trans.

Alright with that established. Hi, I'm Lazice Pie. And I had been dysphoric about my voice for shit knows how long. And me, at the prime and delicate and mind blastingly weird brain at 14, seeked for a better voice. Because any voice that is unfamiliar to my own, were seen as better at the time.

There had been various results, biding with a strange persistence that I can never achieve now, I have a pretty decent range, though I'd never be able to compete with a trans-woman opera singer, I can at least lower my voice by pure sheer fucking will, to that speech I'll be able to decieve as if I'm a cis guy for a sentence. Though that's a whole ass tensing nya.

You see. Yet for all this time, I was still in my comfortable range for almost all of my day to day speakings, with exceptions being role-calls, and one off interactions with like shop employees. Though this range variates with who fronts (source: source samples, double in booyaa!.) it's still all within this flesh prison's physical muscles.

LIKE. I CAN'T JUST NOT SHOW WHAT I MEAN FOR Y'ALL.

BUT what I'm trying to say for ALL of This.

The results of my voice training made me a cartoon character.