Thought I'd put out some (perhaps unrealistic) headcanons of spending Valentine's Day with our favorite cannibal ♡
Warnings: mentions of gore/blood/cannibalism
Bubba doesn't fully understand the concept of Valentine's Day, as it's still a fairly new thing to him. He probably only just found out about it from you.
But that doesn't mean he won't go all out!
Makes you a heart made of flesh, outlined with various types of small bones, and your initials carved in the middle.
He might need some reassurance when you almost pass out at the sight of it.
"NO--NO, IT'S NICE!"
*Sad mumbling*
"IT IS FANTASTIC!"
Absolutely goes insane if you think to give him something in return. Like he could not care less what it is, if it's from you, he's a happy boy.
Oh yeah, btw--I hope you don't have any other plans anywhere else because you will not be showing up for them. That boy is not gonna let you leave.
Honestly, he'll just want to keep you there so he can essentially smother you with his own, albeit odd, affections.
*Lovingly pets your hair 10,000 times*
Tiny smooches all over your dumb face ♡
He would definitely whip up something big and special for dinner that night.
Now remember, his diet isn't necessarily strictly cannibalistic. He'll eat just about anything, to be honest. So he's more than happy to cook up some chicken or beef to go with the other, uh, "not so appetizing" dishes. Especially if he knows you'd be more inclined to eat that sort of thing over...well, human.
Oh yeah, and don't expect his siblings and cousin to stay out of it because they absolutely won't. They will not miss the chance to poke fun at you and Bubba relentlessly, which will annoy him to no end.
But don't worry, they'll get bored and leave at some point...probably.
Gets upset if they push it too far and bother you too much.
No matter how bad he is at expressing his love for you, just keep in mind that he's trying his best and appreciates every bit of patience you have for him. You've got him for life, whether you like it or not.
Thomas Hewitt with an AFAB small reader whose moans are high-pitched yet soft and cries out of pleasure. That's it, that's the request
First off he would love those little noises
He's so used to everyone screaming and yelling at each other, not to mention when any victims get lose and he has to chase them down, so any type of silence or quiet is rare. He's used to loud.
But your soft sweet noises are like heaven to his ears. He finds them dainty and sweet and he treasures each one. Will spend as much time as he can just dragging those noises from you in awe.
When you first cried out of pleasure he swore he did something wrong and that you were in pain and refused to touch you. So after gently calming him down and reassuring him you were okay you explained to him what happened and how it was tears of pleasure. Of course, he would still be hesitant about touching you after that because he's still convinced he hurt you somehow.
That would be something that he has to gradually get accustomed with. He's only seen people cry in fear and pain so it takes a while for him to fully trust you when you say you're not hurt.
Based on this request : “how the slashers would react to their s/o's having a nightmare? Like the reader is sad and kinda confused. If you fell comfortable, I would love to read your view of the situation. I was thinking about Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers and Jason, but when I think about Freddy Krueger I want to laugh so bad”
Hope you’ll all enjoy it, it was fun and cute to write for <3
Warnings: angst/fluff, no proof reading, mentions of cannibalism, of violence, of death (other’s and reader’s), of blood, of revenge, one or two strong words, mentions of sexual favours with Freddy.
Thomas Hewitt
Tommy was your gentle giant who wanted to protect you more than anything and at all cost.
It meant you always slept cuddled up against him and his arms were securely wrapped around you.
Even in the Texas heat, you both needed to feel each other to sleep.
But despite his presence, bad dreams sometimes woke you up.
They were often linked to your new way of life; seeing people getting killed and eating them can be a little bit… traumatising, even if you loved your man with everything you had.
That night, you were dreaming of the man Hoyt killed in the afternoon, you saw him trying to get you and bring you to hell with him.
He was crawling from a big hole full of fire and screams, grabbing your ankle. He was shouting at you that you would go to hell anyways, and that it would be better sooner rather than later.
You woke up, sweating and your heart beating so fast. You were a little bit disoriented at first, not too sure where you were and what just happened.
You were scared too.
You felt Tommy’s body against yours and it allowed you to realise where you were. You tried to calm down as well and you snuggled a little more against Tommy who was stirring up.
The man had a very light sleep, mostly because it was allowing him to protect his family. In this case, it meant that at the instant he felt you moving, he woke up too.
He instinctively brought you closer to his chest and kissed the top of your head.
He wasn’t too sure what happened, but he needed to reassure you before doing anything else.
You never told him about your nightmares, or at least what they were about, because you knew it would break his heart and he would feel very guilty to give you such a life.
He listened to the noises in the house and looked around the room to make sure there was no danger close by, before his whole attention went back to you, as always.
“I’m sorry Tommy, it’s fine, it was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep, big boy” you whispered to him but he softly shook his head and started kissing every inch of your face to appease you.
He knew you weren’t going to tell him what happened in your bad dream, but he could still cuddle you to make you feel better.
He hated when you were upset and he wanted to believe that cuddles were the cure to anything.
He would also refuse to go back to sleep until you would be able to rest again.
And even once you would be sleeping, he would stay awake a little longer just to make sure that your mind was leaving you alone.
You stroked his strong arms and you had to admit you felt better with the idea of being in the presence of such a gentle giant.
“We’re all safe, right?” you softly asked and he instantly nodded.
Tommy gently hummed into your ear. He wished he could tell you with words how much he loved you, how he would never let anything bad happen to you, and how the safest place in the whole word, for you, was in his embrace.
He really hoped that his touch was conveying all this, and he stroked your back until he felt you relaxing against him once again.
He didn’t sleep much the rest of the night, watching over you, like the overprotective giant he was to you.
Michael Myers
Michael was like a cat who liked his sleep. Which meant he really disliked it when someone would disturb it.
Including you.
You dreamt that he was killing you, he was stabbing you over and over again, and you were bathing in your own blood.
You woke up with a little strangle cry and you sat up, trying to catch your breath.
You were a little bit panicked and you needed some time to calm down. You took some deep breaths and closed your eyes.
You could only hear the sounds of your heart pumping inside your ears.
After a little while, you felt a little more calm, but you weren’t sure you would be able to go back to sleep that easily. You were wide awake and feeling a little sick as well.
You looked back to see if Michael was still sleeping but he was staring at you without moving.
He seemed a little bit pissed at you and you bit down on your lips.
“I’m sorry I woke you up” you whispered and he didn’t answer anything or move. “I’m gonna leave you alone, probably going to watch some TV before coming back to bed, okay?” you offered so he could rest.
You really didn’t want to upset him… especially after the nightmare you just had about him killing you.
You were about to leave the bed, when he grabbed your wrist.
He was a lot stronger than you, so he had no difficulty bringing you back to bed.
You tried to move away when you landed on his chest, because he didn’t particularly like to cuddle when he was sleeping, but he actually didn’t let you go.
He wrapped an arm around you to keep you against him before forcing your head to rest on the crook of his neck. It was his silent way to tell you “Go back to sleep now”.
You were a little bit surprised by the gesture but you didn’t dare move.
He was so tense beneath you, waiting for your body to relax before doing the same.
He wouldn't be able to sleep if you didn’t fall asleep first either.
In reality, Michael didn’t like to go to bed without you by his side. He needed to know where you were and he needed for you to be well settled before he could do the same.
How could he rest if he didn’t know you were safely by his side? Anything could happen to you when he wasn’t around… He knew that very well.
He wasn’t showing a lot of emotions, even less affection, but making sure you were sleeping by his side was one of his ways to show he was caring about you and being a little bit protective as well.
“Are we cuddling?” you asked with a little amused smile.
It was rare Michael was openly acting that way with you but you didn’t mind the forced hug that much. It was actually quite warm and it did make you feel all safe.
He only groaned in response and you had to bite down your lips to not start laughing at the grumpy man you had.
You were already feeling better.
“Hey, baby. Just one question and I promise I will go back to sleep” you whispered and you felt him tilting his head closer to you, as to let you know he was listening. “You wouldn’t kill me, right?” you asked, even if you weren’t sure you were ready for an answer, knowing Michael wouldn’t lie because he never did.
He forcefully grabbed your chin and forced your face against his.
He roughly kissed your lips before pecking them a little more gently once or twice.
He groaned once again and put your head back against his neck.
That was your answer.
And it meant he loved you and he wouldn’t hurt you.
But now, go back to sleep, idiot.
Jason Voorhees
Because of his past and everything that happened to him, Jason perfectly understood what it felt to wake up in the middle of the night, covered in sweat and completely distraught.
Now he came back from the dead, he didn’t really need to sleep any longer, but he never forgot the feelings.
And flashes of his bullying and death were still haunting him.
So when he felt you jolting awake next to him, he was quick to bring you closer to him and gently stroke your hair to calm you down.
When you would go to sleep, he would often follow you in bed so it would allow him to watch over you.
He liked to watch you sleep because you looked like an angel.
It was also your most vulnerable moment of the day, and he wanted to make sure no one could disturb your rest or hurt you.
With everything that happened to him and his home, Jason was overprotective with you.
You clung to him, hiding in his chest for a little while as he cuddled you and gently rocked you like his mother would do with him when he was a scared child.
He also hummed a lullaby into your ear to make you feel better and appease you.
Once you calmed down a little, you started to tell him what happened in your bad dream.
He was a very good listener and spilling out everything allowed you to relax even more, realising how silly it was.
You dreamt that a man coming to camp at Crystal Lake was kidnapping you to drown you in the lake, trying that way to appease the “monster” living here.
It sounded almost comical now you were saying it out loud; the only way to keep the “monster” of Crystal Lake happy was to leave his soulmate and home alone.
He hummed in thought at your words before gently loving on you, showing you you had nothing to fear.
He even flexed his muscles for you to feel how strong he was. It slightly made you smile. You knew Jason also liked to show off.
His next mission would be to get you back to sleep.
He strongly believed you needed your beauty sleep; because you were the most beautiful creature he ever witnessed and because his mother always taught him that sleeping was important to be happy and in good health.
And he wanted you to be happy and in good health more than anything.
If you couldn’t go back to sleep, he would try to find a solution with you.
It could be to have a shower with you so all the bad vibes could be washed away. He had mixed feelings about water, for obvious reasons, but he enjoyed your naked body against his.
It could be to go on a walk together. He knew the forest like the back of his hand, so you weren’t worried about getting lost when he was by your side. He was also bringing you to the nicest settings he could find, and under the bright moon, it was getting quite romantic.
Or it could just be bringing you some water or watching TV with you, whatever you would need to feel better. He was a good boy well taught by his mother, so he was obeying you in a flash.
His duty was to make sure his partner was all safe by his side.
Next time someone would come to Crystal Lake though, he would take revenge on your nightmare by giving them an extra cruel and violent death.
Not that you would ever know that.
Bonus: Freddy Krueger
It’s hard to say that Freddy was loving you, because this demon didn’t really know what love was.
But he was obsessed with you.
And more than anything he enjoyed playing with you and that was why he never killed you or hurt you.
He liked to scare you though, and to be a little bit mean.
Technically, he had no body and no reality in our world. So his only way to “spend time” with you was... to grab your mind and bring it into his nightmarish world.
Freddy was literally your nightmare.
Your best one.
Most of the time.
And he hated to let you go.
But when you were getting very mad at him for being such a teasing asshole, he would finally let you wake up with a pout on his lips.
He also liked to show you how easy it was for him to kill anyone when they were in his world. He was a show off.
He felt so proud when sometimes you seemed a little bit impressed by his power.
You saw countless people getting killed without being able to do anything to save them. Freddy never understood when you were asking for him to let them go. And it was generally only darkening his playful mood.
Sometimes, he allowed you to save someone. But he would want something in exchange… which were often sexual favours.
Freddy couldn’t deny that it was hard to resist you and it was very easy to make him do whatever you wanted when you were getting into the seduction territory.
Sometimes you didn’t wish to save them though.
A few times, you even called for Freddy.
He was always more than eager to answer your call, even if it was quite surprising. He enjoyed being wanted by you though.
He enjoyed it even more when you asked him to torture and get rid of some people who hurt you.
You would watch them getting so delicious hurt, and begging for their lives and dying in the most awful way. You would eat popcorn and all kinds of snacks while Freddy was playing with them.
He was always extra cruel when it was someone you brought here because he knew it meant they hurt you.
And he was then a little bit nicer to you, because you, for once, enjoyed the show he was giving you, and because he wanted to be the only one to be mean to you.
Once or twice, it happened that Freddy gave you the power to control people’s nightmares.
Freddy liked to hurt people and to kill them, but he also loved to corrupt you.
When you asked him to do the job yourself, he laughed and agreed to that plan.
It was then he discovered that if he liked to play with you as his pet, he loved even more to bring chaos with you by his side.
And you enjoyed destroying lives a lot more than you would like to admit it, especially to Freddy.
Nobody requested this. Still, consider this my Christmas gift to other Bubba lovers out there! Obviously, Warning for NSFW content. Enjoy the read!🌻💋🌼
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex):
Aftercare is an integral part of sex for him, there is a before (foreplay), a during (the sex itself) and an after (aftercare). Basically, you have one huge cuddle bug in your arms. The snuggle session is MANDATORY. Bubba would immediately seek the warmth of your skin against his own. Do not even try to escape his hugs (and why would you?), you're trapped here until further notice. He needs comfort and reassurance after making love, especially if it was particularly intense, so cuddle that boy, kiss him all over, tell him he did a great job and that you're happy. He will be in heaven, mumbling about how much he loves you, how good you feel and how pretty you are. What happens after the mandatory cuddle session depends on his energy level. If he's exhausted, he will fall asleep like a rock. If not, a snack might be in order !
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):
Bubba loves his faces (yes, they absolutely count, they're a part of him!). His masks greatly help him to communicate how he feels and the way he wants to be perceived in the moment. I feel like this would also be the case in bed! Sometimes he wants to feel pretty and be sensual, so he puts on a feminine, elegant face. Sometimes he wants to be rough, so he wears a more masculine, tougher looking face. He loves his many faces, he has one for each of his moods, it's everything he needs to better express himself.
When it comes to his partner, I feel like Bubba has a thing for legs, specifically thighs (come on, we've all seen that one scene in TCM 2). He loves to caress them, grab them, squeeze them, you name it. Other than that, he would probably be completely enthralled by his partner's face and hair (we've also seen the way he pets Sally's hair in the original movie). As we know, Bubba has a fixation on those things, so it's only logical to me that he would be overwhelmingly enamored with the face of the person he's in love with. Bubba is utterly fascinated when his S/O's face contorts with pleasure.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person):
Makes lots of it, so wherever he ends up finishing, there's gonna be some cleaning up to do. Whether it's inside or outside, he really wouldn't mind helping you clean up with his tongue if you ask him ;)
I feel like Bubba wouldn't really care where his cum ends up. He would simply do what feels good, and to him, that would be cumming while buried deep inside of you. It feels more intimate that way. If you ask him to finish outside though, he wouldn't complain. Your skin does look awfully pretty while smeared with his cum. Don't forget to remind him to pull out when he's close though, he does tend to forget in the heat of the moment!
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):
Secretly really wants to wear pretty lingerie, but unfortunately never found any that could fit him so far. Bubba is really fascinated by delicate, feminine things, and sometimes he wants to feel pretty and delicate! He always wants to look his best after all, so some beautiful lingerie would really help him boost his confidence. So far though, no luck. He has secretly tried on a couple of things found in some victims' luggage, but they were too small :(
Other than that, considering where he lives and the time period, something else that could be considered a "dirty secret" of his is that he enjoys being pegged by you (or just being penetrated, depending what's between your legs). He, however, probably wouldn't even consider this a taboo, it wouldn't even cross his mind, due to his isolation. All he knows is that it feels really good, so surely there's nothing wrong with doing it right? He loves the feeling of you fucking him, he feels so full and his brain gets all foggy from pure ecstasy.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):
This big boy is one (1) whole virgin with practically no experience whatsoever. He knows how to pleasure himself, he has seen farm animals reproduce, he feels sort of funny when he finds a dinner gest attractive and he might have thrown glances at a couple dirty magazines here and there, but it stops there. If you're inexperienced as well, you guys will learn together. You would both be clumsy, it will be a little awkward sometimes, but also very cute and fun! Learning about sex together would really strengthen the bond between you two, it's an extremely intimate moment to share, after all. You and him would eventually get the hang of it through time, trials and errors. The end result is that both of you end up knowing exactly what feels the best for each other. If you're more experienced than him during his first time, then prepare yourself because you're gonna have to teach him EVERYTHING. It's not a bad thing though, he's very cooperative and enthusiastic as long as what you're doing feels good. He likes to follow directions. Directions are safe, they're comforting, there's no pressure or uncertainty when he just does what he's told. Overall, at first, Bubba does not know what he's doing, but he's definitely very eager to learn! And the pleasure sex brings you both is one huge motivator for him to learn quickly!
F = Favourite position (This goes without saying. will probably include a visual):
Any position where he can see your face and easily touch you all over. He's very handsy, his hands are always wandering your body. Cowgirl would probably be one of his favorites. He gets to admire you the whole time, and his hands are free to explore your legs, your hips, your stomach, your chest, your face... I feel like he would also really like missionary, but this time it's because he gets to be really close your face and admire the way it flushes, the way it twists and the way your lips part when you moan. That way, he also gets to kiss you as much as he wants while making love to you. He also likes the fact he can bury his face in the crook of your neck when he's close, when you wrap your legs and your arms around him, he feels entirely enveloped by bliss, by you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc):
It starts off playful, with definitely some bashful giggles and hushed laughter but the more riled up he gets, the more serious it becomes. Gentle yet eager little kisses turn into him hungrily shoving his tongue in your mouth. Hands that caressed your skin and playfully left goosebumps on their way soon desperately hold onto you for dear life, perhaps hard enough to leave some bruises. Bubba likes to be goofy with you, it's fun and harmless, and it's even more fun when it happens in the bedroom. Sometimes there's a funny movement, a funny noise, and he's quick to giggle at that sort of stuff if you follow along. However, when the pleasure builds up, he easily becomes lost in the whole thing and focuses his entire attention on chasing your mutual pleasure. Bubba is a surprisinly passionate lover.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc):
HAIRY man. He's not dirty by any means, but by lord is he hairy. From his chest down to his happy trail, to his fuzzy arms and legs (hairy butt too)... He also rocks an untamed bush between his legs which matches the dark curls on his head... So yes, the carpet does match the drapes in that sense. If you're not a fan of that... Well, good luck trying to make Bubba shave. He would do it if you asked him to, but it would take hours and everything would probably regrow in a day or two. And he'd feel so itchy too. Not worth it. Plus, why would you wanna shave this beautiful bear of a man? He's much cuddlier that way! Embrace the fuzz, Y/N.
I = Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect):
At first, Bubba is shy and a little unsure of what to do. He really wants to be intimate with his partner, but he's not sure what's appropriate or not and he's afraid he's going to be berated if he does something wrong. Plus, he does have lots of insecurities about himself, and especially his ability to make you happy. You can clearly see he really wants to be intimate, but he doesn't really know if he's allowed to express that. Thankfully, with lots of reassurance, praise and encouragement, he comes out of his shell and feels more secure showing how much he loves you. At this point, expect lots of kissing, hugging, hand holding and sweet loving gibberish from him. He's not suave by any means, but he's just so genuine in his efforts to express how in love he is with you. He's even cried a few times during particularly passionate lovemaking, the emotions of it all overwhelm him. A big sweetheart overall <3
J = Jacking Off (Masturbation headcanon):
Used to do it regularly before you both became a couple. He's been told he shouldn't do it before, but the urges often overcome the guilt. No one wants to do chores with an awkward boner that refuses to go away. He feels a little guilty about doing something he's not supposed to do, but not masturbating at all prevents him from properly focusing on his daily tasks. Plus, if no one finds out about it, he's not gonna be in trouble right? And it just feels too good not to do at least occasionally. When you two become sexually active, his masturbation habits almost completely stop since you're now there to take care of him. He still does it once in a while if you're really busy or away, but he thinks it's nowhere near as satisfying as when he has sex with you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks):
Please praise this man! Tell him he's doing a good job, tell him he's beautiful, tell him he's sexy, tell him you love him! He will be in heaven. Bubba has one huge praise kink, I think we can all agree on that. Every time you call him a good boy he loses his damn mind, it definitely gets him going. Careful though, if you're not careful your praise might make him cum a little early. He can't help it, it completely riles him up. Also, if you start praising him while tugging on his hair, you're gonna send this man into oblivion with how good you're making him feel, he will moan so loudly. Unpopular opinion here, but I personally don't think Bubba would have a breeding kink. Don't get me wrong, he would find his pregnant S/O extremely sexy (if you can get pregnant that is), but during the moment, I just don't see him with this kind of kink. The idea of parenthood overwhelms and scares him. He's the youngest sibling after all, he has zero experience with children. If you want kids, Bubba will eventually really like the idea of being a parent with enough reassurance and guidance, but that doesn't mean he would have a breeding kink in my opinion.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do):
He prefers to do it in places where he feels safe and has no risk of being interrupted. He's certainly not opposed to quickies in more risqué places, like the kitchen or the living room, but if he had to chose, he would do it either in his bedroom where his overbearing family is less likely to bother him. It's also much more cozy and comfy in here, the bed's right there for you to comfortably cuddle during the afterglow. The old barn near the house is also a great option. This is where the generator is, and its noise can covers most of the lewd sounds coming from you both (most likely his mainly). Here, you guys can enjoy some literal rolls in the hay and be as loud as you wish.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going):
It's not very hard to turn Bubba on, not hard at all in fact. And it's even less difficult to get him going during the act. Wanna know the one trick that works every time? Simply call him a good boy. It's that simple. Maybe put your hands on his arms, his shoulders, his chest or his face, talk in a sweet voice and call him your good boy, he'll be one blushing flustered mess in an instant. Other than that, a lot of things about you can turn him on if his gaze (and mind) lingers on for too long : The sway of your hips, the sweat on your neck and collarbones, your eyes on him, your skin on his... Just... Everything about you is a potential turn on. You make him feel so hot and bothered, he doesn't know what to do with himself.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):
Bubba would NOT like humiliation, at all. His self esteem is already so fragile, his heart will shatter if you start insulting him while he's being so vulnerable to you. He probably wouldn't really understand the concept of humiliation in the bedroom and think he genuinely did something wrong. Also, no pain. Period. Some light pain is more than okay to some degree when things get rougher of course, like biting, hair pulling and scratching. However, anything beyond that is a HUGE no and a massive turn off. On one side he would hate having to hurt you. You're not meat, and you didn't do anything wrong, you're not supposed to get hurt! On the other side, if you wanted to inflict pain on him, he would genuinely get scared. He would immediately associate the pain with Drayton's beatings and that would NOT be fun AT ALL for him. PLEASE don't hurt this poor man, you're going to traumatize him. I also have a feeling Bubba wouldn't really be into bondage. His mind heavily associates the concept of being tied up with victims and dinner guests. If you want to be tied up, or want to tie him up, he would probably feel pretty uncomfortable with the whole thing. It creates rather confusing and uncomfy images in his brain. After all, you're not meat, he's not meat either, and he doesn't want either of you to be treated like meat.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc):
Bubba has an oral fixation, and is eager to please, he could spend hours buried between your legs. He absolutely loves the taste of you, and he adores the feeling of your thighs squeezing the sides of his face even more. For starters, going down on you gets you all nice and ready for his thick cock, but he also just can't get enough of your taste on his tongue. What he first lacks in skill he makes up for with sheer, unstoppable enthusiasm. After his first taste, he can't get enough of it and will eagerly lick, suck, nibble and lap at you. Don't be afraid to tug on his hair, either his mask's or his own, he will love it. Oh and, do this man a favor and sit on his face. Please and thank you. He's able to cum just from that alone. If you're someone who has periods, don't think that will deter him from going down on you. For christ's sake the man is a literal cannibal. If anything this would only make you taste even better down there in his opinion.
When he's the one receiving oral, he can never last very long. It just feels too good. The sight of your lips around his length and your tongue caressing his most sensitive parts is too much for him to handle, he cums really fast each time. He will get overwhelmed, grab your head and start bucking into your mouth while his orgasm overtakes him. He might last longer with his eyes closed, but he'd much rather look at you going down on him. You look so beautiful like this and he can't believe someone is doing that to him.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc):
It entirely depends on his mood. Sometimes he's slow and sweet, other times you need to brace yourself because he fucks you like his life depends on it. On the days he wants to go slow, he takes his sweet time exploring your body, and lets you explore his. He spends some time just kissing you whilst holding you against him, savoring the blissful sensations while they last. Some days though, when he's all pent up, particularly horny or when he needs to let some frustrations loose, he will get rough with you. Bubba is possessive after all, you are his just as much as he's yours, and he wants you to know that. He leaves a trail of bite marks and hickeys from your neck to your chest and bruises your hips with his powerful hands, marking you.
Q = Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc):
Although he is more into proper sex, Bubba certainly wouldn't turn down an offer for a quickie. He's in the middle of a chore but can't focus because he's horny? Quickie. It's about to be time for dinner but you still have five minutes to spare? Quickie. He's been busy all day and you desperately miss him but don't want to interrupt him for too long? You name it, quickie. He still requires some snuggles after the fact, so you'll have one clingy giant glued to you for a little while even after a quickie.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc):
Bubba would be willing to try almost anything at least once once, he trusts you and wants to please you. He's also often intrigued by what you're offering to try, wondering how it's going to feel. The only exceptions are what I listed earlier, the humiliation and the pain. He would maybe heasitantly try bondage once if you ask him, not be into it and decide he doesn't want to do it again. Bubba would also try to minimize the risk of getting caught as much as possible. The idea of getting caught by his family (or worse, a victim) during such an intimate moment absolutely mortifies him.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...):
He doesn't last long at the beginning but quickly recovers and is more than willing to go for several rounds of bliss. Eventually, with enough time and practice (and when he learns that delaying the orgasm can also be more fun and pleasurable), he lasts longer. Even if he happens to not last long enough for you to reach your own climax, he will happily help you get off another way instead, either using his hands, his mouth, or anything else that's available. Just gently ask him what you would like him to do and he will gladly comply.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Bubba has never owned any sex toys and has probably never seen one before. It wouldn't be surprising to me if he's never even heard of them before. Once he mentally recovers from learning about their existence ("Wait... There are toys meant for sex?? WHAT.") he would be very intrigued by them. Toys are fun, sex is fun, so the two combined sounds like a match made in heaven truly! Before anything happens though (and if you don't already own one), you need to somehow find a sex toy without his nosy family finding out (god help us if Nubbins gets his bony hands on it and incorporates it in his next art project... Cue Drayton shitting a brick at the sight). Once you've managed to secretly aquire one though, the fun can begin. Whatever kind of toy it is, Bubba would be eager to try it, both on you and himself. If the toy in question is a strap-on dildo, Bubba would actually start to drool the first time you wear it in front of him.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease):
Poor boy doesn't really get the whole teasing thing, it feels like a punishment to him if anything, and he's not a fan. He's prone to get frustrated if you torture him long enough, he will eventually take matters into his own hands. He's also not really one to tease, at least not on his own accord. He would do it if you asked him to, but he probably wouldn't be able to tease you for very long. Watching you squirm and beg is sexy, but watching you cum is much sexier in his opinion.
V = Volume (How loud are they, what sounds they make):
Oh lord, Bubba is LOUD. He's a very vocal person just in general, even if his speech isn't proper words, and that doesn't stop in the bedroom (on the contrary). It's a non stop stream of unintelligible but clearly affectionate, loving gibberish. Bubba will constantly blabber about how pretty you look and how good you make him feel. And it's not just words, expect to hear lots of moaning, whining, whimpering, squealing, grunting and panting. The closer he gets, the louder he is, and the higher his pitch gets. He doesn't control his volume well, so when his family is home, you're either gonna have to get frisky in the barn where the noisy generator overpowers the sounds, or you're gonna have to find a way to muffle his moans if you don't wanna get in trouble.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice):
Bubba loves having his hair pulled. He doesn't really understand why, it's not something he would have ever imagined can feel good, but he just does. You guys probably discovered that completely by accident. Bonus points if you did during a completely non sexy scenario. Like, imagine you're roughhousing with him, Bubba is winning (unsurprisingly) so you decide to pull a mean trick to regain the upper hand. Mischievously, you slip a hand behind his head, right under his mask to then YANK on his hair... And Bubba lets out the loudest fucking moan whilst unexpectedly getting hard as a rock in record time, taking both you and himself by surprise. The room is dead silent, Bubba is mortified, and you are taking a mental note of this discovery for later use.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words):
I think most of this fandom agrees that Bubba is of average length, but very thick in girth. I absolutely agree with that. Bubba is thick, uncircumcised, and very very sensitive down there. Has a vein on the underside of his cock, which makes Bubba moan loudly when you run your tongue alongside it. A grower, not a shower. He's plenty enough to satisfy you.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?):
Bubba is one horny, horny boy. He's young, healthy (as healthy as one can be in this kind of household at least) and clearly has a lot of energy to spare. His sex drive is through the goddamn roof. He is very touch starved and pent up since he's had no experience with sex, let alone love as a whole since puberty hit. Whatever you give him, he will enthusiastically take it. He might be shy at first, but from the moment you've unleashed his desires, he almost always wants you. You might have not so accidentally created a sex monster, good luck.
Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards):
It depends on the time of the day. If you're fooling around in the morning or afternoon, Bubba will still have the energy to continue the day like normal (or go for another round). If it's in the evening after a long list of chores has been completed, Bubba can fall asleep minutes after finishing. He will make an effort to not pass out long enough to make sure you're satisfied too, but after that, he's out. He will grab you, hold you close to him, and you're not going anywhere. Make sure he doesn't fall asleep on his back, he snores. Loudly. And good luck trying to move him on his side by yourself, he's a heavy sleeper (both figuratively and literally). He will quickly drift off to sleep while lovingly petting your hair and mumbling praises to you.
Can I have Ghost, König and Thomas Hewitt (if you write two fandoms in one) with male reader who is a metal head? Long hair, corpse paint, is fascinated with gore stuff and such.
.ೃ࿐ Format: HCs.
.ೃ࿐ Reader: Male. Heavy Metal!Reader.
.ೃ࿐ Ratings: SFW. Gore/Blood mention.
.ೃ࿐ Word Count: 1.3K
[A/N: FIRST MALE READER REQUEST LET'S GOO! Thank you anon for giving me an excuse to watch TCM again. I also did some similar HCs with König (no mention of gender) you can check those out as well. Also, it was so hard for me to find a picture of a black male with corpse paint *sigh*.]
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Wowie y'all make an interesting duo.
Between his skull mask/balaclava and your corpse paint and dark clothing, you two make a very visually appealing couple. Ghost jokes about how it's always Halloween at y'alls house.
He likes your long hair. Military guys aren't allowed to have long hair so seeing you with long hair is somewhat refreshing to him.
There is something that awakens inside of Ghost when he sees you walking around shirtless with your hair down.
Ghost is another COD character who wouldn't be surprised by your music.
His father used to take him to Bone Licker concerts (sounds pretty heavy metal to me) when he was younger but he stopped going after the prostitute incident. With him being in the military it only drove him further away but if you could convince him to go to concerts with you he would.
He would make sure to mark the date so he wouldn't forget or let his work intervene. With even more convincing he would allow to you paint a skull on his face, he wouldn't wear it out though he'd switch back to his balaclava.
If there was a chance he couldn't make it to a concert or just didn't wanna go, he'd make it up to you by buying you VIP tickets.
Gets really defensive when other guys hit on you. Puts himself between you and the guy. “Yeah his style is nice and all now bug off.”
At first, Ghost would try and shield you from whatever injuries he has. If he came home still a little bruised and bloody from his last mission he wouldn't want you to see, probably heading straight to the bathroom to freshen up until you tell him you aren't squeamish and you're fine with it. Then he would come straight to the bedroom while you clean up his bloody bandaged shoulder.
Thought you were an odd fella the first time he laid eyes on you. It was most likely Soap who set you guys up.
He acknowledges your interest in gore, however, he'd prefer if you kept it to yourself. When he's deployed he's constantly surrounded by it--by death and blood. So when he gets home it's the last thing he wants to see.
Since the majority of Ghost's clothing is dark colors he would mix up y'alls clothing and wouldn't notice.
“Hey, Simon?” “Yeah?” “Is that my shirt?“ He peers down realizing it is in fact your shirt.”Ah, yeah sorry love I guess I grabbed the wrong thing.” He begins to take it off until you tell him it's okay and that he actually looks really good in it.
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The moment König laid eyes on you he was blown away.
He doesn't see people with your style so he thought you were very unique. He asks you why dress that way and why your makeup looks so crazy. He doesn't mean to come off as rude or anything he's just not used to it and he likes to hear you talk about your interests.
König would shyly ask if you could make his face look like yours. He would let you sit on his lap and watch as you meticulously drew on his face with black liner, on top of the white paint. He'd have a dumb smile on his face after you finish.
Just like Ghost, König would also go to concerts with you. If you were on the shorter side he would pick you up and put you on his shoulders so you could get a better view. The dude is like a rock so when people get a little too aggressive with their thrashing he has you stand behind him so you don't get hit.
Likes when you put your hair up and let strands of hair fall down, thinks it's really hot. König would stare non-stop until you called him.
Wouldn't say anything about your gore interest but he would indulge you in ways he killed/kills people. [cough cough König finishers cough]
He told you about how one time he sniped a man and his brain splattered out on a wall behind him. Or once he snapped a dude's neck so hard you could see the bone about to come out.
König watches closely as your eyes get big and you squirm in your seat as he goes on and on about his war stories.
He glares at anyone who would dare say anything negative about you. That includes his coworkers and supervisors.
König could not tell you the name of the bands you listen to because of the font. He says it looks all scrambled and he couldn't tell which letter is which.
When you told him you thought he was a little intimidating the first time you he giggled and told you, he felt the same way too. People think y'all are like that one scary goth couple in school.
𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑺 𝑯𝑬𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑻
The first time Thomas saw you he instantly fell in love.
He couldn't stop staring at you, he thought you were sent by the devil himself as a gift.
He is so interested in you especially since you guys look the same. You have long hair, he has long hair. You wear intricate corpse paint that covers your face, he delicately sews people's faces together to cover his.
Thomas wouldn't allow Hoyt [derogatory] to make fun of you. He takes a lot of shit from him but he draws the line at his boyfriend being made fun of.
Thomas prefers your hair over his. His isn't really taken care of. It's all greasy and messy so if you took the time to brush and style it, he'd probably cry.
No one is that nice to him besides his mom. So it'd be up to you to spoil him.
I imagine the type of music you listen to isn't common in Texas, especially on rural Texas radio so he would be very interested in it.
He would have you play it while he's dealing with his victims because he finds the screaming to be very annoying and sometimes headache inducing.
Tommy always keeps an out for you to make sure you don't pass out from the heat. He'd literally be standing there, watching you with your paint running down your face with a concerned look on his face as you tell him you're fine.
He would let you watch him disassemble bodies. Since you're interested in that stuff Thomas thinks it's the perfect bonding experience.
Thomas would also put your ass to work, I'm sorry to say. He believes everyone should pull their weight including his partner.
While his method of butchering is sloppy, he would still show you how to properly gut a person and how to get the most meat off the bones.
He's happy that you have an interest in gore and he would most definitely make a mask for you. If you were to wear it around he would be so unbelievably happy.
You're wearing his art AND you like it?? A match made in heaven.
If you were too grossed out by the whole canniblism thing Thomas would try and find you other food. There aren't a lot of animals in the area but he would try and catch deer, rabbits, or coyotes.
Thomas might have you lure in other victims, and you may have to change your look-up to be more “approachable” so he would lend you some of his clothes. They'd be too big but he and his mom know how to tailor.
He would only do this if you felt comfortable with it, he would never want to put you in harm's way.
I think Thomas would do a lot to make sure you're okay. He doesn't get that luxury and he is afraid of you leaving him for someone else.
You would have to reassure him that you wouldn't leave him because he's pretty insecure about himself and being around Hoyt and Monty does not help.
I'm new to your blog and I saw your pinned posted and saw that request was open :) and I was hoping you could do a x reader with Thomas Hewitt just fluff headcanons
a/n: i can absolutely do that! thank you so much for the request :)) and i'm so sorry it took so long. i hope this is okay
he's very shy around you at first, never really wanting to get in your way. but he finds more subtle ways of showing you he cares about you
he'll sometimes sneak into your room to take some of the clothes that need fixing up, and he'll stitch them up before you notice they're gone
it takes him a while to be comfortable enough in terms of showing physical affection, like hugging and hand-holding, etc
when he finally is ready to be more physical, it starts out with him holding your hand, mostly only in private though, since he's worried about being teased by his family
he's very protective of you. he insists that you sleep with him on a night because he gets anxious when he's away from you for too long
he likes to give you gifts, mostly things he's found on victims, like jewelery and other belongings that made him think of you
he'll sometimes give you animal bones that he finds as well, and you appreciate the gestures
