Which OC's are getting invited to the orgy/the ultimate polycule
Gets an invite to the orgy (and attends):
Agnes (grew up in a cult, she’s used to it)
Delilah (she’s hosting—and she’s also crashing out midway through and shoving a corkscrew in a guy's neck when she forgets what this event is for and he tries to touch her, then she has a meltdown because everyone wants to go home now, but she wants to keep the party going, so now it’s an active hostage situation)
Isolde (evil-scientist modern thinker who loves wearing trousers and doing crimes, trapped in the early 1900s—yeah, she’s getting an invite)
Marigold (the type of girl who has people at the orgy saying things like: “I hope Mari shows up!” “Do you know when Mari is getting here?” She practically invented the concept of doing toxic polycule situationships where you hate each other and it all culminates in a type of acute longing so powerful that spills down to the next generation. So, yeah, she’s getting an invite. She’s getting ten invites. She’s getting routine text messages from the organizer who wants to make sure she attends)
Simeon (he’s a good time! A great time, even! The best time ever, really! You should invite him—he’ll make sure you have a good time :) and if you don’t, he’ll act hurt, and then Judith will bite you a thousand times until you DIE)
Sophronia (an absolute delight at any sexy gathering)
Tamar (gets an invited so she makes sure to show up and participate—but her heart isn't genuinely in it. She’s just playing pretend)
Tyla (fem!Tyler) (Rebekah really wants her to attend so she isn’t alone :( and if it gives her an excuse to kiss her on the lips, well, that’s Bekah's business! Leave her alone! She’s working through something! Another contributing factor is that Klaus ordered Tyla to show up. He immediately gets Really Weird about her seeing other people and orders her to close her eyes, then he gets Really Weird about her not being able to see him, so he tells her to open her eyes then he gets Really Weird about the first thing again—)
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Gets an invite (but does not attend):
Judith (gets invited but sends someone to attend the orgy in her place. It’s called delegation)
Miriam (gets an invite but no one will let her attend)
Opal (they want to invite her, but they can't find her to deliver the invite)
Rosemary (gets an invite but chooses not to go on account of having murder hands)
Wilhelmina (Klaus tears up her invite before she can see it)
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Gets an invite for largely evil and nefarious purposes meant to inflict maximum harm to their psyche:
Danica (Finn’s emotional-support anxiety-ridden clairvoyant witch that I talked about that one time. Kol invites her but doesn’t tell her the truth about what the event is. Finn beats him up with his fists when he finds out)
Jemma (fem!Jeremy) (Kol brings her and has a grand time while she stands awkwardly in the corner. The moment she talks to another person, he crashes out and needs to be the center of attention as a treat :) he’s a big baby)
Natalie (wishes everyone could start having a funky fun time at someone else's expense instead. We asked a panel of experts (the Mikaelsons) if that was possible, and they all said no. Kol ate the person who asked)
Odette (my silly de Martel OC whose life SUCKS (the sad girl equivalent of a stuffed animal that got milk spilled on it) she gets tricked to attend under the pretense of it being a support group meeting, and then is too polite to leave. People keep offering her things to suck on and she’s like, “Oh. No thanks :(” someone please save her)
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Does not get an invite:
Brunhilda (everyone at the orgy agreed she’d probably get too attached)
Cassiopeia (this is that “seer” I talked about who thinks she’s an isekai protagonist but in reality she’s just genuinely delusional. The only person who would ever invite her to one is Klaus—and Kol (he only does it because it’s hilarious) but after the last time, Elijah puts his foot down. They make her wait outside the room like a dog. She keeps herself busy by telling everyone who goes in how they’re going to die.)
Cypress (she had a terrible time in the first loop when she got an invite, so she’s dedicated her life to making sure she never receives another one while she’s trapped in the timeloop)
Eleanor (she’s way too scary, man)
Lenore (weird bug-girl energy. They considered inviting her, but then a discussion broke out about whether it was a good idea, and someone awkwardly admitted they weren’t sure they wanted to talk about tree species and different kinds of soil—or be shown pictures of all the weird spiders she saw recently—while trying to have a sexy fun time. So they all agreed to never mention it around her)
Magdalena (classic gothic heroines are sexier when there’s a thin veil of chastity and untouchability around them. No one wants to ruin that for her, so they take the emotional damage of not inviting her)
Siberia Cave Guy (Tristan was jealous and got him blackballed from the industry)












