#laurel tag

[icarusofathousanddays]

Which of my under-utilized babies should I get crazier about?

Aurelia (freelin kisser, gets voluntold to be hope’s new stepmom after S3)

Claudia Salvatore (zach's real and defan's practice baby, almost a klefan one)

Cosette Donovan (final girl!!!! FINAL GIRL!!!!!)

Danica Bancroft (finn's emotional support anxious clairvoyant minion)

Dinah Mikaelson (lesbian cult leader and her generations of witch brides)

Elias Mikaelson (local man time travels several times to make things worse)

Laurel Lockwood (actively plotting to baby trap jayley with their own baby)

Liam Sommers (slut. the third in most of the proto-mfg marriages. milf kisser ✊)

Parker Triplets (I say "historical parkers" you say "finn body snatcher")

Rúna (part of the unholy Ansel/Ansel-Wife/Dahlia/Esther/Mikael evil polycule)

The Hayley Marshall brother I'm working on (unnamed king ✊)

Unnamed Mikaelson (who sets fires on purpose so klelijah have to dagger them)

Voting ended onJul 30

[lord-woolsley]

The van de Laurier twins. They say he's a little queer and she's a little insane.

[godthemythos]

Sorry, I don't want your touch

It's not that I don't want you

Sorry I can't take your touch

There's a hole that you fill

You fill, you fill

@eternallyexperimenting

lyrics from 'a Pearl' by mitski

[gilliflowersmaybe]

You’ve totally sold me on Sweeney and Lovett… they’re a fucked up little dalliance. They’ve known each other for decades but she can never tell exactly what he’s thinking or fully fathom his impatience and he can never tell just how desperate she is to keep him happy and patient. in A Little Priest they’re literally each other’s whole world and cracking jokes and embracing and it’s the first time he’s laughed and the first time she’s felt loved and needed and the first time they’ve both felt hopeful in 15 years but then in By the Sea he just. Does Not process or care that she’s literally planning out their marriage. They’re best friends but she’s using his murders for easy business and he’s using her shop to justify his killing spree. She would throw anyone under the bus for him and he’d throw her under the bus if it meant he could avenge his wife and get revenge on Turpin. At the end of days when the business is particularly good, they fuck on the pie table and if he squints, he can almost imagine she’s Lucy. OUGH

That ending sentence hit me like a fucking truck. Stephen Sondheim wasn’t lying that Mrs Lovett really can you’re a bloody wonder

[dindja-rin]

To satisfy @pew-dro kink on Pedro Pascal’s hands.

[expired-beancan]

oh woah it’s them

[dyrwoodan]

happy birthday @henantier !! 🌲 i hope you have a great day laurel ily 🌲 and here’s marisa being a funky little arsonist for you

[alphabetloop]

Happy birthday to the lovely and wonderful @gold-dust-laurel!! I hope you have an amazing day 💛💕