#let's play.

[askthestarbunnie]

No, I'm not the imposter..💞

The picture is from Picrew!🎀 It's not from me!

[roachsource]

𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬: 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. you know the drill; edited just a bit for use, and edit pronouns / anything else to fit!

❝ bitch, i thought that was freddy krueger. ❞

❝ bitch, that shit is creepy. ❞

❝ i’m wasting ammo. stop. ❞

❝ this looks like freddy krueger’s skin, bitch, he needs proactive. ❞

❝ what is that? what the fuck? ❞

❝ from my understanding, you kill people. ❞

❝ wait, i’m lost. ❞

❝ i thought that that was the cops! ❞

❝ she’s running, kill her! ❞

❝ why do i have goosebumps? ❞

❝ we’re back at the crib, and baby girl is dead. ❞

❝ hey, is this thing making beats? hold up. ❞

❝ i’m thrown off. ❞

❝ was it all a dream? ❞

❝ put the gun away before you shoot some shit. ❞

❝ where’s my flashlight at? ❞

❝ this music is eerie. ❞

❝ let’s do this shit. ❞

❝ i’m okay. it’s the tea. ❞

❝ what’s happening here? ❞

❝ pull that gun out. ❞

❝ yo, my dude is getting it. ❞

❝ if i shoot somebody they’re gonna start running. ❞

❝ it’s not my fault. ❞

❝ had it been any other circumstance, we would’ve been good! ❞

❝ hold up. let me keep the gun out. ❞

❝ was that a dream? did i get killed? ❞

❝ that scared the shit out of me. ❞

❝ wait, are they DEAD dead? ❞

❝ somebody already called the cops. ❞

[mindfulpuppet-blog]

Yellow Brick Road.

Welcome to your awakening. Welcome to your rebirth. Welcome back to everything that happened once before. The vacation is over. Raise your glasses and take one last sip of crimson. It’s time to come back. 

[piffyocs]

Mel’s Journey 16: Leaning on the Fourth Wall

Mel fussed with the menus on his COMP, and eventually got it to spit out some more useful information, even if he didn’t know what some of those stats meant, along with some information about what a Brownie was:

Origin: England. They are small fairies who help with chores. If you leave milk and bread for them, they will do housework for you during the night. But, if you do any more than that, they will leave your home. 

“You traveled a long way, huh?” Mel asked.

Unexpectedly, Brownie responded! “Hya hya hya! Kid, you’ve got no idea,” it spoke through the COMP speaker. “Looks like I’m the first one to put up my feet in here.”

“Yeah, you’re my first, uh... minion?” Mel said. “I’ve only been at this a day.”

“Hya! A total rookie! Well no summoner of mine is going into this clueless.”

“There’s a user manual?” Mel offered weakly.

“Show me.”

Mel opened up the file.

...

“Rubbish! This hardly tells you anything! Print this out sometime so I can rip it up!”

“O-okay?”

“You need two things to summon demons: Money, and Magnetite--MAG for short. Every kind of demon has a Bribe Pot they share. Bribes go in, bribes come out. If you want me to come out, you’ll have to pay 64 yen into the Brownie Pot for my friends.”

“And the Magnetite?”

“You humans eat meat to keep your bodies made of meat going, right?”

“Oh.” Melchior thought a moment before asking his next question. “Why have demons been attacking humans?”

“You’re not made of just meat!” Brownie said. “There’s no better source of new MAG than humans.”

Mel’s stomach flipped. “Oh.”

Brownie seemed to sense his discomfort. “The best way to stay safe somewhere is to recruit demons from the area you’re in. As long as you don’t dismiss or fuse me, just talk to other Brownies and they’ll leave you alone.”

“What's fusing?”

“Hya hya hya! You don’t even know demons can fuse together into stronger demons? Geez kid, what do they teach you in school these days?”

“Nothing about how to survive a demon invasion.”

“Rubbish! Come on, summon me and let’s go kick some ass.”

“Okay.” Melchior summoned Brownie, and watched the process reverse as light burst out of his COMP’s main data port and crystallized into the bouncy little demon.

[and-so-begins]

We've now moved to to the beautifully verdant Ghana, where we reveal the super cool hidden entrance behind the waterfall and explore the tomb within.

[cutecrzy]

Come on everyone, let's play. via /r/MadeMeSmile https://ift.tt/2I1ZsW3

[dr-jalex]

Let’s play a game.

Write down some song lyrics you’ve been singing wrong your whole life. 

I’ll go first. All The Small Things - Blink 182 the lyric : “Watching, Waiting, Commiserating.” what I said : What team? Way team? Come here dazed teen.