#lettuce?

[sweethearticism]

Did you know.....you a bunny.......and you hop.....and when you hop.......you stop......in short.......you a bunny......I saw a bunny......why was it pink........it was you........I am sure............because that bunny.........was eating.........Pink things.......you a bunny........

𝅄 ꒰ ۶ৎ ꒱ ۪ ݁ THAT BUNNY WAS MEEEEE IT WAS MEEEEE

[interdimentional]

[monterpromscreenshots]

All hail the LETTUCE GOD

[dungeons-are-too-cold]

can anyone explain to me, an idiot, what the fuck is going on with the lettuce? why is there lettuce in a wig on my dash? does the lettuce hold a political office in england? what is going on?

please someone let me know

[hermesmoly]

So there's a myth of Hera conceiving Hebe by herself, in which Hebe was conceived by eating lettuce with, you guessed it, Apollo.

So does it go like:

Hera: Hello insubordinate stepson

Apollo: Hello vengeful stepmother

*stares at each other in awkward silence*

Hera: Want some lettuce?

Apollo: Hell yeah

[meatsound]

yall ever heard of lettuce

[unitatomindcontrol-blog]

the best glow up of this century 👌💕