#levi khr

[vellialavellious]

khr texposts: the varia arrives!

hey look, a bunch of well-adjusted, mentally stable mafiosos! i sure hope nothing happens to one of them that leaves the rest of the group with a gaping hole where their sense of belonging used to b- *gets frozen in ice for eight years*

part 1, part 2, part 3 (here), part 4

[yarrayora]

flame traits headcanon

i was going to add gamma in the last one too but im too lazy to figure out his hair

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[gelataisa]

It's Christmas Eve, so here's my take on the holidays at the Varia:

It is a week long (24-31) celebration that starts with a feast where everyone contributes with their traditional dishes. People in the Varia come from all over the world, and usually there is a team-up of people from the same places gathering to cook togheter, no matter the units they are assigned to.

And I HC Lussuria as being from Emilia-Romagna, where tortellini in brodo are a must.

She forces has the other guardians helping her in making them from scratch.

The process lasts basically the entire Eve:

Lussuria does the filling and broth alone ("Oh honeys, I can't have you possibly screw that up!!") and makes pasta dough with the help of squalo.

Levi and Squalo make the pasta sheets. Levi only turns the crank of the machine ("VOOII!! You're not touching any food, with those dirty hands"), while Squalo minds the pasta. Lussuria is forever sad that she cannot make the pasta sheet herself with only the rolling pin, the traditional way. Unfortunately the dough is way too much and she's not as skilled as her mother was.

Lastly, Bel (and later Fran too) make the actual tortellini (under strict supervision). They are the ones with the smaller hands, after all.

Lastly, Xanxus does actually nothing for the tortellini, but he does buy the wine for everyone for the entire celebration. Crlebration which does last a week and requires enormous amounts of alcohol to keep 100+ people drunk and entertained. This means that not only it takes like 3 months to organise all the purchases and shipping of booze, but also that there are around Italy at least 4 winemakers that rely on Xanxus and the Varia to survive and sell ¾ of their yearly production in one go.

Also, since Xanxus has become is the best boss they can all ask for, he prepares the first drink for anyone that asks during the Eve's aperitivo. He's actually a very good bartender.

The party goes on for one week straight, with basically everyone drunk out of their minds. The most memorable things that happen are usually actually completely forgotten, at most only some photos survive.

Usually there is also at least one dead, but no one ever minds it too much. They probably deserved it.

Then the new year begins with the hard task of sobering up. The hangover officially lasts until Befana.

Many swear not to drink ever again ever in their life, only to do the exact same the next year.

[johannepetereric]

"THE STUNTMAN HATED BY THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF, SKULL'S

"UNDEAD BODY!!!"

[ciaossu-imagines]

I’ve smutted it up several times before for KHR and will never fail to love doing so! I chose to do the Varia for this nice and easy prompt here and hope ya’ll will enjoy the headcanons!

Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with the character.

Xanxus

Xanxus is a very passionate lover. He leaves you no confusion on how much he wants and craves you sexually.

That being said, while he does normally try to make his lover cum because of his own pride in his sexual prowess, Xanxus can be a really selfish lover in a lot of ways. He’s not going to indulge your kinks unless he’s into them, he’s going to put you in the positions that feel best for him and appeal to him most and he’s going at the speed and depth that feel best for him. He’ll still find ways to get you off, but sex is always going to be a ‘his needs and wants first’ kind of deal, as anything else in his life is.

Squalo

Squalo is the most loyal lover out of Varia. He would never, ever cheat on a sexual partner, no matter if it was just a purely sexual relationship.

However, I hope you’re pretty okay with the rest of the Varia and any neighbours you have knowing you’re getting laid and when because this man is not going to hold himself back. While he won’t be as loud as he normally is, he’s definitely not super quiet during sex and he really does have a tendency to talk dirty during sex. And he delights in making you be as loud as he can make you be, partly because he likes making you lose your cool enough to just surrender to the pleasure he gives you and let loose and half because he gets really, really turned on by having you return his dirty talk and in all the delicious sounds you make.

Levi A. Than

Levi will do anything you want him to do sexually. He is so eager to please a lover and is almost slavishly devoted to their pleasure. He appreciates it when his lover lets him cum but he’s also going to be okay if they refuse to make him cum until he’s given them everything they could possibly want and need sexually in that particular moment.

That being said, he is enthusiastic but inexperienced. He doesn’t have a lot of stamina when he does get to be inside of his partner and doesn’t really know how to please you right off the bat and will need to be taught and guided through it.

Lussuria

Lussuria has an insane amount of stamina and a relatively short refractory period and he can and has had sex all night, with little breaks in between.

However, he does have that nasty necrophiliac tendency.

Bel

Bel is a really kinky lover. He’s pretty willing to try anything his partner wants him to as far as kinks go, though he’ll make them wait until he’s in the mood for that exact kink and he’ll likely help his lovers push their own sexual boundaries and learn more about what they do and don’t enjoy.

However, sex with Bel can be…dangerous, I’d like to say. He’s very into knife and blood play and fucking him is very much an interplay of sex and violence, even without the knives. He will choke his partners until they almost pass out. If they’re having sex in the bath, he wouldn’t be above pushing their head underwater for a second before letting them back up to breath. He’d like biting them…he’s always very conscious of where his partner’s physical limits are and won’t push past them to avoid any serious injuries, but he will need that freedom to cause minor injuries or to get violent within those limits.

Mammon

Mammon is very willing to indulge their partner’s sexual fantasies, either in reality or through using illusions on them. Mammon encourages their partner to be honest about their fantasies, no matter how odd those fantasies are, and won’t actually judge.

That being said, Mammon will be the one to suggest, rather often, that their partner create an Only Fans and will expect a 70% cut of the profits for helping them with content creation on it.

[rebornologist]

Would it be possible for you to write the Vaira comforting an S/O who gets really bad cramps? Thank you in advance. 💜

Hi yes ofc!! This sounds so sweet ehehe ♡ My heart goes out to every person who suffers from bad cramps, bc I'm lucky enough to only feel it in my knees and lower back early on... we are so strong and sexy for powering through this curse

♡ Varia + s/o w/ Bad Cramps*:･ﾟ✧

WARNINGS: menstruation + cramps mention, pet names ehe

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Xanxus

y'all are so funny for expecting him to comfort you, but do know that it's one of the things that frustrates him to no end that he can't physically do anything himself to just ward away the cramps for his s/o, and he's secretly a little impressed that they power through and go about their daily life anyway, if not a little annoyed that they're not resting if they're going to be in constant pain :\

He would grumble a lot about their low energy and productivity due to the pain, but when they're nearly immobilized because it's that bad, he quiets himself and just sits there and lets them stay curled into his side or his lap

He doesn't say much, maybe he'd ask if it's the cramps again, and scoff when his s/o groans out their answer; He huffs quietly, but would put his arms around them and sit in silence once again

He's suuuper warm, his body temperature is naturally just kinda high all the time, I blame the rage flames :) His physiology aside, it makes him such a great cuddly heater to cozy up to

He's also quite muscular, and the weight of his arm draped over your lower stomach puts you more at ease; He gives you shit about quieting your groaning and moaning, but he's actually relieved that your pain is eased even a little..

Superbi Squalo

I think Squalo gets migraines and other stress induced ailments quite often, so he's empathetic to these invisible conditions that can be quite debilitating

He won't take a damn break to slow down and watch his s/o unless the cramps were bad; Unfortunately, they frequently are that bad!!

He grumbles about it a bit, definitely, his workaholic self that wishes you could be free of this pain in the ass (literally, sometimes.. yknow..) so that y'all could either be doing work or doing something else "productive" during your time off

He's attentive though, bringing hot lemon honey water or tea, sitting beside you in the bed and being open to any requests you have of him; One good thing about his mechanical hand is that he can give quite pleasant massages with them since he's had it for so long and the fingers can't possibly cramp up

He's quite fond of running a hot bath for his s/o where he can sit on the edge of the tub while they soak in the steamy waters, he might do some light reading or talk to them about whatever... whether it be them lamenting their awful cramps or him airing out his own grievances

Overall, he just does what he can to facilitate a peaceful environment and finds himself reassuring his s/o that the pain will pass, and he's here to help them through it

However do not speak of his embarrassingly domestic behavior amongst the other Varia lolol

Belphegor

Insists that he is the solution to your cramps, like... okay self centered weirdo

The perfect excuse for him to laze around with his s/o, just draped over their tummy to act as a human hot water bottle

He'll literally warm up some milk for you like some kind of baby and is willing to do all the ordering people around to get you what you need

Kind of a silly apathetic biatch tbh he's never experienced it and is kind of a nutjob so he insists that just taking some painkillers and spending time with him will solve the issue

Feel free to hate on him for that tbh; Despite it all, he never turns down the opportunity to pamper his s/o, so he's happy to be there for them when they're in pain

He's upset that it isn't a fun kind of pain, and also something uncontrollable and even unnecessary, but his s/o doesn't know he thinks that

The only thing you can really bet on is this: snuggling up in bed with one person between the other's legs, perhaps with a heated blanket on and some hot drinks in hand as they binge reruns of his s/o's show of choice

Fran

He's not the best at being empathetic, but after giving you a bit of shit for being curled up in bed all day, he realizes that... you're actually in a world of pain

He tries to use his illusions to soothe them, because mind over matter, right?! It only works when the cramps are minor, anything more intense and he realizes that he can only offer physical comfort

Okay, his circulation is terrible so he can only offer so much of his own warmth, but y'all have matching blanket hoodies that you can curl up in; If his s/o is still able to, he'd love to take the day off to play video games or something that could possibly take their mind off the discomfort

If they're in pain to the point of just laying there immobile, Fran would simply sit in bed with them and play video games or take naps with them so they can just vibe bahhh he's not good at handling this kind of stuff

Despite that, he's attentive enough to point out that certain things may exacerbate the cramping, and actively reminds his s/o to avoid certain foods (i.e. cold foods); He cares but he's just a little awkward imo

Esper Mammon

Okay this one is really funny bc Mammon reminds me of a cheap grandparent so I think they have a ton of hollistic tricks up their sleeves because it's much less expensive than western medication (and dareisay more effective in the long term)

They make the effort to mix up these concoctions that you definitely have to hold your nose for and take like a shot

If you complain enough, they might even feel obligated to give you a little kiss after (for free!?!?!?) for braving the bitter medicine

Tea is Mammon's a short king, so they're perfect to hold in your arms like an oversized teddy bear for warmth; Issue is... they're usually pretty cold (bad circulation mist users tingz)

They can compensate for that by warming their bodies for you though, no worries; They are in disbelief that they would be offering these services for free, but they're familiar with these kinds of ailments, and hates seeing their s/o in a world of hurt

People don't usually see them working this hard, but if ya check CCTV you'd catch Mammon shuffling in and out of the room periodically to retrieve herbal teas, refill the water bottle, grab some snacks, etc. all spaced out by long periods of them just inside the room, curled up in bed and brushing their hand up and down your back with a little pouty frown at the misfortune of the situation

Mammon has one of the softest and sweetest voices imo so if you ask nicely, they'll do a bit of quiet talking about whatever until you fall asleep (if you can even manage to sleep to avoid the pain), they think they're sneaky when they press a soft little kiss to the top of your head the second you're out like a light

Lussuria

Once a mom friend, always a mom friend; Luss would probably be the most doting on a partner and is most likely to sit and listen to anything that they had to say, being as understanding as he could with any of the intense emotions that could come along with this time of month

He's 1000% rushing in and out of the room grabbing this and that, and literally willing to try any method under the sun to help his poor dear

HE would be the most helpful during this time because (ehh cramps don't rly have much to do with cell regeneration BUT) he'd try using his sun flames to assuage the pain and discomfort

They only work short term, but he's diligent and tells them that they can just ask whenever they need something from him

Just thinking about it is heartwarming oml his sun flames are so warm and cozy, it provides just enough of a heating and soothing sensation to allow you to shift your mind to something other than the pain of having a period AUGH

He specifically cooks foods that are good for regulating hormonal cycles!! He's done his reading up on it ahghgh get you a man that goes the extra mile :’)

Levi a Than

Literally ask for anything and he's busting ass to get it for you

He can be a bit clueless sometimes, so he's the type to ask a bunch of questions to make sure that he's getting exactly what you're asking for; He trusts your word with everything so you could send this poor guy to go buy something that doesn't even exist and he'd simply invent it and bring it back to you duh

He wishes he could do more and can't bear to see his s/o in pain, it sucks that you have to remind him that he can't get too upset or angry at anything in particular because it's not something that can really be controlled

He's quite impressive with the balancing act of getting his own work done and checking in on you and getting you whatever you need (personally, so other people don't mess it up), probably won't be able to get into maximum cuddle mode until later at night

He's another big warm dude though, you could just lay on his chest to take the pressure off your back and it's like a heated mattress lmao enjoy <3

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Luss and Levi~

[kinbari14]