Nov 28, 2025
Happy Lex Foster Day!
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Côte d’Ivoire
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Australia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from Argentina
Happy Lex Foster Day!
I'm glad that this drugs have with my art block #mtvdtiys #lexfoster #ethangreen #blackfridaystarkid #hatchetfield https://www.instagram.com/p/COdunbmjJzv/?igshid=1sdol0773vb07
Lex: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Ethan: I don’t know...
Lex: Nothing, they just waved.
Ethan: oh
Lex: Do you sea what I did there?
Ethan: uh no..?
Lex: I’m shore you didn’t
Ethan: Tennis is the sexiest sport.
Lex: How much weed have you smoked today?
Ethan: All you hear is moans Lex! I’m not crazy!
Lex: Well...
Ethan: If it takes me 2 minutes to eat a whole chicken tender. How many chicken tenders can I eat on the way to California?
Lex: I don’t know Ethan, you do the maths.
Ethan: ...
Lex: *bursts into uncontrollable laughter*
This is my take on Lex, Ethan and Hannah baking cookies.
Lex: Ok how long do we put them in for?
Hannah: The box says 350°c for 20 minutes.
Lex: Ok that’s easy enough.
Ethan: What if... ok hear me out here...
Hannah: I’m ready for this!
Ethan: What if we put them in at 700°c for 10 minutes!
Hannah: LEX HE’S A GENIUS!
Lex: *leaves the room* ITS UP TO YOU TWO NOW!
Hannah: Now how high does it have to be for instant cookies?
Ethan: uh... LEX?!
‘Not Ethan.’ That’s what Webby told her.
‘Not Ethan, Blue Blood, Deadly Songs’
That’s all Hannah had from Webby.
She and Lex were running from a bunch of people singing, they had just been trying to meet up at the park with Ethan like they had planned, but people started to surround them and sing.
Hannah freaked out so they ran.
They ran until they ran into someone.
“Babe! Oh you’re okay!” Lex smiled seeing it was Ethan,
Ethan smiled, before Hannah noticed something from under his shirt.
“BLUE BLOOD! NOT ETHAN!” she screamed, right as Ethan started to sing.
“This town is shit,
A total letdown,
Sun up to sun down,
A sad filled pit.”
Lex backed up from him.
“Babe, you’re scaring me..”
Ethan ignored her, and kept up with his song.
“It's time to flip the switch,
The problem is serious,
Not being delirious,
But it's time to ghost,
And when the sun shines down upon me,
I’ll know I’m righteous babe,
Forget this ‘crisis’ babe,
And when the sun shines down over Cali,
The future’s priceless, babe
The past a virus, babe
'Cause we’re Califor-M.I.A
M.I.A”
He grabbed Lex’s hands.
“Let’s be Califor-M.I.A”
Ethan pulled away, dancing to a beat they really couldn’t hear.
Hannah screamed again.
“NOT ETHAN! NOT ETHAN!”
“It beats being broke,
In this day and ages,
What's the point of wages?
If you can't afford a smoke.
It's not a trope!
You can be an actress,
'Cause you’ve got practice,
And I’ve got hope,”
He grabbed Lex’s hand, and Hannah’s hand with his other.
Hannah tried to pull away, but Ethan had a firm grip.
“And when the sun shines down upon us,
We’ll know we’re righteous, babe.
Just join the crisis, babe.
And when the sun shines down over Cali,
We won’t need a license,
'Cause love will drive us!”
He let Hannah go, turning to Lex, bringing her closer to him.
“Please be Califor-M.I.A
Soon missing in action,
Addition by subtraction,
Let’s be Califor-M.I.A!”
Lex pulled away, realizing Hannah was right. This wasn’t Ethan.
“We’ll be Califor-M.I.A
M.I.A!”
Ethan walked closer, the end of the song here, some blue goo falling from his mouth.
“ ‘Cause we’re Califor-
M.
I.
A.”
He held out the last note an impressively long time until he was cut off with a crash.
Lex and Hannah looked up at who hit Ethan over the head to see a small group of adults, one holding the blue stained trash can lid.
“Are you Kids okay?”
—————
And the ever long waited part 2!
Hope y’all enjoyed.
“See ya later Lex! Later Banana.”
Ethan had just dropped off Hannah and Lex after a day of hanging out, planning, and a few kisses shared by the older two. He started heading home, dreading heading there, but he knew he had to.
The teen softly hummed a basic song as he walked towards his house. He hadn’t brought his car so he was stuck walking in the near dark.
He did however notice the rather close shooting star and watched it until,
CRASH
Ethan jumped, realizing that it had hit Earth. He ran home quickly, locking his bedroom door.
He hadn’t noticed that his mother wasn’t home, or what would happen in morning.
—————
The morning came as did dangerous obstacles for Ethan Green.
The boy woke up, stretching and quickly changing into his normal outfit. Ethan wanted to get out of the house as fast as possible. He walked out of his room, headed towards the door until.
“Ethan? Ethan, darling, come here!” It was his mother. Ethan froze before turning around.
“Yes mother?” He called back, walking towards where he heard her call. It would be worse if he had left, so he walked over to hear her…… humming?
“Ethan! Come here and dance with me!”
He stood in the doorway to their kitchen looking at her.
“What? Mother are you okay? You never wanna dance, or do anything calm…”
Ethan was confused by his Mother’s sudden interest in dancing.
“Ethan darling, just come dance. I’m sorry for how I acted before, I wanna be a better mother to you ....”
Ethan smiled, as she seemed sincere, and maybe it would be better for him now.
“I guess I have time before Lex and I planned to go out…” He walked over to her mother and took her hands.
“Dance with me~ come dance with me~ Mother and son should be~ closer than we’ve been~”
Ethan and his mom started dancing a basic waltz like dance as she sang. Both had soft smiles as they went around.
“Mother and Child shouldn’t be mean~ Now Let’s be closer than we’ve been~ A simple dance~ it’s better than just a glance~”
Ethan was unaware that the ‘friends’ of his mother were getting closer to the two, brought by the song she was singing.
“Just one dance is all we need~ never remember my greed~ friends of you, and friends of mine~ want you to know all will be fine~”
“Just you and me~ a simple Dance~ you and me~ no evil glance~”
Ethan sang along with her, after all, he wanted a better home life. This would be his chance until.
“What the-!”
Ethan was suddenly grabbed back by one of his mother’s friends, and another came closer with a knife.
Ethan screamed out in pain as he was stabbed in the stomach, and his mother walked over.
“It’s okay dear~ fall asleep dear~ we’ll be a family again~ once you awake again~”
She kissed his forehead as Ethan felt himself passing out.
“I’m sorry Lexie……..” he muttered before the black dots that had clouded his vision were gone and all he saw was black.
—————
See you in part 2.......
Tagging: @jon-matteson-is-wiggly for this was kinda their idea....