#lib headcanons

[amazingmsme]

So just imagine Ted meeting the rest of the Lords in Black. That man has no idea what the hell is going on, where the hell he is, or who the hell they are. But he doesn’t appreciate it & really isn’t all that impressed so I think he’d resort to being very snarky & defensive. Like they introduce themselves as the lords in black & legit do the whole song & dance. He just stands there swaying along & waits for them to finish & then goes “for the “lords in black” you sure are a bunch of rainbow lookin’ motherfuckers” complete with air quotes & everything

Chaos ensues when Tinky tries to keep his brothers from killing his new kidnapped boyfriend while Ted just keeps pissing them off on purpose

Shit like making fun of their full names in a teasey asshole way, which leads to informal introductions with their nicknames. & y’all he straight up bullies Wiggly & calls his ass out. Like “Wiggly? No relation to tickle me wiggly I suppose” & laughs at his own joke & Wiggly is quietly seething & goes “actually, yes” & Ted, lovable bastard that he is, doubles over in laughter like “oh my god, really? Fuckin’ A! So what, I just tickle your tummy and we’re friends or some shit?”

& Wiggly snatches his wrist & is like “don’t you even think about trying that again” & yeah it’s a little scary, but he’s pretty sure Tinky will protect him. So he just smirks & rolls his eyes like “ok riddle me this wise guy: why make a tickle doll of yourself if you don’t wanna get tickled?” & does that fucking shrug from tgwdlm (where he’s like I say we go & beg for the king’s help around 4:40 in the video) but he basically renders him speechless as he’s getting ready to lash out & make Ted eat those words. But Blinky’s like “we’ve all been thinking it, haven’t we?”

Ted is just enjoying the show as Wiggly’s all pissy & defensive like “I’ve told you it wasn’t even my idea!” But the rest of the lib are like “yeah suuuure” because they never pass up an opportunity to tease the shit out of him. & Ted just keeps stirring the pot & Wiggly decides to wreck him since he thinks this is all just so funny

[amazingmsme]

Ohhh my goodness wait what abt the. “Loser, baby” song but it’s tinkoffski

Thoughts?(..and prayers what is happening to my brain)

Praying for both of us bestie

Because HOLY SHIT this is perfect! Like Tinky is the odd one out among his brothers, they all have their favorite siblings & he’s no one’s #1, he’s quirky & obnoxious & very aware that he’s not the strongest or coolest of the lib. Ted is the office creep, the friendless weirdo, horny bastard who just happens to be Pete’s older brother

They are the biggest fucking losers in Hatchetfield & they were made to be losers together

[amazingmsme]

im sorry but every single jon matteson character is super ticklish

i dont make the rules

like cmon

paul, richie, gary, boy jerry, TICKLE ME FUCKING WIGGLY!?!?

LITERALLYYYYYYYYY LIKE LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LINE UP!!! All the people he plays are so damn cute & dorky or utterly unhinged! & Wiggly is fucking canonically ticklish, you can’t make a tickle doll be your “vessel” & not be ticklish, that’s not how this works!

[amazingmsme]

What'd happen if Ted just randomly kissed Tinky in the box, like, as a out of reflex last resort thing to either avoid The Horrors tm, or the tickle torture

JXVSKAVDKEVDOF I’D FUCKING DIE

Tinky would immediately start to short circuit. He’d start blushing & stuttering, but he doesn’t even know what he’s trying to say so he just ends up sounding like that one babbling goat

& yeah Ted’s a little worried his spur of the moment plan didn’t work or that he completely misread the vibes, but he is nothing if not a cocky, horny bastard so he just cranks up the charm & is like “what? I thought that’s what you wanted” & fucking SMIRKS

I mean dude is legit flirting to save his life but hey it’s fucking working

“If you let me go home, there’s more where that came from” stuff like that

Tinky literally hides his face in his shirt & he’s so flustered & giddy & goes to run away but before he does he kisses Ted back on the cheek & runs away blushing & giggling

& Ted was mostly doing it to save his own ass but after THAT he is really smitten like wtf that shit was so cute?

After a talk with his bros (- Wiggly cause I don’t think he’d be too wild about Tinky falling for a mortal) he comes back & tries to act all smooth & cool but too late, Ted knows he’s a lovesick dork & he plans on using it to his advantage

Or ya know

Ted kisses him & Tinky fucking faints on the spot like one of those fainting goats

Ted acts on reflex & catches him before he hits the ground. Tinky wakes up in Ted’s arms, staring up in his eyes & he’s blushing sooo much it’s unreal

& then they make out

(They make out regardless)

[amazingmsme]

I saw one of your old headcanons about Wiggly being such a needy lee that he wrote his entire jingle around "oooh you wanna tickle me so bad", but consider: he told Tinky to design him a toy and Pokey to write a jingle about it, and they both looked at each other like "we have an opportunity to do something SO funny right now". Outing your brother as ticklish to the entire world because he won't stop going for the death spots during arguments

Omg that is so funny! & honestly such a rotten younger sibling thing to do. They’re fucking DONE with his shit. No better revenge than giving him a taste of his own medicine with a side helping of humiliation! & what a catchy song Pokey made, he should be grateful that it’s such a bop!

This is literally peak sibling behavior, Pokey & Tinky deserve all the revenge on their mean ol’ big brother

[amazingmsme]

I've no clue why, but I just really like the idea of the Lib having a soft spot for traumatised children, like Hannah, Lex, Grace (religious trauma?), Kale and Richie and Ruth

I think it’s because it’s so much better than the probably very true alternative that they could care less about them & actually Very Much want them dead, or at least couldn’t care less if they died

So why not instead have a secret soft spot? Just because they’re evil doesn’t mean they can’t fall for a set of puppy eyes & a sob story

[amazingmsme]

one day tinky decided their wasnt enough chaos in hatchetfield, so he decided to create a little tickle ray gun contraption and toss it into the vacinity of richie, ruth, pete, grace and steph

and boy did they have a FIELD DAY

- heavily inspired by the one thing you reposted

Ok but what if he accidentally lost it & he’s freaking out because he lost his favorite toy & he can’t ask his brothers to help find it because they’re gonna be grateful it’s fucking gone. Good riddance. But I feel like maybe Richie found it, it’s like an anime ray gun & that’s my reasoning. He legit things it’s just a normal plastic toy “Richie it weighs 5lbs & is covered in blinking lights”

But he jokingly “shoots” Ruth, only for a real laser beam to shoot out & hit her. & Richie & Peter are freaking out, but then she starts to laugh uncontrollably. & they slowly come to the realization that it’s some kind of tickle ray, & Peter is trying as hard as he can to get it away from Richie, but they both end up getting hit in the struggle. After their initial discover, Peter holds onto it to surprise Steph the next day with the desired outcome. & of course she immediately gets revenge & shoots him with it & I feel like she’s the only one bold enough to go after Grace

They’d probably come up with an elaborate scheme to use the gun to get revenge on Max & somehow get him in front of the whole school during lunch. But I feel like after that they’d make like a chart for who gets it what days lmaooo

When Tinky finally finds it he contemplates letting them keep it haha. But he also has no idea how to go about getting it back

[amazingmsme]

Do you have any headcannons for Nibbly x Linda?

Absolutely!

So after honey queen, Nibbly gets a lil obsessed because he thinks Linda has such a unique & interesting flavor he’s just gotta have more of her. But he wants to actually get to know her this time around, so he lowkey starts stalking her. Started showing up at the boating society & attending the same fitness classes as Linda. & she’s fully aware of this new girl acting like a lovesick puppy nipping at her heels, so she corners her & confronts her

Nibbly’s very reserved with what he tells her, but he tells her enough to pique her interest. So she starts having lunch dates with her new “girlfriend” which soon turn into date dates

THE SHOPPING SPREES!!!

If one of them is wearing a shade of lipstick they like, they’ll ask what it is & the other will answer before “sharing” it (they just make out)

They will share clothes & at this point there’s some clothes they genuinely don’t know whose is whose

Ok now for the meat & potatoes of this post

Nibbly is dying to get another taste of her, but he’s grown too attached to just eat her. So instead he just nibbles, nuzzles & raspberries her

As you can guess mouth tickles are Nibbly’s specialty & they’re killer

Surprisingly, they are incredibly effective on him. They can turn him into a giggly puddle, or make him shriek at the top of his lungs

Nibbly loves to taunt Linda about how sweet she is, or how good she tastes & it never fails to fluster the hell outta her

You’d never guess, but Nibbly is actually the more ticklish of the two. His worst spots are his tummy, thighs, & ribs

Linda’s spots are her neck, armpits, hips & feet

Nibbly’s laugh sounds shrill & frantic & is generally very loud. He loves tickling & thinks it’s really fun to be able to goof off

Linda’s laugh is really smooth & rich like her and slowly got higher pitched the longer it goes on. & as much as she hates it, she’s got a very snorty laugh