Ik he bricked tf up under dat robe

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Ik he bricked tf up under dat robe
A freedom fighter and her precious child
I drew Dark Enchantress and Magnolia in armor, and also tried to make the helmet look like it would on Magnolia
AND DE cares very much about Magnolia (and about the other kids with whom this dark flower hung out)
Я не сдохла.. удивительно
Хотя ладно, меня 1 арт убивал от чего я не хотела постить(ЕГО РИСОВАЛА В НОЯБРЕ), а потом посмотрела что версия на бумаге норм... А второй через правки шёл, сквозь мои боль и слёзы
Я хз понятно будет ли хоть что-то на первом т.к это скетч скорее(думаю понятно т.к у Гранат кривые ноги и рука длинная очень), но я не могла поставить эти два бедных арта по одиночке, связаны они...
My CRK hot takes (character edition)
Yeah, you knew this was bound to happen. So, here are my Cookie Run Kingdom hot takes! Please do not read beyond this point if you are easily offended by someone else's opinion because I do not feel like listening to some of you guys whine in the comments.
So, here they are lol:
Ok, now let me explain my takes! I couldn't really fit everything into the comic, because they're just too small and I don't think I can do it justice. So, here are my explanations!
1.) "Black Pearl is an overrated character and didn't deserve to be Cookie of the Year."
I honestly do not understand why she’s so popular, other than that her design is pretty and she’s VERY good skill-wise. Other than that… there’s nothing really that I like about her. Don’t get me wrong, she’s not criminally offensive compared to other characters, but all she is to me is a simple rehash of Dark Choco Cookie’s character, but worse. If anything, Sherbert Cookie should’ve been Cookie of the Year and not her! He’s an amazingly written character compared to her and I actually feel very sorry for, unlike Black Pearl. The only reason why she got Cookie of the Year is that she’s pretty. That’s it.
2.) "Clotted Cream can go fuck himself."
I despise this character with a passion. I also do not understand the appeal of Clotted Cream. There is just something about him that I just do not like! The moment I laid eyes on him in Cookie Odyssey, I immediately thought he was the man behind the slaughter and I feel like that was also half of the fandom at the time when Cookie Odyssey was released. Do I even need to mention the scene where he confronts the ancients with Dark Enchantress Cookie’s identity? I mean, yes, it should’ve been said, but holy fuck he could NOT shut his fucking mouth! Besides, HE started the whole damn thing! If anything, Dark Cacao should AT LEAST knock some fucking sense into him. I would not be even mad. Also, he’s fucking annoying to me. Why does he not have a British accent?! WHY?!-
3.) "LicoPom is a good ship"
I stand by this and I shall explain myself now. Both Pomegranate and Licorice Cookie are shitty people and they both treat Dark Choco like garbage. The ONLY reason why people say this ship is bad is because Pomegranate is shitty towards Choco. Y'all, you DO realize Licorice also uses Dark Choco as a punching bag too, right? Not only does Licorice throw Dark Choco under the bus by mentioning him to get him in trouble, but ALSO calls him names. Not to mention that Licorice is treated the best by Pomegranate, compared to the others, and you can see that they care about each other (at least, Licorice does, at the end of episode 14, where he tells her that she's hurt and they need to retreat.) They deserve each other, honestly.
4.) "The Heroes of the Dark Cacao Update is THE BEST CRK Update."
Do I really need to explain why? I mean, this update is CARRIED by its story ALONE! Not to mention we got Dark Cacao: One of the BEST written characters in the entire game, Affogato Cookie, Caramel Arrow Cookie: Dark Choco's wife/j and certified Girlboss, and we got to learn more about Dark Choco Cookie as a character! Whoever says this update is bad is a liar-
5.) "Sea Fairy is a mid character"
I don't think I need to explain why. We know very little about her, even after the Mermaid update we only know that she's connected to the Mermaids and that's kinda it. I mean, I don't hate her at all, but I wish we had a little more info about her.
6.) "Pudding Cookie should be introduced into Kingdom for the next Krima update"
Ok, not much of a hot take but more of an opinion. I mean, c'mon! Look at her!! We need an update where she's introduced along with other Christmas Cookies with their own little story, like in ovenbreak! Please, Devsisters, do it-
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Ok, that's all of my hot takes I have so far. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose some of my followers for these takes- (thank you for 400 followers btw!! It really means a lot!!) but I say it's worth it. If any of you guys have any hot takes of your own, please let me know in the comments or ask box! I'd love to see them!
Should Licorice Cookie and Pomegranate Cookie divorce?
Yes, absolutely
No, their love is forever
No, they're perfect for each other (derogatory)
They should divorce remarry and divorce again that's how divorced they should be
I don't know these characters but they look cute together
I don't know these characters but they should divorce
Reason for divorce:
they argue all the time…. i like licopom i do i think they can get better but considering canon. itd be better if they just divorce. and i think poison m would benefit just a bit if they seperated
*Sips tea* Good evening Cookie Run fandom I’m not too sure if I’ll finish either of these, but since I’ve been getting really into CR lately, I decided to make a practice sketch of a couple of my favorite characters! I also added in some bonus ship(??) art. I like to headcanon both Pom and Licorice to be bisexual (Licorice with no specific preference and Pom with a heavy fem preference) and I’ve been given Licopom brain rot lately (but mostly in a “we’re divorced but also we’ve never so much as held hands before” sorta way gfggfdfd-).
mellowing out on cr fandom drama means understanding that licopom is a dogshit ship but literally nothing more
im so sick rn you guys have some memes i saved up for a rainy day