#life truths

[angstymilfy]

[thesargasmicgoddess]

AGING adulthood, might I add 😂😂

[hikikomoricomplex]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you submerge yourself in a gigantic vat of real mayonnaise you can still breathe. People can breathe mayonnaise just fine. It’s made of the same stuff as air. It’s actually better for you, actually, because the rich emulsion works its way through the blood brain barrier and starts turning you into one of those Guild Navigator guys and you don’t need to use your phone for directions anymore cause you can do it all up here. points to head. in your little mayo tank.

It has to be real mayonnaise. You can’t breathe fake mayonnaise.

[a-sea-of-flowers]

death, taxes, and a hockey player’s fat ass

[lipikkawrites]

[oflambandmoss]

please love others with the love you seek for yourself

[ritish16]

True - Divine Justice.