#lifewithgranpda

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Me: Ok I’m heading out to Jazzercise. Grandpa: You ready to come home and moan about how sore you are? Me: First of all...

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Earlier I called grandpa to remind him that I would be eating dinner out. When I got home we spooked each other because the lights were all off and he was rolling into the living room to turn them on for me right as I walked in through the door. Before I was all the way into the living room he asked if I was hungry. M:"No, I just ate." G: "Ok, well there's fried rice with ham and green onions. I left the hard boiled egg on top if you wanted to eat it." Me: "Thank you but I'm full, I just ate."

We walk into the kitchen:

G: *points to bowl in counter* "See, its there you can just put it in the microwave, or there are left overs from last night." Me: *sigh* "Ok, thank you."

And we thought Grandmas were supposed to be the food pushers...

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Note to self: Don’t watch award shows with Grandpa.

Yes, she is good looking. Yes. I see how low her neckline is... and yes, it’s the style. Her’s too. No, they’re not wearing all black in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick.

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Me: *places grandpa’s shot glass of medicine in front of him.* G: Oh no, I don’t think I want another one. Me: What? G: Oh *laughs* I thought that was a cookie. Me: Sadly, no.

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I don’t mean to be dramatic but, if I have to listen to Grandpa and mainsqueeze Helen argue about whether or not Grandpa has ever tried grape jelly in his life any longer, I may cry. Darn you person who created speaker phone, darn you!

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12/9/11

Grandpa, laughing: You go through bagels like shit in a tin horn.

Me: