#like. please

[haveihitanerve]

The Batman universe is fairly... realistic I guess I should say- listen they live in fucking Jersey lets not go there- so just...

the idea that fanfiction is open and available to the batkids.

They are Kardashian level famous but like... cool.

Guys.

Can you imagine them finding the fucking incest fics.

Dick: *drunk out of his mind* Oh my gosh- why am I always the fucking bottom Jason: *still drinking and reading* Jesus christ why do Timmy and I fuck so hard. God damn- I didn't even beat him this badly when we were enemies Tim: *smoking a joint* You mean when you had a one sided nemesis-jealousy thing over me. Also- why is Bruce in the room? This is supposed to be a TimKon fic Jason: Timbo I sent you a BruDick fic why are you reading headcanons about yourself and your boyfriend Tim: I got grossed out! Dick said "Daddy" one too many times and I've genuinely heard him call B that in a non romantic way Dick: Why am I the bottom. Jason, you be the bottom. Tim: Are the reading the fic where we pass you around like a fucking blunt. Dick:... Jason: *cackling* Bruce is in that one too! Steph: *just arrived* Ooooo I've read that. Jason: *gives her a weird look* Steph: *snagging the joint from Tim's hand* We had to do a history report and I figured if that ain't literature about Gotham Culture I don't know what is Jason: *nodding* fair point Dick: SERIOUSLY. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BOTT- oh hey Tim. Nevermind I'm the top. Tim: WHY AM I THE BOTTOM Steph: Oh hunny. Jason, have you read the one of you and Bruce on the rooftop and Batman finds you? Jason: *choking on the wine* NO???? Bitch don't gatekeep- send Dick: I'm getting uncomfortable- why am I calling Timbo "Jason"? Wait am I imagining him as my dead brother- WHY IS IT MAKING ME FUCK BOTH OF YOU BUT YOU'RE ALSO DEAD??? Duke: Dick, even I'm not this bad at reactions with the fanfics Tim: Yeah, but Duke, you're rarely in the fics Jason: True. It's much harder to read when you're the one in it Steph: And you're much harder? Jason: Shut up- Duke: Hey is that the benchmark for being a part of the family? Getting an incest fic written? Steph: If that's the case I don't think you should want to be a part of it, but I think so. Jason: then you're already in here, sweetheart Steph: *taking a large sip of alcohol* oh. I know. Duke: By the way, y'all need to read this shit. Steph: *leaning over his shoulder* Is it BruDick? JayDick? TimJay? Duke: No, it's Bruce x Batman. Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph:... Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph: LEMME READ IT-

[landoposition]

becoming the eyes and hands of a sentient forest your boyfriend created is peak boyfriendism, soulmate behavior, couple goals. maybe that's just me tho

[kellykadesperate]

someone said this earlier but like the way everyone has their behaviour "over the years" just like null and voided is insane. paddy cheated on rhona. chas cheated on paddy and was going to move with eve without even telling him! mack got a teenage girl pregnant and lied to charity!! and it's like. all forgotten. and robert remains the devil it's insanity

[lettucemakar]

can we sign Drouin now

[weaselweaselweasel]

A piece of my soul is ripped from my body every time someone makes a post about the treatment of black people and asks non-black people not to speak on it, just for the notes to be filled with non-black people being like “golly gee wilikers I wonder who this post is about, they sound awful!! Luckily I would never act like that, I’m such a #ally”

[lesbiansanemi]

supervisor sent me on lunch fucking early and when i said “my lunch isn’t until later” she got mad at me for “back talking” and i needed to “go now when we’re slow” even though that has NEVER been a thing im going to start screaming

[lavendxrtea]

can we like as a society desexualize nudity please