havent posted a while thanks for school….i did draw but on traditional and ig i kinda created a tetro (NOT REALLY TETRO.ITS JUST A PLACEHOLDER NAME) alternate au where they live a normal life and supernatural shit happens. I still didnt write stuff cuz i cant write shit for the love of god but i drew alot of them designs….. However they are not similar to their tetro counterparts other than appereance wise (prob personality..but i might make a change)so basically my ocs… but yh heres an oc art that definetely does not look like someone familliar 🤫
btw ill still be using tetro tags a while ( i did name them but im still not 100percent sure ykwim )
Apologise for my ballsack english its not my first language ... 😭 Also i would like if you guys share some writing tips aha
a/n: This is a crackfic, kinda inspired by a ballsac drawing tutorial that was on my feed.
"Have you ever stretched the skin of your ballsack to see how much surface area it covers?" You questioned, hands holding a sketchbook and a pencil, pages filled with rough sketches of testicles, completely serious as you looked at him.
Bakugou looked at you, nose scrunched, years together and somehow you can still leave him utterly confused and slightly concerned.
"Well, I don't really play with my sac like that." He cleared his throat, hands slowly putting down his gauntlets, "Never really paid much atten—"
"Not speaking sexually, I meant out of genuine curiosity," You explained, pushing your glasses up, before flipping through the pages, holding out it out to him, "Like this, pulling the skin on the sides and spreading it."
The drawing is messy, thick, veiny hands and scar placement awfully similar to his own, fondling will pair of hefty testicles (again similar to his own), jostling them around, tugging gently, squeezing them slightly, just balls all over the page, multiple pages probably.
"Is this you new hyperfixation?" Bakugou sighed, wiping his greasy hands on his sweatpants and tugging a strand of hair behind your ear, "Cooped up in the corner all day, drawing nutsacs?"
"I was growing through my anatomy sketches,' you filled back some pages, "when I noticed that I drew a whole lot of penises but no balls, and I felt like I should draw them too you know, anatomically"
"So, this is your compensatory contribution to drawing them?" He sighed as you enthusiastically nodded your head, proud of all the bangers (literally) that you drew, "Do you want me to model for you?"
"Will you play with them while I draw?"
"Whatever you want, Babe."
"Can you put the grease you were working with on you—"
Chapter 6 - I've Been Searching for a Fortified Defense
Series Masterlist - Read on AO3! - Chapter 5
Author's Note: As we begin our first 5-digit word count chapter (I can’t be stopped, someone take away my keyboard) and I find a stride of about two chapters per week, I want to say that:
A) I fully intend on finishing this story. I plotted out the whole thing before I started, have made a few adjustments given the pacing I’ve done so far, and with how it’s broken down right now we’ll reach the end in 2-3 months.
B) Thank y’all from the bottom of my heart for reading! If you have theories or thoughts or feedback please don’t hesitate to share them! I love hearing what you think of the plot and the characters, and every interaction means the world to me. Whether you’re only reading or leaving comments as well, thank you so damn much. I’ll see you next chapter (it’s gonna be a doozy) <3
Chapter Title from Bells in Santa Fe by Halsey.
Word Count: 11.2k
Chapter Summary/Warnings: You throw a punch, and Phase One: Operation Quick and Bald goes. Not well, but it goes. Contains usual warnings.
Tags: Soldier Boy/Supe!Female Reader, canon divergence, enemies to friends to lovers, canon divergence, slow burn, fluff, angst
Ben dodged the third punch in a row, grinning widely right up until the fourth one landed on his face.
“Ha!” She drew back to shake her first out, beaming like She’d won the damn lottery. “Take that, you weirdly fast man.”
Ben rolled his eyes, rubbing his face lightly. It hadn’t hurt—he’d barely even felt it—but She was being real fucking smug for someone who’d only just landed a hit after a damn week of attempting to do so.
“Yeah, sure, Sunshine. You keep it up and it’ll only take you another couple thousand years to surpass Muhammad Ali.”
She raised her brows, pausing with a tilt of her head. “You were a fan of Muhammad Ali?”
“I’m a fucking American, and there ain’t nothing more red-blooded American than punching commies like that son of a bitch did.”
“What?”
“When he kicked that Russian’s ass. That’s fucking American-”
“No, Ben. That’s not-“ A smile ghosted her lips. “I think you’re thinking of the plot of Rocky IV.”
He frowned. “No. Muhammad Ali fought that Russian pussy and kicked his fucking dick, right into his ballsack.”
“No, Sylvester Stallone fought the Russian pussy and kicked his dick into his ballsack. In a movie.” She laughed to herself. “I’m shocked you even saw Rocky IV, let alone were so impacted by it to let the plot override your knowledge of a real life person.”
“Shut up.” Ben moved his hands back to a defensive stance. She fucking always won these stupid arguments, and Ben couldn’t actually prove it, but he knew She was changing that internet shit she loved so damn much to match her claims. “Go again.”
“Someone missed nap time.” She muttered under her breath—even though she damn well knew Ben could hear her—but put her fists up anyway. “Can this be the last one? I’m hungry.”
Instead of answering, Ben launched himself at her. She jumped to the side with a yelp.
“What the fuck- Ben!”
He turned and threw another punch, pleased at the smooth way she ducked away and met it with a punch of her own. Her face had lost the pissy shock, and laser-sharp concentration replaced it. Her eyes had narrowed, darting across Ben as he moved, her bobbing and weaving wasn’t entirely shit, and her heart was controlled with her breathing. She landed her second punch, this one on his shoulder, and Ben laughed, delivering one of his own.
“Christ, Sunshine, you’re fucking weak.” He said, watching Her carefully for any loss of control.
“I’ll kill you with my bare hands, Bitch.”
She lunged forward, and grunted in frustration as Ben dodged with ease.
“Think that’s my line.” He chuckled. “And you couldn’t kill a man with an assault rifle if he was a foot away from you.”
“Blow me.”
“I’ve been fucking trying- Fuck-”
She landed her third punch, and it burned. Ben reached to up to dab where she’d hit and felt the skin mending across his jaw. She was grinning in a wide, toothy, satisfied way.
“Suck on that, cunt.”
“Bitch,” he muttered, looking down at his hand to see it raw and red from the contact with his face, with some of his fucking hair stuck to it.
“Did you burn off my fucking beard?!”
His head shot up to see a half-sheepish, half-amused look on her face, lips curled and eyes wide.
“Oops.”
He yelled her name, and she had the fucking nerve to giggle.
“We said no powers-“
“I forgot.” She said lamely, her face less and less apologetic by the second. She giggled again, and she offered some of the most insincere comfort Ben had ever heard. “It’s not even that noticeable! You look just as good as before!”
His anger faded. He gave Her a cocky smirk, raising his brows.
“You think I look good, Sunshine?”
“I’m being nice. Don’t ruin it.” Her face flushed adorably. Ben didn’t miss the skip of her heart.
“Whatever keeps you up at night.”
“That’s not the phrase.”
He winked. “I know.”
She scoffed and turned away, but not before Ben could see the slight smile on her lips. “I’m going to shower, I’ll meet you in the living room in fifteen. If you’re not there, with food, I’m eating the TV.”
Ben frowned, calling after Her figure moving down the hall. “Has the TV been edible this whole fucking time and you didn’t fucking tell me?!”
Her laughter echoed back down the hall. "You're real gullible, grampa!"
“You know I can’t tell when you’re joking about that shit-“
“Fourteen minutes!”
“How the fuck am I supposed to make food in fourteen minutes?!”
“You’re a big boy, you’ll figure it out!”
Grumbling a string of cusses Ben hoped She could fucking feel, Ben grabbed a cup of instant noodles and threw them in the microwave. He wondered if She would notice if he spit in hers. After pulling them out, grabbing two spoons from the counter that he almost immediately bent, spilling one of the cups as he noticed the damaged utensils, spilling the other when he noticed the first spill, and having to start the whole damned fucking thing over, Ben made his way to drop on the couch next to where She sat, wet hair clinging to her pretty face.
“Heard a lot of swearing, Pretty Boy, everything ok?”
He grunted, shoving Her noodles against her chest and letting go, not giving a fuck if she had a grip on them. “Shut the fuck up.”
“Just asking a question,” he could hear Her shit-eating grin. “Thought it was a free country. Thought a patriot like you would appreciate me exercising my first amendment right.”
“That protects you from the government, not me.” Ben parroted back the words She had yelled at him after he’d made the apparently fucking fatal mistake of saying first amendment right in her presence.
She chuckled. “Didn’t know you were capable of retaining information about something other than yourself.”
“Well, your tits were looking great while you were bitching. It helped.” He grabbed the remote, raising it to the TV. “I made food. I’m picking what we watch.”
“If you pick Game of Thrones so you can watch the sex scenes again, I’m figuring out a way to kill myself and doing it on your bed.”
“Whatever gets you in my bed, doll.” He winked. “And I’m invested in the fucking plot, it’s not just the sex scenes.”
“It’s mostly the sex scenes.” She said, not even flinching at his flirtation. “Just go watch porn. See how fast you can break the fleshlights. If you do all three in ten minutes, Butcher owes me twenty dollars.”
Ben scowled, not enjoying that She’d apparently been making fucking bets with Butcher about his masturbation. “I can last longer than ten fucking minutes, I’m not a fucking pussy.”
“Prove it.”
He grinned widely at Her as her face flushed adorably, her own phrasing catching up with her head.
“I’d be honored, Sunshine.”
“You’re like a fucking rabbit in heat.” She muttered. “And if you do last longer than ten, Hughie gets the money, so keep that in mind when you’re jerking it to dragon boobs after I go to bed.”
“The dragons don’t have any fucking boobs, dumbass, the fucking hot lady queens do.” Ben said smugly, ignoring her eye roll. “And I would jerk it in the privacy of my room, but someone won’t give me a fucking phone.”
“Yeah, the CIA. I’d actually back you up with Mallory, Pretty Boy. I think giving you a phone would be really entertaining.”
“I don’t need your fucking help.” He snapped, and she laughed.
“Can’t rely on just a handsome face to convince her that you somehow deserve the internet?”
“Handsome face?” He grinned at her, and only the slight stutter of her heart told Ben she heard him.
She made a mock face of thought. “Maybe if we suggested parental controls…”
“I’ll kill you, bitch.”
“I’ll make you the most useless and sad eunuch to ever grace this sorry planet, cunt.”
Ben glared at Her, and she reached over his arm to press play on the remote.
Most of the days since the failed Sister Sage mission had been like this. She and Ben got up, trained, ate, trained more, and then watched TV with dinner until She retreated to her room and Ben fought sleep for the rest of the night, alone. Neither of them mentioned how he’d saved her, or how She had started a habit of slapping Ben awake—he was pretty fucking certain that at this point she’d figured out another way to break through the nightmares, but was purposely choosing to fucking hit him instead—then sitting next to him for an hour or two after. Ben liked this unspoken arrangement, and liked even more how She had very silently agreed to it. Just because he didn’t actively hate Her right now didn’t mean he was about become a sniveling pussy mess about feelings.
Even if the lack of active hatred had morphed into something pulsing in his chest that he didn’t understand, and didn't fucking want to. Making Her instant noodles and not killing her when she lied to him for fun or called him Pretty Boy was as far as Ben would bend.
It had been mostly radio silence from the Boys, though Butcher and Cocksucker had visited two days after they’d dropped Her and Ben back at the safe house, as Cocksucker had managed to break his arm. There had been a long, incredibly boring and poorly told story as to how the injury had occurred, involving a supe, Nikola Tesla and something called a Cybertruck, but Ben had pretty much tuned out the entire fucking conversation once he realized they weren’t here for him at all. The only thing that had kept him from retreating to his room for the duration of the visit was the small falter in Her heart when she touched Cocksucker, and how her jaw clenched as Ben and Butcher watched Cocksucker’s arm heal into place in a fucking disgusting manner.
When She’d let go, she’d given Ben a weird fucking look with tight lips and sad eyes that he'd only seen before on Cocksucker. It had passed quickly, her face returning to apathetic and bored, her eyes regaining the sharp amusement they usually held, but fuck it had confused him. She and Butcher had started talking about missions and planning and other mind-numbing shit, Cocksucker shook out his arm as if he didn’t trust that it was healed, and Ben had needed to piss and gone to do just that. Before he’d left, he’d caught Her a look of where the hell are you’d going, he’d grinned back with a wink of why, you want to join me? She’d rolled her eyes and returned her attention to Butcher. When he’d returned, Butcher and Cocksucker had left and She was glaring at him, arms across her chest.
“Are you an idiot, or just a dick?” She’d snapped.
He’d frowned at Her, trying to figure out what had made her all fucking bitchy. As far as Ben was concerned, he’d been fucking amazing. He’d only called Butcher a pussy twice, and managing to refrain from talking to Cocksucker at all.
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Butcher told me we’re moving on operation Quick and Bald soon. He told me you knew. Why didn’t you fucking tell me?!”
“Oh,” Ben had shrugged. “I forgot.”
“You forgot?”
“Yep. And you know now, don’t you? Get over it.”
“Get over it-“
“And,” Ben rolled his eyes. “What kind of fucking shit codename is Quick and Bald?”
“Fuck you, it’s an accurate and descriptive name.”
“How the fuck could that be accurate and descriptive?”
“Because two key factors of this phase of my plan are the quick and the bald.”
“Your plan?”
“Yeah, my fucking plan. That I fucking deserved to know the status of.” She’d scowled. “Butcher says it’s almost ready. He’ll get us in two days once it’s in place.”
That had been five days ago. Starlight and Cocksucker had dropped in after two days, full of apologies and updates that Ben didn’t give a fuck about. When he’d asked Her for more information about the plan, she’d told him to suck her dick and shove his questions up his ass until they reached his brain.
So Ben still had no fucking clue what Quick and Bald was about.
Aside from Her lingering anger at him for apparently having the fucking nerve to ask questions about the jobs he had to do—an opinion he had made the mistake of voicing, leading that unwelcome lesson on the first amendment—She was being impossibly easy to talk to, and Ben was getting dangerously close to not only enjoying her company, but finding her comfortable. Part of him was hoping she’d say something very, very soon that would allow him to grip onto hatred, or at least indifference, for the rest of his time in this stupid fucking situation.
Instead, in a way that made Ben think God himself was out to fucking get him, he’d started to tell her things. Fucking voluntarily.
One of those nights where sleep had gripped his head and pulled him under, struggling and roaring, he’d woken up once more from only the force and sting of her hand across his face. She’d sat next to him again, and he’d asked her more questions about before, all of which she’d answered with that faraway, insufferably sad look in her eyes.
“How many siblings did you have again?” He’d pressed once.
“Four,” She’d responded, a wistful smile on her face. “Two brothers, two sisters. All younger.”
“Your parents had four more kids after you? What, were you that fucking annoying they needed to try again four times?”
“No, I was just so adorable they needed to try and recreate my perfection. Once they realized that was impossible, they gave up.” She’d smirked, and Ben hated that somehow he didn’t doubt her words. “Well,” she’d mused to herself. “That and they fell violently out of love with each other.”
“Violently?” He’d made a face, and she’d nodded solemnly.
“I shielded my siblings from a lot of flying plates.”
Ben found another thing to hate. Her parents, and how fucking sad she looked. “You miss them?”
“My parents?” She’d snorted. “I miss my dad. I hope my mom gets her head popped.”
He’d coughed to cover a laugh. “No, you fucking smartass. Your siblings.”
Her answer was quick and soft. “Every fucking day.”
Ben had grunted, watching the distance return to her face, and before he could stop himself, he was talking. “I didn’t have any siblings.”
Before he could curse himself out and try to distract Her with something else, she had been looking back at him with wide, focused eyes. “Do you wish you did?”
“I never thought about it,” he’d muttered. “My old man was such a limp dick I’m surprised he even got my mother to marry him, let alone have a kid. Used think he hated me enough to never risk it again.”
“Risk it?” She’d kept her voice impossibly gentle as she’d asked, and it made his skin crawl all weird.
“I was the biggest regret of his sad little life. If he could go back and stop me from happening in the first place, make my mother flush me out-“ Ben clicked his tongue. “He wouldn’t have fucking hesitated.”
She’d paused, and a very fucking stupid part of Ben had thought she was going to let the conversation go. Of course, he should’ve fucking known by now that She damn well wouldn’t.
“What was your mom like?”
He hadn’t expected that. It shocked him enough to answer.
“Kind. Too kind for my father. He saw it as weakness, and never bothered to hide it. But she was so fucking kind.” He took a heavy breath. “She was full of love. I got no clue how. It was stupid, all her love, even for my piece of shit father. He’d yell at her and threaten her and mock her, but she still fucking loved him. She fucking loved everything.”
She hummed softly. “Like what?”
“Animals. Cats specifically. My father had all these fucking hunting dogs he loved more than anything, certainly more than me, and the only good thing he ever did was trade one to get her a cat. It was this massive, fluffy gray lump. It was a fucking asshole to everyone but her. It ate like a damn elephant, shed like a whore in summer, but she loved it. So much.” At this point Ben had really wished he would shut the fuck up, but he couldn’t, and he was going to have to figure out a way to blame Her for that later. “She loved art. Painting. She tried to get me to love it too, even though I could barely draw a fucking worm. But I’d try, and she’d frame all my stupid, shitty drawings and hang them around the house until my father saw them and threw them in the trash. She loved music but couldn’t carry a tune if her life depended on it. They’d go to the opera because my father would donate a ton for the publicity, and she’d come back all damn giddy. I’d wait up, just because she was- She got fucking contagious when she was that happy. Even my father felt it, enough to just go straight to bed and not kick my ass for still being awake. She was smart, too. Real fucking smart. My father would joke he wished she was a man, because then her brain would be useful. She would’ve jumped for goddamn joy if she saw the world now. Met a fucking woman doctor.” He paused, looking back down at Her beside him. She hadn’t looked away from him, and there was none of the pity he’d expected to see on her face. It was just open, listening intently to his words with no malice or trickery behind her eyes.
“She sounds amazing.” She’d said softly, a small smile he didn’t understand on her face. “And your dad sounds like a fucking cunt.”
Ben had chuckled in surprise. “Understatement of the damn year, Sunshine. That pussy would’ve tried to pry your degree from your hands.”
“Let him try, I’d burn his face off and laugh while I did it.”
“Hm.” He’d given Her a sideways look. “What were you even going to do with a PhD in archeology?"
“Anthropology, Pretty Boy. But nice guess.” She’d laughed softly. “And I’m honestly not sure. I’d quite literally only just actually received the degree before everything… changed.” She’d sighed. “I had a few job offers, but mostly in academia and business. What I wanted was to work with nonprofits to help people.”
“Help people?” He’d given her a disbelieving stare. “With a prissy fucking degree?”
“Yeah, dickwad. Help people. I was a cultural anthropologist. I specialized in the evolution of cultures and ways to combat systemic cultural oppression.”
He’d stared at Her blankly. “You’re going to have to take down that fancy fucking book talk by seven, Sunshine.”
“I studied how the government and culture is mean to people on purpose, and how to make them stop being mean.” She’d said flatly.
“Oh.” He’d rolled his eyes at the dirty look she was giving him. “Oh, fuck off. It wasn’t that painful to say.”
“Yes, it was.” She’d mumbled, narrowing her eyes at him. “You’re not going to argue with me?”
“What’s there to fucking argue about?”
“I just called your beloved country an oppressive system.” She’d watched him wearily, but her heart remained steady. “Doesn’t it mar your refined American nationalism?”
“You want me to get mad?” Ben had asked, raising his brows at her. “I can definitely find it in me, I don’t get performance issues.”
“Charming-“
“But.” He grunted. “Usually when we fight about this shit, you get all bitchy and don’t talk to me for way too fucking long.”
“I mean, no, I don’t want you to get mad…” She’d frowned, examining him with yet another impossibly confusing look. “Does it really bother you when I ignore you?”
“No.” He’d snapped quickly. “It’s just annoying. I don’t like having to deal with it.”
She’d hummed with an amused smile on her face, and the conversation had moved on to something else. Ben had shoved down the way it had been so easy to talk about his mother with her, until it was somewhere in his gut and he didn’t have to think about the way the feeling rolled around inside him.
And he refused to even acknowledge how when She would smile now, he’d have to fight himself to not do the same.
It had been a week since the Sage incident, a week since Ben had saved your life—you'd locked everything about that particular action from what you thought of it to how it made you feel somewhere deep in your chest—and you were starting to lose your mind a little bit. When Annie and Hughie had stopped by with nervous words about delays in your meticulously prepared and incredibly well-detailed plan, you’d been willing to wait another day, maybe two, before executing operation Quick and Bald. Now it had been three days, burgeoning on four, and you were worryingly close to leaving the safe house just to yell at Butcher. Ben could stay here, or follow you and help you beat Butcher up for all you cared. Which was, admittedly, worrying within itself. Especially because the whole point of operation Quick and Bald was to take preventative measures against Ben’s needless brutality.
Over a month ago, right after you’d moved into the safe house and when you had been ready to throttle Ben’s neck every waking moment—an urge that hadn’t entirely waned, but was now undercut with a weirder, stronger urge to be near him without any murderous intent—you’d spent the hours quarantined in your room perfecting your plan to get Ryan Butcher the fuck out of dodge. When they’d come to pick you and Ben up for the whole Neuman test, you’d left it in the van for Butcher to find, and had been waiting since for him to set up the dominoes so you could knock them over.
At this point, you’d be happy with not even dominos to knock over and just one singular domino to throw at someone. You had begun to develop a habit of staring down the hall from the living room, trying to will someone to appear with at least a fucking update. So far this strategy was not working, and had apparently started to garner attention.
Sitting on the couch, the TV white noise in the background and noodles in your hand cold and forgotten, you felt a foreign rush of oddly tight concern rush through your body. You frowned, heard your name from next to you, and turned to find that Ben had been poking your arm.
“Are you fucking alive?” He grunted, watching you with a frown.
“Literally? Yes.” You answered with a tight smile. “You have noodles on your face.”
He reached up to feel for them, not looking away from you. “What the fuck do you mean literally? How the hell would you be metaphorically alive?”
“Mind-body problem, Pretty Boy. And it’s not metaphorically, it’s philosophically.”
“You’re a real fucking pretentious bitch sometimes.” He grumbled, still trying to find the food stuck to his beard.
“If you made me a shirt that said that, I’d wear it.”
“I am not going to make you a shirt, Sunshine. You couldn’t make me learn to fucking sow with a gun to my head.”
“Because the gun wouldn’t affect you at all?” You pointed to your own chin, mirroring where the noodle was caught.
He sneered. “Because I’m not some dried up crone whore.” His hand found the stray piece of his dinner, and he pulled it from his jaw.
“Big words from the man who took two tries to make me instant ramen- hey!” A wet noodle hits you in the face.
“Ramen your ungrateful ass didn’t even eat.” Ben gave a pointed look at the abandoned cup in your hands, the food inside having long lost any heat. “Don’t test me, or I’ll actually spit in your food next time.”
“Drama queen,” you muttered, peeking back at the door. “Like you don’t already do that.”
“I fight the urge to be a bitch, unlike certain women.”
You nod absentmindedly. “Butcher.”
Ben snorted behind you, and a smile you hoped he didn’t see crept onto your face.
“Yeah, sure Sunshine.” His attention returned to the TV, and you did your best to not stare down the hall, trying to ignore the hope that the door now shrouded in darkness would open.
A successful effort that made you jump out of your seat when it did just that with an aggressive bang.
Ben was faster than you, practically launching himself over the sofa and bolting down the hall, a dangerous look of alarm the last thing you saw on his face before he was gone from the room.
“Shit, no! It’s me!” You heard a high-pitched shout from the shadows of the entrance. “It’s Hughie!”
“What the fuck are you doing here?!” You heard Ben’s growl of a response.
Butcher’s voice drawled from the shadows. “Oi, take a deep fuckin’ breath and put the bloody kid down.”
“Someone fucking answer me first.”
“Put him down, Soldier Boy, before we knock your ancient ass the fuck out.” The impatient, clipped words of MM responded, almost drowned out by Frenchie's shout.
“Can someone turn on the fucking lights? It is as dark as Monsieur Butcher’s heart and asshole!”
“I- I don’t feel good.” Hughie’s voice stuttered.
“Ben!” You flicked on the hallway sconces, illuminating a scene of Ben’s full body weight pressing Hughie to the wall, Butcher and MM trying with practically negative success to pry him off, and Kimiko gripping one of Frenchie’s arms as his other groped around for direction. You let out a very long, very loud sigh. “What are you doing?”
“It’s fucking late.” He snapped, not letting Hughie go. “They shouldn’t be here so fucking late.”
“This ain’t your real house, Mate.” Butcher grunted, still trying to move Ben. “We can be here whenever we bloody well please.”
Hughie wheezed out your name in a pleading tone. “Your plan is ready. We’re here to- fuck- we’re here to get you.”
That got you moving, crossing to the end of the hall in quick, frantic steps. “It’s ready? Are you sure?” Hughie gave a weak nod, and you rolled your eyes, shoving Ben shoulder. “Put him down, dumbass. He’s not a threat, and honestly, probably the worst one to have gone after. Just, like, strategically.”
Ben glared at you, but let go. He shot where MM and Butcher—still grabbing his arms—a venomous look, and they took hasty steps back. He tossed a glower of they could’ve fucking waited until the morning in your direction.
You wrinkled your nose at him. No. Shut the fuck up. You turned to Hughie, not even bothering to hide the desperation you felt in your imploring stare. “It’s all ready? All of it? A-Train agreed to help? We’re sure Ashley has the information? We’re sure neither one is going to tell Homelander, and we’re not about to walk into a fucking trap?”
“Yes, yes, yes, kind of, and yes.” Butcher counted off on his fingers as he answered. “But we’ve get bouncin’ right fuckin’ now.”
“Kind of?” Anxious energy rushed through you—that still-strange feeling lighting under your skin—and you ignored the weird look Ben shot you as it did. “What do you mean, kind of? If you fucked this up, Butcher, I swear to God-“
“Calm your tits, Love.” Butcher snapped. “It’s gonna be fine, we’ll explain on the way. But if we want this to work, we ain’t got time to lollygag and suck each other off.”
You wrinkled your nose, but gave a sharp nod.
No time.
You started to pull on your boots, but paused when you heard Hughie say your name behind you.
“Do you, uh, do you want to get dressed first?” His voice was still slightly weak as he recovered from Ben’s force.
You glanced down at your body, and decided that the oversized shirt and cloth shorts would be fine. They were from the CIA spring fire-proof collection, and that was more than enough. “Nope. Let’s fucking move.”
You were halfway to the door when a crash echoed through the hall. You whirled around to see MM firmly blocking Ben’s path, the crash seeming to have been Hughie stumbling into the wall in an attempt to get away from the standoff.
“You’re not coming, Soldier Boy. This is a goddamn delicate operation, and you’re the reason we have to do it in the first place. We can’t afford you throwing a tantrum and screwing us.”
“Oh, I’m fucking coming. And I’m not waiting around here for a little prissy debate.”
Off to the side, Frenchie snickered as Kimiko signed how many times do you think he’s said that before?
Ben shot them an annoyed look, his fists clenching. “What’s so fucking funny?”
“Nothing,” Frenchie snickered, and his tone was so remarkably unconvincing that even if you hadn’t understood Kimiko, you wouldn’t have believed him.
Ben grunted and tried to move past MM. Neither of them budged.
He glared down at the firmly planted man, a familiar violent glint in his eyes. “You better move now, before I fucking make you.”
“Do your worst, we’ll put you right back in the box. You’re not coming with us.”
“MM.” You said firmly, watching Ben's fists clench as the dangerous shadow over his features sharpened. “We need to go.”
MM looked back at you, but remained in his place. “Are you fucking serious? You’re siding with him?”
“I’m not siding with him.” You kept your voice level, ignoring Ben’s smug face and grin. “We just can’t leave him. Unfortunately, the I go where he goes thing works both ways.”
“The safe house will hold him for five hours.” MM pushed, and before you could even shake your head, Ben cut in.
"No, it won’t.”
You shoot him a look that says you’re being unhelpful.
He just returns it with his own of fuck off, you know you fucking want me there.
“Please, MM. He’ll stay quiet in the background, or I’ll burn his dick off. Right?” You direct your last words at Ben, giving him a pointed agree with me or I’m knocking you out and leaving you here look.
“Yeah, whatever. But I’m not staying in the fucking van like a pussy. And you’d better explain what the hell is happening on the way, Sunshine.”
“Deal. But first they,” You narrowed your eyes at Butcher. “Have some explaining of their own to do.”
“Don’t lose your bloody mind. Told you, it’s all in order.” Butcher said breezily, shoving past you to open the door. He gave a dramatic wave of his arm for you to exit, and with a look of doubt, you did.
The car ride was already poised to be uncomfortable. Butcher’s car was not equipped for seven people, let alone seven people where three were very large men, three were supes, and nobody wanted to have physical contact with two.
Butcher drove, MM sat in the front, you found yourself squished against one window with Ben between you and a remarkably uncomfortable Hughie. Kimiko sat—slightly elevated onto their laps—between Frenchie at the other window, and Hughie. It was overall an unideal situation, made worse as your own frustration was amplified by Ben’s, and by Hughie revealing that it was, in fact, not all in order.
Your phase one, the original operation Quick and Bald, had called for Ashley Barrett’s complete cooperation. You’d even painstakingly outlined all the potential ways to flip her—most involving something along the lines of hey, wouldn’t a job that didn’t make you so stressed you rip out all your hair and have to buy a bunch of wigs be nice?—and different ways to keep Homelander from finding out about her betrayal. Spain was lovely this time of year, and had a thriving BDSM community Ashley would love. While MM had managed to take care of your instructions for A-Train—the half of the plan you’d incorrectly anticipated to be more difficult—the Ashley situation was, in Butcher’s words, very fucking delicate, but we’ve adapted and everything will be bloody fine, so trust me and don’t be a fuckin’ cunt about it.
You did not trust him.
It didn’t help that you’d asked for any other possible details, and he’d pretended he couldn’t hear you. This suspicion was confirmed when, despite your incredible clarity that you would never step foot there again, Butcher seemed to be driving right to Vought Tower.
Your eyes had been steadily widening, panic starting to run through you the closer and closer you got, and you flinched when you felt Ben’s roughly shoulder nudge your own.
“What’s fucking wrong with you?” He’d asked in a low voice, barely audible over Hughie’s rambling explanation.
“You should listen,” you mutter back, trying to shut out the confusing concern he always seemed to feel at you. How it seemed genuine, but was laced with anger that felt like it was trying to push out of your body. “Hughie’s explaining the plan.”
“Yeah, but all I have to do is stay quiet, and I get to keep my dick. You’re being fucking twitchy and silent, and your heart is beating faster than it has all damn day. So don’t even try to bullshit me and say it’s fine.”
“It is fine, I’m fine-“ You paused. “Wait, what do you mean my heart-“
“Alright, here we go.” Butcher cut off both you and Hughie with a clap of his hands. “Everyone bloody out, let’s get this shitshow on the road.”
“Butcher,” you muttered, looking around to see you’d parked directly across from the tower entrance. “What the fuck are we doing here?”
“We’re meeting them right there.” MM answered for Butcher, pointing out of his window to something you couldn’t see. “It’s almost midnight, and Annie’s been making sure nobody gets inside but us.”
“But why? This,” you give a wide, general wave that hits Ben in the nose. “Cannot be the only option.”
“Both of them still have their trackers.” Hughie leans forward with an apologetic look as Frenchie and Kimiko exit the car. “This will look like they’re just getting a midnight snack, and hopefully Homelander won’t get suspicious.”
“Hopefully?!” You feel a rush of anger—not yours—and a twist of fear deep within your gut—absolutely yours. “Hopefully fucking Homelander won’t get suspicious?!”
Hughie gave an uncertain nod before very quickly scrambling to get out of the car. You take a long, deep breath, trying to steel yourself. A rush of what was becoming a familiar fuming and brittle concern ran through you. You look at Ben, to find his eyes locked firmly onto yours.
“Sorry about hitting-“
“I know how to hot-wire a car.”
You blink at him, taken aback by the firmness of his voice. “What?”
His hand moved to grip your thigh, his gaze not wavering. “I know how to hot-wire a car.”
You give him a flat look. “Yeah, I heard you the first time. Why are you telling me that?”
His frustration leaked through your muscles. “Because say the word, I’ll steal Butcher’s car, and we’ll fucking leave.”
“What? Are you insane?”
“You look like you’re either going to start fucking crying or burst into flames. This is a stupid idea.”
“This was my plan.” You snap. “And I’m not stealing Butcher’s car. Why do you even know how to hot-wire a car anyway?”
Ben’s grip tightened. “No, your plan was stupidly well thought out.”
“That’s an oxymoron.” You mutter, and he ignores you.
“And even if they haven’t completely fucking blown the execution, they completely squashed any chance of safety.”
“It’ll be fine,” you say, the words sounding weak even as you say them. “It’s late. He’s probably asleep.”
“What if he’s not?”
His concern was starting to move to your throat, and there was something else, something sitting far deeper in your chest, beating and beating against you. Against you.
“Ben.” You place your hand over his. “I’ve worked too hard on this. It’s the only way, and- It will be fine.” You say the last words firmly and clearly, trying to make them sink into you. “Now take your fucking hand off of me, and get out of the damn car.”
He pulls himself away, and even as his touch leaves, the concern and beat linger until he’s gone from the car. You drag yourself across the seats and ignore Hughie’s offer of a hand as you duck out of the car and onto the curb. You notice the 24 hour diner MM must have been pointing out almost immediately, half because—aside from an incredibly sketchy looking deli a few doors down—it’s the only building with its lights still on, and half because two very flustered teenagers are sulking away from the entrance, where Annie stands with her arms crossed. She’s already spotted your group, and has angled her head in a signal to join her.
“You’re late.” She chides as you approach.
“Well, Starlight, I’d apologize, but it was those two fuckheads,” Ben and MM both receive a jabbed thumb over Butcher’s shoulder. “Who decided to draw out the bloody carpool process.”
“I told you not to call me Starlight anymore, Butcher.” Annie snaps, not giving him a chance to respond before she turns to you. “A-Train is, somehow, running behind as well. Hopefully Ashley’s just being resistant to getting food with him, but they’ll be here.”
“Isn’t running that pussy’s whole fucking thing?” Ben muttered, quiet enough for only you to hear. You step as hard as you can on his foot.
“Shut it, Pretty Boy.” You whisper over his grunt of what probably is more emotional pain than physical.
“Bitch.”
“Cunt.” You raise your voice so the others can hear you. “We should go inside, it’s risky to just… stand here.”
With nervous looks around and stuttered agreements, you all make your way into the diner. The lights are flickering, and it’s eerily empty with only a very nervous-looking blonde waitress at the counter. She makes a very big show of asking how many are in your party, leading you to a large, round table, and laying out the menus with shaky hands. Kimiko, Hughie, Annie, and MM try and offer her comforting smiles, though MM’s is strained as he keeps a vigilant glare on Ben. The waitress is staring at Ben herself, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, glancing back as she leaves to get your and Butcher’s coffee, Annie and MM’s tea, Kimiko and Hughie’s milkshakes, and Ben and Frenchie’s orders of the strongest alcohol you’ve fucking got. Your personal bet was it was going to just be very old beer.
“Why is she staring at me?” Ben muttered to you, watching the waitress as she walked away. “Did you fuck up my beard that bad?”
“Your beard looks literally the same.” You dismiss. “And it’s because, as far as the public knows, Maeve killed you in a heroic act of self-sacrifice to stop your evil, anti-American attacks. That, or she wants to fuck you.”
“Hm,” he looks back at you, settling down into his seat. “Am I allowed to bring guests into the safe house?”
“No.” You say, a little more curtly than you intended. Seeing his wide, cocky grin, you clarify. “It’s a breach of security. She would need to pass a CIA vetting and be approved by, like, twenty people. I don’t think she’d do that just to fuck you.”
Ben shrugs, his smirk only growing. “You did.”
“I’m going to cut off your balls and feed them to you-“
“Hey,” MM cuts you off, saying your name in a brisk, hard tone from across the table. “They’re here.”
You snap your head to the door, where A-Train is practically pushing Ashley into the diner.
You hear her voice clearly over the recession pop humming from the speakers. “Why can’t we just go to the fucking deli? They make these amazing meatball subs and supes eat free, so you could order for both of us- oh fuck no.”
“Oh, shit.” MM mutters, jumping to his feet with Butcher and Annie as Ashley notices them, and promptly tries to dash for the exit.
You don’t entirely blame her. You’d probably do the same. You had done the same, an unhelpful voice reminds you.
“I- Am- Not-“ Ashley is trying to get past A-Train, who hasn’t given up trying to herd her further into the diner. “Fuck- this-“
“Ashley, just listen to them, I swear-“
“Why should I trust you?!” Ashley doubles over, out of breath. “You fucking tricked me! Midnight snack my fucking ass- Fuck no!” She raises a crooked finger at Annie, who has stopped in front of her. “Get the fuck away from me, you bitch.”
“Ashley, please listen to A-Train-“
“No! Just leave me the fuck alone! I don’t want to be a part of your weird- Eye for an eye justice shit-“
“You kind of already are.” MM says as he locks the door behind her. “You work for Vought, your it’s motherfucking CEO. That makes you a part of this, like it or not.”
“Not!” Ashley shouts. “I don’t like it! I don’t care what you have to say! Homelander’s going to fucking kill me, oh my god.” She starts to hyperventilate. “If he finds out I was here, he’ll kill you-“ She points a shaky finger at A-Train. “And then make me go on fucking TV to explain why you’re missing, and then fucking kill me-“
“You don’t know that!” She shrieked. “He knows fucking everything! Especially since fucking Sage joined!” She spins around frantically, and her wild eyes lock onto yours. “He knows about them!” A shaking finger jumps between you and Ben. “Fuck! He’s supposed to be fucking asleep and now he’s fucking not! And he was so fucking angry about her, I’ve never seen him so fucking angry-“
Whatever else Ashley stutters about Homelander’s anger is lost to you as the world freezes. The feeling isn’t just under your skin, it’s up your spine, in your blood, circling around your brain. It’s fucking everywhere and you can’t fucking breathe, her words looping around you.
He knows. He’s angry. He fucking knows. He’s fucking angry. He fucking knows and he’s fucking angry and he fucking knows and he’s fucking angry and-
A white hot, impossibly calm feeling crashes over you. It’s angry, hungry and angry, but it’s grounding. It sharpens everything around you. Suddenly the world is back in complete focus, Ashley’s shrill rambling scraping at your ears, and in the distance that weird fucking rhythm is sounding. As the feeling in your body returns fully, you realize Ben’s hand is back on your thigh. You bounce it, looking up to give him a glare, and find he’s not even looking at you. Instead, his eyes are trained on Ashley, narrowed and cold. You give a small cough, and when he glances down at you, the feeling of anger stutters with something lighter, though only for a second.
You give another bounce of your leg, a look of move your damn hand or lose it taking over your face.
No, not until you calm the fuck down his scowl responds.
You huff, standing abruptly, and his hand falls off at the force of your movement. Suddenly you feel a lot less solid, but reason that your legs are shaky from the Homelander of it all. If any situation calls for fractured nerves, it’s this one.
“Ashley.” You call across the diner, trying not to stutter or chew off your lip as her protests falters and attention turns to you. “If you know who I am, you know I wouldn’t be anywhere near here if we weren’t certain it was safe. Just have some food with us, listen, and then you can go.”
Ashley gives you a scowl that might surpass Ben’s but stops struggling. Her eyes narrow.
She lets out a sharp, huffing breath, nods tightly, and yanks her arm from where A-Train had been trying to hold her in place.
You sit back down as the group at the door returns to their seats, the poor waitress pressing herself against the bar as they pass. Letting out a shaky, unsteady breath, you try and still yourself as you look out the diner window. City lights. Music.
City lights.
Music.
It was safe. He knows and he’s angry but was safe and there were city lights and music.
Your breathing was no longer coming in short, distressed bursts, but getting air in and out of yourself still felt like an act of labor, and you needed to get it the fuck together before Ashley sat down.
City lights. Music.
You can’t hear the song the diner is playing, instead letting your whole mind turn inward, allowing the ghost of music you can no longer sing to wash over you.
Ashley sits across from you right when you regain control, and from the corner of your eye, you see Ben pulling his hand from where it had been inching towards yours.
Her eyes flit, nerves poorly hidden, from you to Ben to Butcher to Annie and back to you. Her voice is high and shaky when she speaks.
“Well?”
“Ashley, we need your help.” Annie leans forward, palms flat on the table.
“Okay. Then we’re done. I can’t help you. They don’t tell me anything, not really.” Ashley tries to stand, but her arm is caught by A-Train.
“Really?” A-Train hisses as he pulls her back into her seat beside him. “They don’t tell you anything my ass, we sit in on all the same meetings. And I pulled these files-“ He pulls out a thumb drive from absolutely nowhere and drops it on the table. “Using your name, so you clearly have access to them.”
“What?!” Ashley looks at the thumb drive like it’s going to either explode or start jizzing on her blouse. “Why would you fucking do that?”
“Insurance.” A-Train answers smugly, the thumb drive clearly having his intended. “I can’t open it, so you’re going to tell them how, and then I’ll erase the records of you taking the files from the system.”
Ashley looks around at your group, shaking her head. “No.”
“Sorry, kid. We ain’t really askin’.” Butcher leans across A-Train, shoving the thumb drive closer to Ashley. “Do us this solid, and A-Train won’t go right up to Homelander and tell him about how he saw you also cuddly and tight with me, Soldier Boy, and his favorite missing person.”
Your heart jumps right into your throat. City lights. Music.
Suddenly, Ben’s elbow is planted against yours, and you’re pulled back down to earth just in time to hear Ashley shouting.
“This is fucking blackmail! I’ll fucking- I’ll sue the British off of you-”
“You cannot sue government officials, madame.” Frenchie says smugly, and Hughie shakes his head.
“That’s- Frenchie, that’s not even sort of true.”
“You’re also not a government official.” Annie adds.
Frenchie looks genuinely perplexed at this and gives Kimiko a confused frown, receiving a shrug in return.
“But,” you pipe up, your voice somehow bored and casual. “I’m legally dead. He’s-“ You jab Ben in the chest, and Ashley’s eyes widen. “Legally dead and an enemy of the state. You can’t sue either of us, not without admitting some Vought secrets that will be very bad PR.” You give her a twisted smile, leering across the table. “Help us, or, even if Homelander believes you, which we both know he won’t, you’ll get fired. And I’m sure they’ll be very understanding and normal about how they do it.”
You feel a flash of weird pride and realize you can see Ben fighting a smile in your periphery.
Ashley has a fearful expression, looking at where your elbow is still connected with Ben’s.
“What- what's even on it?”
“Becca Butcher files.” You say, not taking your gaze from her, but you didn’t need to look around to see the sudden, rigidness with which everyone sat. You even felt Ben’s own shock run through you.
You’d be lying if you said hiding the exact contents of the file hadn’t been a very purposeful choice that you and Butcher had made. He’d cornered you, demanding to know what you planned on doing should Soldier Boy go after Ryan, and you’d told him that it wouldn’t be an issue. Ryan looked up to Homelander, that was why he stayed. He’d lost his mother, he didn’t trust Butcher, all the poor kid had was his insane, sociopathic father. Some part of you—small and sad and tired, still sitting on a staircase in Boston—understood that. But with Becca gone, gone forever, Ryan didn’t have a place to run like you’d had. Homelander was the default, and just kind enough to his son that Ryan could force himself to forgive Homelander again and again. Homelander was safe for Ryan.
You were going to make sure Ryan never saw Homelander as safe again. And that started with Becca Butcher and would end with you. So you and Butcher had agreed with a tight handshake—that he'd ripped his hand from right after—everyone was only going to know what they needed to. That was the only way it would work.
“Becca Butcher files?” MM repeats in a slow, incredulous tone. “You,” he turns with a look of shock to Butcher. “You knew about this? You’re fucking okay with this?”
“I’m doing what has to be done, Mate.” Butcher answers flatly, then says your name. “Tell ‘em the plan, Love.”
“We need to get Ryan away from Homelander. Ryan needs to know about his mother.”
“No,” Ashley was emerging from the shock to try and stand from the table, but A-Train’s arm shot out, pulling her back down once more. “No,” she says again, looking around desperately. “Ryan- Ryan is all he has. All he cares about. You take Ryan he’ll lose his mind-“
“He’s already lost his mind.” Something snaps in your chest—a cruel feeling waking up as you watch Ashley fret about Homelander. “And I couldn’t give less fucks about what he cares about.” The feeling is crawling across your skin. “If this hurts him, good. It could never hurt him enough to make it right.” You hear drums and still can’t place where they’re coming from. “Now listen to the last fucking strand of your morality on your scalp and fucking help us.”
Ashley shakes her head again, this time with less certainty. “It’s- no- He-“ she pulls in a deep, unsteady breath. “He won’t stop until he gets Ryan back. He already is going insane about you and him and how he needs to get you back safely and put him back down, and if Ryan goes to then nothing will stop him-“
The drums are loud now, and something that’s usually there on Ben’s face is missing. Your own body doesn’t feel entirely normal anymore, but it’s not paralyzed or running. You can feel something in Ben caving, falling inward in a growing rhythm, moving in time as something in you grows. It's not in you now, it’s across you, coating your skin and singing with glee.
“Ashley,” the sound of your voice is a little far away, but you can hear it echo through you. It’s wired, hot, a warning.
“I- I can’t.”
“Yes, you fucking can.” You sneer. “You’re just too much of a pussy to do it.”
Ben coughs in the way that you know means he wants to laugh, just as the drums stutter and move farther away.
“Please, I don’t-“
“Do not make me stab you.”
Ashley falters, looking you up and down. “You won’t.”
“Trust me.” Ben smirks, giving you a nudge. “She will. She’s surprisingly violent.”
“I- I won’t. I can’t. He’ll kill me-“
“You think we won’t?” Ben growls.
Any amusement in him is gone. There’s something unbreakable and resolved through your body.
Ashley tries to run again, this time actually managing to get up from the table, but is knocked flat on her ass by A-Train before she can take two steps. You stand and give the itch—now under your tongue and your nails—a small scratch.
“Oh, fuck no.”
You hear scrambling as you walk around the table and stop, staring down at Ashley.
She’s crawling back from you, back from the fire flowing from your body, and disgust curls in your gut. For the first time you feel anger—insatiable and gory anger—that’s all your own. No city lights flash around you, no hollow music dances around your head.
You don’t fear Ashley.
She’s weak and spineless. She’s willing to cover her hands in Ryan’s blood, in your blood, to keep herself safe from Homelander. She’s staring at you, terrified, and you don’t need to touch her to know it isn’t even a fraction of all the fear you felt in that white room. That white room she knows about, may have seen, and is still trying to keep Homelander happy.
You bend down, letting all your hatred for Vought, for her, cover your features. When you speak, your words are clear and low.
“You are going to tell Butcher how to access the thumb drive. You and A-Train are going to take some food with you, and walk back to the tower. You aren’t going to tell Homelander about this, and if he asks, offer him some leftovers. A-Train will erase your activity from the files, and you’re going to pretend the whole night never happened. And if you tell Homelander about either me or Be-“ You correct yourself smoothly. “Soldier Boy, the last thing I will do before he locks me away again is kill you. Do I make myself clear?”
Ashley nods frantically, flinching when you raise your hand.
“Say it. Say that I made myself clear.”
“You-“ Ashley stutters, hiccupping. “You made yourself clear.”
You draw yourself back up. “Good. Butcher, I’m leaving. You can drive me and come back, or Ben can steal your car, but I’m leaving.”
When you turn, when you see the looks on your team’s face, all the anger evaporates. They’re looking at you like Ashley had been, like you’re no better than Homelander. There’s a crushing, painful weight of shame on your chest. Maybe you should go back in the room, it would be safer for them, it would be safer for everyone if you were far, far away-
“You heard the lady.” Ben is standing, walking around to your side. “It’s late. We’re leaving. Sunshine?”
He offers you his arm, and you stare between it and your own, still covered in flame. Looking up, his face looks bored, as if this is just another Tuesday, and he offers his arm to women who are actively ablaze on a regular basis.
Your face feels slack, and all you can manage is to blink at him. I’ll burn you, Pretty Boy. It’ll hurt.
His brows subtly knit, and he doesn’t move. I’ll live. Don’t let them see you break. We’re going home.
You look back at your team, a wide circle of berth having formed around you and Ben. Butcher is looking between the two of you, and you recognize that glint in his eyes. You’d seen it before, but it’s only been really, truly directed at you once. In a graveyard in Boston, gravestones and bushes around you burning in the dead of winter, holding a bucket of ice that steamed off your skin. Under it, fear begins to creep back into you, exhaustion pushing it forward. Butcher reaches behind him, and your knees feel weak.
But you don’t fall. Zealous anger, strong and raw, spreads through you and Butcher’s movements still. You look down and find Ben’s arm unflinchingly looped through yours, his body at its full height as his eyes rake coldly over Butcher.
The silence hangs in the air, cut through only by Ashley’s quick, sobbed breaths. For a second you think the smoke seeping from you will overtake the room before anyone moves, but Butcher slowly reaches into his pockets, eyes not leaving Ben’s, and throws the keys at Hughie.
“Drop them off, Mate, then come right back. No bloody detours.”
Hughie stares at the keys, looking like he’s going to protest, but Kimiko grabs them before he can.
She turns to you, completely composed, no fear wavering as she locks your eyes with hers. I’ll take you.
Before you can thank her, Frenchie steps forward, signing as he speaks. “Mon Coeur, you cannot drive.”
She frowns. Yes I can.
“No. Not legally.” Frenchie says, exasperated, and you have a feeling this is not first time they've had this debate.
Kimiko rolls her eyes at you. Fine. She signs back at Frenchie, throwing the keys at him. You’ll do it.
Frenchie stumbles as he catches them, giving Kimiko a shocked look, which she pretends not to see as she walks to the door, signing at you as she passes.
Let’s go before Butcher’s brain starts working.
A small smile threatens your face, and you move, tugging Ben’s arm only once before he falls into pace with you, Frenchie scrambling behind you both.
The car ride back feels longer. The moment you’d stepped out of the diner, your body had extinguished, and you had a worrying sense that the only thing keeping you from collapsing on the sidewalk was Ben’s arm firm through yours. No words were said for the entirety of the ride. You and Ben sat in the backseat as Frenchie drove and Kimiko lounged in shotgun. Your brain raced. Ben hadn’t let go, and the drums were fading in and out of your chest as he stared ahead into the night.
You arrived at the safe house, only a street lamp casting a dull glow across the street. The chill of the wind cutting against you as Kimiko walked you to the door, Frenchie mumbling something about keeping the car safe from Hooligans. Ben made to step inside, but halted, still not releasing your arm, as you stayed at the doorstep.
At his questioning glare, you tried to wiggle his arm from yours. “Go inside, Ben. I’ll be right there.”
He looked down at where he was still connected with you, and you felt reluctance in time with the drums, but he let go with a scowl.
“Be fast,” he grunted, and stomped into the house.
You watched until he’d disappeared fully down the hall, turning to Kimiko only once his back was shrouded in the darkness of the house.
“Thank you,” you give her a soft smile, signing as you speak. “I- I don’t know what happened, I just-“
She shakes her head, and you trail off. I understand. I get angry too. She pauses, hands hovering for only a second. We are not like them. She points down the street, in the direction of the tower, and then past you, into the house. We get to be angry.
“I don’t want to be angry.” You say softly. “He wins when I get angry.”
Kimiko gives you a sad look, placing a hand on your arm. Her own frustration, her fear of Homelander, all the anger at the world, sinks into you. She holds your gaze for a second before drawing back to sign once more. He doesn’t win when you’re angry. He wins when you’re scared. You’re not Soldier Boy. Your anger is good.
You glance back into the house. “I think he- Ben- Soldier Boy- is scared. Or something. His emotions are really fucking confusing.”
You let him touch you. She signs. Does he know?
“He said he didn’t care, because he’s, and I quote, not a pussy with something to hide.”
But he’s scared? She gives you a questioning frown. Do you think it’s because of Russia? Could you fix it, like you offered for me?
“I’m not sure, but-“ you’re cut off as Frenchie honks the horn, leaning out the window.
“Kimiko!” His odd position makes his signing almost unintelligible, which he seems to realize, and raises his voice. “Monsieur Butcher says to get back ‘like a hare with a bomb up it’s arse'.”
Kimiko rolls her eyes at you, but signs a goodbye, giving your hand a small squeeze before returning to the car. As the engine rumbles, Frenchie pulling out the driveway, Kimiko’s calm faith lingers in you, and you walk back into the house, shutting the door behind you.
Almost all the lamps and ceiling lights of the house are off, the TV glowing from where you had abandoned it several hours ago. From the bottom of the stairs, you can see the upstairs hall is washed in a soft yellow, and when you reach the top Ben’s door is open, the light from within filling the hall. You stop at the entrance to his room, his back to you as he pulls a cotton shirt over his head.
You let out a small cough in a weak attempt to alert him to your presence.
“You’re allowed to just come in, Sunshine.” He grunts, still facing away. “I’m not a shy little virgin nun you need to pussyfoot around.”
You let out a small hum, walking over the threshold and stopping a few feet behind him. “Thank you.” You say softly, and he turns around to look at you.
His eyes are tired. Pained. Something looks like it’s pulling at him and it scares you. You’ve seen that expression before. When you’d woken him up that first day, at the Neuman mission, when you pulled him from nightmares with sharp hits. But never just there. It was always with something. This was like an island, just him and you, nothing pulling it out of him.
“Don’t thank me.” He says gruffly. Even his voice is drained. “You mostly held your own.”
“But-“
“And stop feeling bad about that Ashley bitch. She fucking deserved it.”
You stare at him. “You really believe that?”
He lets out a hollow laugh. “She was fucking pathetic. A weak, soulless bitch. Fucking eating out Homelander’s tiny hand, brown-nosing him until he cums and pays her, letting him take you-“ His jaw clenches, and for a second, he’s silent.
“Ben-“
“I fucking meant it.” He mutters. “We’re not going back. I’m not a goddamn liar.”
“I didn’t think you were. But, you…” Your voice fades as you try to find the words. “I could feel you. At the diner.”
“I fucking know, that was the goddamn point. I wasn’t going to let you start crying in front of those self-righteous pussies.”
“No, Ben.” You shake your head. “I could feel you. I could feel it.” You place a hand over your chest. “It was building. There was something beating against you, inside you. And you looked-” You watch him carefully. “You looked scared.”
“Watch it.” He growls. “I don’t get fucking scared. I’m not-“
“A fucking pussy. I know.” You sigh. “I don’t want to- I can’t fight right now. I’m so fucking tired. You can scream at me in the morning, but not right now. Please.”
He stares at you, and just when you think he’s going to start yelling, he nods.
“You’re…” He sounds strange. “You’re ok.”
Just like the last time he said it, the words aren’t phrased like a question. They don’t feel like a question. It feels like he’s just telling you again. But there’s something under it this time, something that makes his words almost unsure. Something that makes up your mind faster than you thought you would.
“Are you?” You ask quietly.
“Of course I fucking am.”
“Ben.” You tilt your head at him. “I’m going to tell you something, and I don’t want you to respond now.”
“You’re being fucking weird, Sunshine.”
“Please.”
He relents with a grunt. “Fucking fine. What.”
“I can fix it.” It’s so hard to keep his gaze as you speak. “It will take time, but I can fix it.”
“Fix what.” He scowls. “There’s nothing to fix.”
“Your PTSD.”
“I don’t have-“
“I could feel it. It’s dangerous. I could fix it.” You take a deep breath. “I can fix internal injuries as well. I offered to fix Kimiko’s muteness, but she didn’t want me to do it.”
“Then what makes you fucking think-“
“Muteness isn’t dangerous. And it would’ve been harder for me, I might have ended up mute myself. You’re dangerous like this. You can’t control it, and don’t try and lie and say it’s under control. Ashley mentioned putting you back under, and you looked like someone was drowning you.”
“Shut the fuck up, Sunshine.” He leers at you. “You don’t fucking know me, know what it was like-“
“I do. You know I do.” You whisper, and the anger on his face breaks. “More than anyone else, I know. I can fix it, but you’ll have to let me. Just-“ You search his eyes, not sure what you’re looking for. “Just think about it. I won’t mention it again, I won’t even touch you, but my offer will stay on the table. Just- Think about it.”
Before you can leave, he grabs your hand. A rush of painful exhaustion runs through you, and there’s anger, but it’s not full of the fervor you’ve come to expect from him. It’s not even at you. It’s wide and almost consuming, leaving room for only a small kernel of something fragile and warm.
“I don’t care if you keep touching me, Sunshine. I've go nothing to hide from you, and that’s not going to change. But there’s nothing in me you need to fix. So don’t fucking bother.”
“I’m not trying to fix you, Ben,” You murmur. "But remember, you burn, I burn. Please don't burn."
Your last words are soft.
The kernel pulses.
“Good,” he grunts, releasing your arm. A small smirk crawls onto his face. “Now I don’t care if it’s here or in your room, but you need to hit a mattress. You look like shit.”
Just as he says it, the full weight of your fatigue hits you. You give a mumbled acknowledgement of his words, and try to leave the room, but all the adrenaline is gone from your system and nothing is left to stop the failure of your legs or droop of your eyes. The last thing you feel is something pulling you up before your knees hit the carpet, the last thing you see is green eyes on your own, and you hear an amused snort from above you.
“Goodnight, Sunshine. Try not to dream about me.” You try to object, but sleep pulls you under before you can even remember why you need to.
My gf made me watch all the twilight movies yesterday... things we do for love. Anyway it reminded me of all that team Edward and team Jacob stuff my friends back in the day would argue about and my broken brain went straight to clexa. I'm super confident that Blorkes are team Jacob. The aggressive, possessive, "cute" boy... probably where B drew inspiration from. Where clearly they're meant only to be friends and somehow dangled those women through 5 movies expecting a Bella/Jacob ending. Made me even happier at the end when the not straight woman didn't choose him 🤣
Ok side rant, all Clexa/Blork stuff aside. And I have to preface this by saying I have exactly zero dog in this fight because I was already aged out of the genre by the time Twilight came out and, transparently, my old roommate tried to get me to read the books and I got exactly 5 chapters in and gave up because to me.... they were: awful. Just terrible, terribly written books. So bad.
But I digress.
The whole Edward vs Jacob will-they-won't-they thing already frankly just felt far far too heterosexual for me, and was only made worse when I found out that???? Edward's??? Skin??? Is apparently??? Hard as a rock????
Like. Just. The logistics of that. That's horrible. There's nothing sexy about that??? This is a fucking nightmare. Imagine kissing this idiot and his marble-esque lip chips your fucking tooth. Soft, luxurious kisses getting lost in the give of lips—WRONG. You're smooshing your face against an animated statue. Imagine that rock hard ass tongue excavating around your mouth like an ice cream scoop. Don't even get me started on The Horrors that is imagining him trying to give Bella head 🥴
Imagine during her depressed period Bella just tonguing tf out of a marble countertop and thinking "I should call him"
like what the fuck what actual fuck wgat teh fukc wat teh fcuk
I hate it so bad. Genuinely I have zero interest in who she chooses and why because I just wasn't there for that era, but that knowledge alone? Just the knowledge of that? Going to town in bed with his rock hard ballsack slappin against ya? Which I can only assume makes a clanking noise on every backstroke? Genuinely, it's terrible. This concept is so bad and I haven't been able to think about anything other than that since I found out
I'm sorry I know this wasn't the point of your ask at all but I've been carrying the weight of this disgust with me for so long
bc ilysm, i drew some stuff (im so normal abt Thawed like actually normal no no i am not insane at all ahah,,,)
(that time mc got burnt like a bicken nugget, aftermath of ch2)^^
(when shit went south, like, before ch3. that time mc began HATIN)^^
the way bro fumbled (aftermath of mc leaving)^^
i cannot count how many times I've read this godsent blessed fic u made. its running in my blood. injected into my dna. im the numero uno biggest Thawed fic dick rider ong. if Thawed never existed i would be DEAD. ur writing is just so HNNDBSJSJXHNSJDGCGJWJSNXHS yeah. it makes me wanna jump off a cliff in a good way. giving u the biggest smackiest juiciest slimiest kiss of the century for making this masterpiece dawg🩷🩷🩷
anywayssss how u beeeennnnn!!!! heard ur swarmed w school works (me too pookie) so i made this to (hopefully) make u feel better. just wanna check on my fav author<33 ALSO arlecchino😭😭😭🩷😭😭🩷🥰😭🥰🥰😭🩷 my pocketd boita be BUSTED bc wym her and lyney are on the same bannerrr💀(the leaks are KILLING ME) hopefully god strikes me down w goodluck when the time comes
here's an extra: lyney basically pestered his twin to teach him how to braid (i hc lynette to be doing the lil side braid in his hair for him) so that he can braid mc's hair and be close to her for a long period of time (he's taking his sweet sweet time)
im the most normal Thawed fan I swear on my left ballsack 😭🙏
HI AKAGI HIII thank you for checking up on me wahhh im not so swarmed w schoolwork anymore and ive been playing genshin (SEEING ARLECCHINO DRIP MARKETING MADE ME FALL TO MY KNEES) to save up for lyneys weapon but HEAVENS ABOVE chiori is too cunty for me to skip. JUST SEEING U IN MY INBOX ALREADY MADE ME FEEL BETTER 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ but then u took it one step further AND SHOWERED ME WITH MASTERPIECES
THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO FUMBLED i actually cant breath e THE BANDAGES ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ MY BABY HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO YOU!!! he looks so broken ohhmmygk my heart 😭 the readers rat tail hairstyle will always be so precious to me i feel sick to my stomach
LYNEY FEEDING READER IS SO CUTE AND SO REAAAALLL AAARRTGRGGHHGGGGGG pyro magician whos the eldest brother save me… save me pyro magician whos the eldest brother Hes so cute in your artstyle im going to consume him whole like kirby devouring a watermelon gif
I CANT BELIEVE EVEN WHEN I HAVENT UPDATED IN SO LONG U STILL THINK ABOUT THAWED.. (in a good way) i feel so honored so blessed Who did i save in my past life to deserve this…….
AND YES!! i agree that lynettes the one who does lyneys braids. IJBOLLL HIM TAKING IT SLOW IS SO FUNNY hes so whipped what the hell… stupid boy. THEYRE SO CUTTEEE WAAARRGRGGGGGGYTSTDTG LYNEYS BLUSH IM GPIGN TO THROW UP hes doing so well… hes trying his best 😭
i think tumblr ruined the sequence of the photos again BUT I PIECED IT TOGETHER RIGHT AWAY HAHAHAH stupid tumblr stop ruining akagis presentations wts
THANK U AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it seems like every time i spiral u show up in my inbox like a guardian angel
Dungeon of Sult: Ruby and the Giant.
After Ruby staggers away from the Nerdblin, she desperately attempts to salvage some of her pride and worth as a heroine. She was a huntress, a defender of people everywhere! When the Giant bars her path, she charges forward with a valiant cry!
This lasts roughly as long as it takes the Giant to contemptuously swing his hips and slap her full in the face with his cock. The heft of it, even only half hard, is enough to bring her to her knees. Her Aura should be protecting her, but instead she can feel every sadistic blow as the Giant repeatedly swings his fat cock into her face and splatters her with his precum.
His pheromones were already bad enough just like that, but when he finally shoves Ruby face first into his nuts she has to endure the raw force of his addictive scent without the slightest gasp of oxygen to dilute it.
In the end, Ruby is forced to confront the question of whether or not the pretty silver eyes that marked her out as having a special destiny would look even prettier with a face that was constantly smeared with ballsweat and giant cum.
(the person who submitted the other Sult Ruby asks has other ideas to progress the story, we can say this is a "What if" Bad end scenario since this is from someone different)
It finally dawned on Ruby just how utterly humiliated she had been in this adventure. Perhaps it's the lustful magic of the dungeon, the unending barrage of pleasure that's been attacking her, or Ruby is just a natural-born slut, but Ruby was tired of it all.
When Ruby saw the giant, along with its offending, massive cock. Being nearly twice her size despite being flaccid. It reminded her of everything wrong in this dungeon. Something snapped in her, and she charged the Giant, who actually hadn't done anything.
In response, the giant lazily span a little, the tip of his cock smacking Ruby straight in the face. The blow was weak, but the Giant was so big it was enough for Ruby to see stars, and a lot of pre-cum. Ruby was brought down, and forced to inhale his pre due to how smeared her face was. The pheromones hit her HARD, and the slutty girl couldn't help but lick her covered lips thirstily.
Ruby moaned at the taste and smell, but she quickly tried to snap back to reality, slapping her face to break out of it. The giant did something a little similar, gently slapping her face with his massive prick every time she tried to defy him. Ruby was a cum drunk mess from this incredible smell, her will very close to shatter.
"T-think t-this is enough to s-stop me?" Ruby asked the giant, stuttering as if she were wasted.
"This is." The giant said for the first time, before using his pinkie to shove Ruby's head into his massive balls. They were nearly three times the size of her head, and Ruby drowned in their musk.
"Mph! Mhpph! MMPPH!" But Ruby's muffled complaints quickly died down, being replaced by whorish moans and slurping noises.
"Mmh~ *slurp* Mhhhpppp...~" The young Rose smooched his balls lovingly, licking away in worship. Hearts in her silver eyes that were still masked by the giant ballsack.
Sensing her submission, the giant released Ruby's head from his crotch. The huntress pulled away only to take a quick breath before diving right back in. Now, completely addicted to giant balls and cocks. Ruby didn't speak, only kissing and licking, but her body language could only mean one thing. 'I am yours'.
The Giant had defeated Ruby's mind and spirit, the end of her journey drew near.
~ ~ ~
Despite the passing years, Ruby's body grew unchanged by time, a 'blessing' of the dungeon of Sult giving her absolute immortality. Ruby didn't need to eat or drink to survive either, but she always had her fill. Her owner made sure of it.
Most of her time was spent, sitting on the base of the wandering giant's monster cock. Hugging around its length and grinding her pussy against it, worshiping it at all times. Tending and polishing his balls only when he rested, and drinking his pre-cum and sperm as if it were nectar of the gods. Sometimes masturbating or putting on a little show when her master grew bored, and wanted something a little special.
This was Ruby's life now, a glorified penis decoration and cleaner for all eternity. And she loved every single second of it.
