#lil shithead

[ainm-dom-alex]

“I like you aunt kathy, you have gumption, but what you don’t have is unlimited control of space, matter, and time. Which means I give the orders around here.” He’s so bitchy I love him😭

[sunnshinneee]

just a lazy caturday with my best boy 🧡

[dabisqueen]

So, this fuckass spider sits to the ceiling above me while I lay on the couch below.

Not only does it have the audacity to slowly crawl towards me. Nope, it keeps falling and dangling on a tiny thread just to tease me, before crawling up again to stick its butt back at the ceiling.

Now it's looming right above my head trying yo decide if it should just drop itself on me or not.

Fuckr.

[weebplants]

[localrobosexual]

ref for my newest boy!! :’3c I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT EVEN MORE WITH EVERY PASSING DAY <3

more info can be found on his toyhouse page!

[jtownraindancer]

she thinks she's cute

[remnantsouls]

" Hello, I'd like to order a large pizza with none sauce and left beef.. boneless please"

[anxietyworns-a]

       @credfields​​  ,      “  do i smell bacon?  ”

         brooke    had    stolen    his    shirt...    it    was    the    first    thing    she'd    picked    up    off    the    floor    on    her    way    down    the    to    kitchen.    when    he    comes    down    the    stairs,    &    she    hears    his    voice    asking    about    bacon,    a    light    smile    stays    on    her    features.    ❝    yeah,    well,    i    woke    up,    &    i    thought    i'd    cook    us    something.    ❞    she    also    has    eggs    in    a    mixing    bowl    on    the    counter.    ❝    ...    good    morning.    ❞

morning after starters.