Here’s a List of 10 things. 8 Will Blow Your Mind.
They’re like apples, but worse.
Defined by being inside a door. Scientists are working on putting doors in orbit, so that the entire planet will be indoors.
They’re like Frankenstein apples. The structure inside is all man-made from parts of different plants and egg, stitched together and baked (electricity?) into life. Seems better at first, but then it goes on an angry rampage (diabetes).
Your picture is ill-defined! But a border around that, you slob! Else we could all fall back into the chaos of primordial muck. Are you pro-life or pro-chaos?
A wrought symbol. Sexual potency on one end, ignorance and destruction of the planet on the other. There must be a less controversial way to signal having a small penis.
Used to remind you that those cursive lessons in middle school didn’t stick. Why is this so hard? My hand is cramping. I’m going to go back to typing. Ok, boomer?
Oh, shit these actually work.
Chewing makes you seem cool. That’s why Brad Pitt is always chewing, even when there is nothing in his mouth. I like watermelon trident, because mint is too obvious.
Smells like corn flakes. Seriously, if you have a dog and haven’t smelled its paw, it smells like corn flakes. Who gave them permission?
Tiny little surfaces to put on the less replaceable surfaces so that they don’t get little rings of water damage. Considered a grave social faux paw to forget to use one. If no restitution, could be kicked out of the tribe and left to starve.
The thing about all of them, is that they’re things on this list. Really makes you think.