Tagged yet again by the wonderful @the-flaming-nightmare
♡♡♡♡A little Meeting: An Itty Bitty imps one-shot♡♡♡♡
“Thank you both for meeting us today, I know it's not our usual day, but we need to discuss something rather important.” Stolas explains.
He called Blitzø yesterday to meet him at Ozzies, he emphasized that Blitzø should be big for this, which of course made Blitzø's mind spiral into multiple different scenarios. . .
The four of them…together.
He had a dream about this once….
But he doubts that's what Ozzie and Stolas wanted with them.
Fizzarolli shrugs. “I mean, I live here so I was going to be here anyway.”
“We asked you both here so we can establish some rules for playdates.” Stolas says.
Fizz smiles. “Ohh, so it's your fault we're here.” Fizz says to Blitzø.
“Shut up.” Blitzø tells him.
“This isn't just for Blitzø. It's so that everyone can understand the rules…and caregivers can know how to manage stuff if the other caregiver is gone for whatever reason.” Stolas explains.
“Spoiled.” Blitzø snaps back.
“Purse dog!” Blitzø shouts.
“Asshole!” Fizz shouts back.
Blitzø flicks Fizz on the forehead.
“Okay, that's enough!” Stolas says. “This meeting is to help you two. This is not an excuse for you to act like children.”
“Funny, I recall you calling me a child multiple times.” Blitzø says.
“And here you are proving my point.” Stolas says, arms crossed.
Asmodeus picks up a chalkboard and sets it on the table in front of them. “Stolas and I have made this board so we can set some rules to follow while you're here. We want to go through them with you both to make sure we're all on the same page.” Asmodeus explains.
Fizz and Blitzø look at each other, then back at the caregivers.
“This is because I bit Ozzie, isn't it?” Blitzø asks.
“Well…” Asmodeus hesitates.
Stolas gives Ozzie a look.
“No, not at all.” Asmodeus lies. “Has nothing to do with that.” he laughs awkwardly.
Fizz and Blitzø give each other a look again.
“Right.” Blitzø rolls his eyes.
“Anyway! The rules!” Stolas says, summoning chalk for them to write on the chalkboard.
The top of the board had ‘House Rules’ written on it.
So they're a household now? Was that weird? Seems like it should be called a club or something…
“Alright, I will start.” Stolas says.
Stolas talks as he writes: “Rule Number one (#1), No fighting, arguing, or name calling of any kind. If you have a problem, talk it out.”
Stolas hands the chalk to Asmodeus so he can add to the list.
Ozzie takes it and writes it down, then reads outloud: “Rule two (# 2) No cursing, or any type of foul language or gestures.”
“Well, that's just bullshit.” Blitzø says. “The birds are prohibiting fowl language?” He jokes.
Stolas gave Blitzø a look to be sure he knew that the owl didn't find his comment funny.
“What? I'm not small! It's okay!” Blitzø says.
Asmodeus hands the chalk to Blitzø.
Blitzø gives him a confused look. “What do you expect me to do with this?"
Ozzie answers simply. “You both are part of this, too. You should have a say.”
Blitzø rolls his eyes. “Giving me a false sense of control? I don't need it, I'm fine.” He hands the chalk to Fizz.
“That's not what we're doing!” Asmodeus says.
“Sure seems like it to me. I'm not a kid, Oz. I don't need you to patronize me.” Blitzø says.
“Blitzø, we're not.” Stolas says. “We're doing this together because everyone needs to be involved for it to work.”
Blitzø doesn't respond or listen, what was the fucking point?
They don't honestly care about his opinion, they just want to keep him in line.
He looks over at Fizz and what he was writing…
Fizz was adorable when he did anything, and he proved that further by sticking his little tongue out while he was writing on the board.
“Be nice to yourself and others.” Fizz wrote.
“That's a great rule, Fizzarolli.” Stolas says.
Stolas continues writing: “Rule four, bedtime is Nine O'clock, nap time is Three O'clock.”
Ozzie: “Rule five, drink at least one bottle of water, and eat two meals every day.”
Fizz avoided everyone's gaze once that one was said out loud.
Fizz looked up at him, but didn't respond. He only grabs the chalk and writes: “No lying and always keep promises.” With a smile.
Stolas patted Fizz's head and praised him for helping. “You're doing great, Fizz.”
Blitzø sighs, it's like the fucking circus all over again.
He knows Fizz is perfect. Do we really have to keep reminding everyone?!
Stolas added: “Rule seven: Always listen to those who are taking care of you. Whether it's your caregiver or someone your caregiver put in charge, unless it goes against your boundaries.”
Ozzie: “Rule eight: No hitting, biting, or harming anyone or yourself in any way.”
Blitzø knows he's a screw up too.
Do they really have to keep reminding him?
Blitzø suddenly felt very overwhelmed, so he excused himself from the table.
He doesn't even know if they noticed something was wrong. It was all a blur to him.
He doesn't know what to do,he just knows he can't break down in front of them…so he locks himself in the bathroom and tries his damn hardest to just breathe!
Please calm down…it's not a big deal!
It didn't matter what Stolas said last time…
He was too much for them!
He wasn't good enough to sit there with Fizz and Asmodeus and Stolas!
They're so great! So perfect!
Please just stop thinking! You're so good at that most of the time!
‘You're a miserable failure. This is why no one likes you!’
‘Fizzarolli! We've sold out! You make me so proud, son.’
‘You think anyone would pay to watch you act? You're only good for one thing! Why do you think I keep sending you out with them?!’
Blitzø shakes his head. That's not true…that's not true!
‘I don't care if you want to or not, you're going with them, and you're going to do what they paid me to get you to.’
‘At least we know you're not completely worthless!’
Blitzø was suddenly on the floor, face covered in tears.
Shit…this was not how today was supposed to go!
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