Also, I can’t fucking believe these guys are still on last name basis when one of them has literally been balls deep inside the other one lmfaoooo
Yoooo ilia’s ilya’s face when Shane replies to his “worth the wait” by tenderly kissing him on the mouth and forehead
He’s like “oh shit Shane caught feelings 💀😟”
Yoooo I paused it after that so I could liveblog and my react was so valid
Literally right after, Ilya’s fuckin like I should go 💀
Yooo what kind of hockey podcast name is man in the crease lmao [<-having gorged myself on hollanov fanfic and heated rivalry metaposts since then, i think crease is somehow a hockey term, but it still sounds sexual AF to me lol]
Lmfao at Shane
This bitch just swiped up on his mom’s text lmao
Yo not them asking each other if their room has that smell and Shane being like yeah JJ thinks its black mold wdy what do you think and the other guys like yeah probably 💀
Omg the difference between the Montreal guys and the one American guy that I’ve seen so far is so different lmao
Its so interesting to see the difference between us from like an outside perspective ngl
Yo omfg Shane did you not learn anything from your American buddy saying that its dangerous for gay ppl in Russia 😭
Lol not Ilya’s dad being like “what is this American nonsense? What is clicking?” Lmfao
Also, poor Ilya 😢
Yooo I thought maybe Ilya’s dad was starting to have memory problems 😔 [<- this part really resonated with me because I have had great-grandparents and, more recently, grandparents who had dementia/Alzheimer’s and it’s really hard to see them go downhill like that 😭]
He just asked Ilya if his mom tied the bow 😭
But Ilya’s mom is dead
And then correcting himself to your stepmother
Yooo Ilya fucks with the minister’s daughter???
Holy shit dude, talk about putting your dick in dangerous places lmfaooooo
Ah I see, they were childhood friends
The trope checks out lol
Oh fuckkkkkk
She just led him off to some bloke snorting crack off of a fancy dresser [<- idk why I used the word bloke here, I’m not British 😂]
My moneys on Sasha being the coach’s son that Ilya fucked lmao
Ok I was right lol
Also why does Sasha give bratty bottom vibes lmfaoooooo
Is Ilya gonna crack 👀
Yo I love recognizing the (few, very very few) russian words that I know lol
Like da and nyet lol [<- fun fact, I also know kotyenok, which I learned from reading Bucky Barnes fanfiction 🤭]
Yo Sasha has mad cocaine noise nose 😭
Hes fucking sniffling nonstop 💀
I wonder if this is why Ilya smokes
…like, he gave up crack for cigarettes
Yo Ilya’s such a fucking assshole lmao
Not his bitchy af “ok”
Yo not the “Shane hates him the most” lmfao
I love Shane’s little smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. It’s like, he’s happy for roz bc he knows the guy deserves a win. He might be sad they didn’t make it, but he’s glad it was roz who got a win. He likes seeing the guy happy
They’re so funny as hosts lmfao
Damn go off Shane 👏
Dude poor Shane with his fucking anxiety and panic attacks(?) and stuff 🥺
Feel bad for the guy, even tho he’s not real lol
“I want you to suck my dick” is absolutely wild lmao
Like, does Ilya mean literally or does he mean figuratively like an insult
Bc I think Shane took it as an insult 😭
Yooo I’ve thought it before and ill say it here: Ilya has such Dom energy omfg
Like, the manhandling of Shanes face omg
Omg with the hand and gripping his jaw omg
Yooo Ilya you tease lmfao
Also that’s funny as fuck that Ilya reads the New Yorker just to get better English lol
Ope nvm that bitch was joking 😂
Also damn shots fired Ilya just said Shane inherited being boring from his father lol
Shane is so silly goofy for taking the time to fold his clothes after he takes them off … IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX lmaooooo
Lol this dude scared of windows
Ngl, me too man
I would not be naked next to those without blinds and or curtains drawn lol
bro lets go!!! I've managed to avoid most spoilers but have a couple sadly (I know byler isn't canon yet sadly...) but we should be pretty set. lets do this shit. **edit: I watched this on Dec 26 and forgot to post so yall are getting it late lol. But today’s the day!!! The last episode! im so excited!!! And so so sad.**
hahah I' so READY. ugh willllll my babyyyy
ugh should have been mike the first up to him --
THATS SO GAY OH MY GOD MIKE i literally had to pause the show to laugh omg oh baby..yall are so gay oh my god
oh robin....(okay wills monologue here is kinda....not good....(writing wise)) oh poor kiddos.
not henry also using a wrinkle in time to describe things **edit: did Holly or Henry come up with the Mr whatsit thing? Unsure…**
oh shit. 'you have dormant powers' shit shit he knew will had powers then? did he mean to unlock them when he saw them? is this whole thing purposeful? ughhh nooo.
'no one left this room' 'so they vanished like Houdini?' girl Kali literally has perception powers you guys are idiots. there Kay goes.
aw Jane looks so worried.
'thats not to bad.' lmaooo will. byler shared look (to long to be platonic...)
ah the church!! (I wish churchgate was real) yeah el call hop out on lying to you and gaslighting.
aw dustin and steve. come on man just work it out.
I do love the alice and wonderland parallels. it makes me happy (:
Derek? yuppppp. 'miss robin' thats great
awww its the '3 to be exact' scene. SO GAY 'drive him around like a human antenna' I'M dead. god i love robin so much.
SCIENCE TEACHER? we are bringing him back?!
awww is that a call back to season 3? 'faster, bolder, better' the coke scene? I love the Sinclair sibling dynamic its great.
PLEASE dustin and steve work out your fucking SHIT. oo the rainbow room.
yeah yell at him nance. 'oh and thats what you've been?' muahaha get him nancyyy (I don't like Jonathan much lmao I can get into that at another point but the writers really failed on his character).
oop weird goopy shit. huh. Is it sicky? I wanna know what is feels like. or is it just like hardened melted shit. (This is the adhd (and possible Tism) in me).
oh no they killed mohawk guy. oh kali babe...
more robin and will!!!! yayayayay (PLEASE I need mike to think they are dating and freak out). 'the obvious. steve.' thats hilarious.
'nancy is a friend. SHES a FRIEND." uhhh BLYER PARALLEL? **I think they are just friends and I hope byler isn’t so not a great one but stilll they have still dated in the past**
OH STEVE YOU BITCH. steve stop. get him dustin. get himmm. oh baby. dustin love...my heart ow. oo whats this...files on the numbers? what da fuckity.
'theres no spores' theres also no vines. OH a body...shit. (I do feel the need to let you know I saw half of these things out loud including this one.)
GET HIM KALI (see this post-but we call Kali by her chosen/birth name, BUT NOT JANE? WHY? its stupid...) whats behind you girl....the answer. to waht. NO wait no what abother? They make more? da fuk. ick. ew. aw....poor girly. GIRL YOU CAN HIDE YOURSELF. OH SHIT THERES MORE. theres a lot more fuck. yeah dr k is the new brenner.
YES THANK YOU KALI FOR CALLING HER JANE. (I will DIE on this hill cause we shouldn't be calling her fucking eleven).
Ah fuk no why have map bruh. 'your mom' good job derek. .... oh shit... bodies…I forgot this wasn't just a fun show. That’s intense. dear lord...
aw holly...ptsd I'm sorry love. this isn't episode 6, so I don't think they will actually escape? theres 17 minutes left so there has to be something to stop them.
yeah will get him
yeah thats it! except the portal that max has used is because of music. oh! henry/001 scene. well I knew escape couldn't happe this episode lol. ah vecna!
oh no...(in the sound of lucy darling) don't kill max (I know she doesn't die). GET HIM WILL HAHAHAHA oh! the run scene!
oh this is when will passes out! MIKE AND JOYCE SCENE!
oh mind flayer? what the hecl ah particle
THATS GAY 'will come back to us' in the softest voice you have literally ever heard, while joyce and lucas are yelling at him. . god that people can't see how gay mike is is literally crazy
okay nance and jonathan where are you. thats the top of the roof. force feild? oh shit. big bubble. oh shit theres notes about this. WHAT IS IT? is it the wormhole thing that teach was talking about earlier in the season. dustin is STRESSED
WHAT IS IT
is this big red explosion that we see in trailers? or maybe big blue wave
NEXT EPISODE!!!
yup big red ball. oops. WORMHOLE! oh- big red explison is the same thing as big blue wave. I don't know why I haven't connected that lmao.
I absolutely love that they brought the teacher back. We have missed him. (also they should really let him into everything he deserves to know).
goop is going goopy again. also how did both land so perfectly? girl...
Like?! (I had to find screenshots for yall) you were just thrown by a fucking ball of energy a decent ways and this is how yall landed? Both on your backs and with your hands perfectly on your side? Bro huh 😭😂 they look like mannequins.
oh shit...da heck.
YEAH JANE she's so cool.
?! between two points of time? TIME TRAVEL OMG AHHHHH (I hope omg I love time travel... (I’m a Dr who nerd if you didn’t know lol))
HOLY SHIT. this is so cool.
TO THE CAVES TO THE CAVES AHHHHH RUN BITCH oh shit....hahah your legs is lil brokenn Henry. Oops.
don't do that max omg don;t call him a coward he will only want to prove you wrong. I mean be a badass but gurl protect yourself.
ugh what.
AHH is nov 6 fuck. okay they should have tried to do it so this releases on november 6. (Also I don’t feel like the whole big transitions black screen * November 6 * was necessary? Idk feels weird cause they literally have never done that. Like just show the sunrise? we’ve been following along with the dates because you eve already pointed it out and yall mention it later too idk feels weird).
yeah robinnnn. figure it out. 'il stay with will' I know what you are mike wheeler.
oh no baby....NO he's stuck. in his literal worst memory fuck. oh babes. EW vecnas so gross.
the tunnels? huh? okay he hasn't even really used the tunnels. bro he knows they aer yours. EW WHAT IS THAT A FUCKING HEART?
ugh I hate this. Willlll nooooo. oh baby....EW ow. oh I'm gonna cry no. will doesn't need more trauma come on.
muhaha she thinks is Jane lol. 'your starting to remind me of your brother' LOL
this cave is where he got taken to whatever and got his powers. yeah thats right I've seen the play (a pirated version lmao and I remember like half)
'he can't steal his own mind' but the mind flayer can. 'you are your brother’ lol
ooooo joyce/mike. ugh nope not even one moment of it fuck.
DONT KISS PLEASE CONFIRM THAT THEY BROKE UP. okay no kiss whichc is good.
what is happening...when did they get back into a room of some sort the heck. did they fall through a floor or some shit. oh yeah they did
UES YES YES YES CORRECT HIS ASS CALL HER JANE i'm so happy
what does hop know? oop lights
DON"T KISS ( I will be saying this each time Jane and Mike are on screen together lol.
oh no rovicki and lumax in the hospital. fuck
is jonathan gonna die...(I don't hate him that much but I wouldn't mind it)
okay that scene between Jane and Mike is coming up I'm nervous lmao. okay here we go. DON'T KISS. this is so platonic. FRIENDS DON'T LIE? YALL ARE FRIENDS? HAHAHAHA JUST FRIENDS PLEASE. 'im not a monster. I know that now.' ah Janes girly... ugh don't kiss. bahaha THAT WAS SO PLATONIC YES also 'we write the ending. me you lucas will dustin.' bahaha GAY and FRIENDSHIP WITH JANE. okay a lot of my byler heart has been resorted with that scene hell yeah.
oh rovicki. oh no I've seen this. Demos are coming....PLEASE don't kill the gays.
oh dustin baby. i can't omg. He deserves this break down. ugh 😭
okay i think this is the scene that has made people cry. ah wait their cute. shared trauma murray call back!!! ahhhhh one last confression ahhh awwwww owwww. what da fuck. aw it harded cause they said they love each other. the power of love. ***edit: aparently this was a fucking breakup? I 100% thought that they were still together and like the ‘will you not marry me’ was a like ‘hey we are gonna die but I still wanna propose’ I need to rewatch it but idk weird…
kali is pissing me off just a lil but I get why shes like this lol (I love her og episode honestly but in this one like girl…)
shall we see baby henry here? not baby henry...oh it is baby henry lol. AH he shot him. run boy OH IS THAT YOUR TRUAMA do you kill him? ah omg. omg omg omg what inthe package oh wiat I know this fro the play fuck. thats how he got to the dimension x right? (If you couldn’t tell I didn’t pay to much attention to the play lol)
ah will baby.
oh shit heres the demo! fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dont kill THE GAY PLEASE
ugh I love robin. whats karen gonna do. get em girl you are amazing. THERES A BUTTON TO CLOSE THE DOORS CLICK THAT ONE LUCAS GODDAMN
HOLY SHIT LUCAS HELL YEA Kick that demo
AH I'm going crazy. hahhaha smart who ever did that hell yeah.....KAREN FUCK YEAH I forgot about her....
RUN OMG RUN GIRL WHAT
music isn't the onlt way back? girl what you have no proof of that. every time you have the portal there is the fucking music what.
girl I wouldn't jump in there if that what my portal was showing. (Hollys)
'I didn't' girl huh? **edit; no idea what this is in reference to lmao**
omg run you mother fuckers fuck.
ah! bro I mean we know they escape
NEXT! (and last for today D: )
aw lucas....I'm crying. not his nod that he's bored of the song I'm dead. omg stop. did the laundry I'm dead lol.
where the heck is holly. BRO RUN HIDE
aw dustin nancy hug thats adorable.
ohhhh hollys in demension x. that makes sense. all the dots are connecting. hehehe.
Shawn levely episode. probably the most centric byler episode?! I just realized FUCKKKKK yayayayayay.
AHHJH blyer please mike come in. you boy is struggling. FUCK its joyce.
I love Karen being so confused. God mike in this season is amazing (I have gone back and forth on this a lot but I love this boy so I will stand by this statement).
yay teach is getting let into this whole thing.
uh wheres holly. what are you talking about. is she okay. fuck fuck what. where is she fuck. no wait he got her back? how what the hell.
aw will and max they friendship is adorable.
'what a pussy' I love erica lol.
'back to the light' ahhh thats so scary cult mind fuckery no thanks ew.
I still have like 30 minutes and they have a plan. it makes me nervoussss cause I know theres gonna be a big cliff hanger at the end.
OH NAH THESE KIDS ARE CREEPYYYY. Damn hollys actress is amazing. DAMN HOLLY GO, what the fuck these kids are doing crazy. damn.
why is will framed in the center of the circle of the wormhole. framing like this matters WHY IS WILL FRAMED TO BE IN THE CIRCLE
also seriously will and max friendship is amazing
there it is again, WHY IS IT FRAMED LIKE THAT FUCK
Like???? BRO and the x over the heart?
STOP WHAT
robin and mike fuck just connect over being GAY BITCHES
give Steve a bat! or a chainsaw lol. okay or a stabby stab. **edit: have since learned this was eddies im dead no 😭** yes the apology we've been waiting for. but what is with this music. it feels ominous. awww their besties. cute. aw theres you die I die. cuteee I can't
I saw someone point out the question of how the fuck do they just have free rain of this tower to watch the military base. And- I’m confused too
....mike mentioned (Kali and Jane convo) but still no mention of it being platonic or not. KALI WHAT THE FUCK but I mean we have theorized this. that Jane will die. But bro.
ugh I know will comes out in this episode I'm going crazy WHEN I think soon but whatever.
I want wills jacket. She kinda cute
'focusing on happy memories' literally memories of mike lmao. what did he show you babes...oh no what is this about. oh is about to come out to his mom. aw baby. He's making it sounds so scary. MIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I love you but bro.
WAIT WHAT
wait what is he literally about to come out to everyone. Like EVERYONE? I'm dead no one would do this. Especially in the 80s what the fuck. I have an add so I'm just talking while waiting but we will see how this goes oh we're back.
oh he's so anxious baby. Its literally everyone. girl what. why. tell your mom and your best friends first. this is so lower priority. I'm sorry that’s is so stupid. **edit: his coming out scene was amazing and not stupid, the amount of people there and that he didn’t tell his mom or literal best friends first just annoyed me a bit.**
oh I love will so much. I'm gonna cry. oh baby.
mike is that a face of 'holy fuck holy fuck. HOLY FUCK'
'on someone' *looks at mike* GAY
HE IS LIKE YOU. BITCH NO HES NOT YOUR TAMMY FUCK WAIT BITCH NO
if we've been fucking queerbaited I'm gonna fucking punch the duffers. okay mike has a look I can't read it but he has a look.
ugh noahs acting I can't omg. oh its the group hug scene!!! cuteee.
okay why focus on mike at the end there? Ahhh 💙💛 or at all specifically during this scene?!?!
muahaha murray thats great. yeahhh nance! Okay still saying mike and jane aren't together.
ugh 6 minutes left FUCK
aw holly....
oh no, scary what no no no black screen FUCK NOT EVEN 6 MINUTES LIKE 6 SECONDS FUCK
I'm dead I'm dead fuck fuck fuck
please byler please. that tammy comment made me so nervous.
**OKAY couple days later (like 4/5 days?) and ugh I am so back and forth on this volume. Cutgate came out a couple days ago and I’m so frustrated if that’s true. Especially if it’s cutting scenes about will talking about his trauma like the thing said. Ugh. But byler wise?! I’ve been back and forth a lot. I don’t have doubt most of the time. It would make sense it would be a big twist for the last episodes. And honestly that’s what I thought originally but then the whole episode 7 theories and shit got me hooked. But mikes look?!?!?! At will coming out?! Ugh that boy is gay and has just realized the boy he loves actually loves him back.
Idk I’m anxiously waiting for New Year’s Day when I have the opportunity to actually watch the new episode. And I will adamantly be avoiding all socials until I can watch. Anywho…please let byler be real*
