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Working on the outline for later chapter in one of my fics and this bullet point makes me laugh
The Nogitsune turns into a firefly and Peter traps it in a jar, shaking it for good measure
Because, in my head, I see Peter with the jar like:
♡ Incorrect Scott x Kip Quotes ♡
The "Science" of No Sex During Playoffs
Kip: Scott is so dedicated to all these playoff rules. It's seriously kind of hot.
Elena: Are you trying to convince yourself or me?
[Door opens]
Scott: (from the doorway) Hey, baby, I bought your favorite dumplings.
Kip: Hey, sweetheart. (To Elena, under his breath) Don't. Start.
Elena: Scott Hunter! The man I was looking forward to talking to. Tell me again about this "science" of yours.
Scott: (Laughing) You told her about that? (He kisses Kip.)
Elena: I pulled it out of him.
Kip: Elena, shut up.
Scott: You know, I might be superstitious, but nothing says I can't take care of my man's needs.
Kip: That's sweet, baby. We just can't... together.
Scott: (Leaning in, voice dropping) Tonight, I'll make you forget all about it.
[Elena clears her throat, pointedly]
Elena: The MLH playoffs can last up to 60 days, you know.
Kip: I'M FUCKING AWARE, ELENA!
I wonder if David Hollander, canonically an avid reader of the New Yorker, remembers this cartoon after he finds out about Shane and Ilya. Apparently it’s from 2001, so long before either of them were playing professionally.
Maybe once his son and Ilya are officially out, David writes a letter to the editor reminding the New Yorker of this old cartoon, and suggesting they run it again. It has become relevant once more, was prescient at the time!
And of course the editor re-runs the cartoon and prints David’s letter beneath it. After verifying it’s really and truly from that David Hollander of Ottawa, Canada and not a prank letter. And David is now famous among his fellow New Yorker subscribers!
He seems like the kind of guy to be more excited by that fame than Hockey Dad fame. Besides, he’s had Hockey Dad fame for a long time. Becoming a celebrity among his fellow New Yorker devotees would be a novel experience.
Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"
Let the endless compliment cycle begin.
This is so cute, I’m totally gonna start doing this 🫶
at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"
which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress
just wanted to thank fandom, and in particular everybody who has ever let me a long heartfelt comment on my fic, because experiencing that as a creator of things has made me realize i myself am going through life as a coward. not only has your commenting materially changed me & encouraged me to write, but it has also made me change how i engage with all kinds of art because i cannot un-learn how powerful those kinds of comments can be.
i went to a show on the weekend and loved a band - big enough to tour nationally, small enough to be the opener at a $20 bar show. we chatted and i bought merch and it was perfectly lovely but i’d listened to their album since getting tickets and have come to love it in a much more specific and personal way than “awesome set, you guys were great”
in the past i would not have done anything with these feelings, and if i shared them with anyone it would have been my friends - certainly not the band. but instead i wrote them a long and earnest message the next day. embarrassing! horrible! but knowing what it has meant to me to receive such a message made me push through it and hit send even while wanting to pitch myself into a pit of personal mortification.
but what do you know, lo and behold, shocking no one except the cop and coward in my head, the lead singer replied thanking me, and talked more about their plans and music, in an even longer wall of text.
it’s things like this that keep me going as an artist, he said. thank you again, my heart is so full
anyways, so is mine, thinking of all the people who have told me exactly how something i shared made them feel, and made me confront how pointless and miserly it is to sit on my feelings and gratitude just because i am shy of showing them; what a sad dead end for the transformative touch of creation, when it could be reflected right back into the heart of the person who reached out into your guts in the first place.
here’s to those who keep it all going, and in doing so, spread it to the rest of us, rolling outward and outward, filling up hearts.
week 11 challenge:
comment on a fic by copying at least two quotes from it and explaining why you like them
yay i just did this! on multiple fics too 🤭
One of them was a heated rivalry fic that I commented on every chapter of and the author totally loved my comments! The other one was a Star Wars fic that I’m still reading and can’t wait to finish!
Why was Bo Katan like “Oh he’s part of one of THOSE weird, cult-like Mandalorian offshoot groups” excuse me Ms. Death Watch I don’t think you have room to talk.
Do you have any thoughts on Jango’s dad, aka Manda’lor the Nerd, Jaster Mereel?
honestly it never even occurred to me that jango had a dad but omg the real question shouldn't be what I think of him...
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i reblogged this from a boba fett/din djarin fic blog but it’s so heated rivalry-coded omg
OUR FIRST BADAWANS, OH MY GOD
i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
these two memes have equal and opposite energies
ok but how could you forget this one
god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.
Guys, I love the cottage, don’t get me wrong, but has anyone figured out how to uh, leave? I keep trying the front door but uh I only get as far as my car before I’m right back at the fire pit haha, um. Again, this is so fun, and the last like 60 days have been great, but uh, I’ve got a family? And I’d COME BACK for sure, for sure, it’s so lovely here… the ginger ale is cold and the cheeks are clapping… but I don’t know… I’ve got a job… i feel like I used to have other hobbies? I can’t remember them now but I sure imagine something must’ve filled the time before this… was that a loon??? Anyway if anyone figures it out lmk!!
this post gives Hotel California so hard 🤭
Idk how interested ppl will be in this, but I did a live reaction notes while I watched Heated Rivalry a few days ago.
Some of it is pretty funny. I learned that I overuse the words ‘yo’, ‘bitch’, and ‘lol’ when I write 😂
I’m probably gonna have to split my notes up by episode, so I’ll be linking each post to this one 😁
I edited them a little with strikethrough and red highlighting to correct some of my spelling and added some notes for clarity in [ blue and brackets ]. I think the first part starts off somewhere in episode 2, because I didn’t get the idea to write down my reactions before then. 😅
Part 1
Part 2 (episode 3)
Part 3 (episode 4)
Part 4 (episode 5)
Part 5 (episode 6)
i’m gonna post the rest of them tomorrow, it’s already kinda late and i need sleep 😂
Heated Rivalry Live React Part 2 (episode 3)
01/09 1:54 am
Lmfaoooo idk who Kip’s bestie is but omfg the way she was like “gurrrrrrl” after Scott left is awesome lol [<- I have since learned that her name is Maria, but I could’ve sworn it was Elena]
She’s like holy shit dude he was totally hitting on you
And then when the jock bro comes in and is like yo was that Scott hunter the hockey player
She’s like holy shit bro a hockey player was hitting on you
Yooo kips guy friend is funny af
He’s like bitch then make him guy gay Jesus Christ
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Yo it is actually so sus for Scott to be explaining the diff between seriel serial and spree killer lol
Love kit’s response ‘how do u know that’ lol
Yo this bitch is like my mom, he reads a lot of murder books lol
Lmfao kip I agree they do look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
How hot omfg, Scott just nodded at kip
Yo Ilya be reminding me of the robot chicken palpation Palpatine escalator video lol [<- it’s a really funny video, totally worth checking out if you’re even remotely into Star Wars. Or even just the robot chicken videos in general, it’s all on YouTube]
Also Ilya is such an asshole lol
Ilya’s response to Scott’s go fuck yourself is funny AF, “ah its more fine fun if ur there”
Oh shit Scott just told Shane that he’s starting to sound like Ilya lmfoa lmfao
Lmfao I love how the rest of Shane and hunter’s teams took them fighting as an excuse for them all to start fighting lol
Noooooo kip dead skull 💀
Yo not this chick saying “aw New York used to have professional waiters and now its all models who can’t carry a tray” 😂
And then she’s like “oh bunny”
Like bitch who are you calling bunny 👀
Yo kip’s buddy Shawn or wtv is so awesome ong
Omfg scott winked at him, how hot lol
Lmao Scott said that woman is horrible
Awww baby has a date 🥰
Yo what a fucking creepy alleyway
Shit looks like it belongs in hells kitchen w/Matthew Murdock 💀
Yo baby is being invited back to Scott’s place
Damn that’s a sexy millennial apt apartment if I’ve ever seen one lol
Damn not baby taking in the view and Scott already fucking taking his shirt off lmfao
Omg pulling him up by the shirt is so fuckin hot
Also, how did I know kip gave babygirl vibes lmao
I def knew Scott would top lol
Awww omg Scott is so sweet
Hes like wow u are so beautiful and kips like aww thx ☺️
Aww that’s so fuckin sweet, Scotts like baby stay over, u don’t gotta dick and dash lol
Yo Ilya needs to be taking notes on this man’s bedside manner ong
Lmao that’s such a 30s person thing to compliment your hookups fridge organization 😂
Note to self, Scott hunter is turned on by homebody housewife himbos that make him smoothies in the morning 😂
Omg scotty don’t cry 😭
Also damn this bitch so thirsty for kip he’s gonna come out ahead of schedule for him lol
I wasn’t too far off with my housewife guess lol, I think he already wants kip to move in 😂
Holy shit he he’s giving tortured Flynn Ryder and it has me wanting to say don’t cry daddy 💀
I love how kip is having this internal battle of like ‘fuck, this hot AF rich guy wants me to move in with him and basically be his sugar baby but we barely met, should I do it?’
And he’s like fuck yeah
Yo they got domestic so fast lmfao
Yeah this man is turned on by domesticity, I definitely called it lol
Why is this bitch saying he don’t have a boyfriend 🤨
Is he just defending himself from his friends ragging on him? Bc he's definitely getting railed on the daily lol
Ahhh I see, I think he’s covering for Scott
But lol he def gonna get railed cuz he made Scott leftovers 😂
Lol Scott’s disguised like he’s got hydra after him
As in, he’s just got a hoodie, jacket, and the baseball cap and sunglasses 💀
Aww poor scotty 😭
I think he’s having a panic attack 😔
That is so adorable. Kip’s definitely gonna get railed for the sock gift lol
Oh shit nvm, scott’s gonna be the one getting railed this time lol
Bro that’s crazy baby just said his dad probably thinks he’s fucking some married guy 💀
Yo this bitch ain’t even calling him?? Why did his dad answer with heyyy ur not dead
Ohmigod Scott, ur gonna make baby cry with ur ‘for my man’ note
Yo that’s not cool old man, bringing up dead parents like that
Elena is literally such a queen [<-yeah see I knew her name is Elena, where tf did that article I read get the name Maria from 💀]
Also kudos to Scott for being like wait he’s miserable how do I fix it
Yoski [<- I don’t even know what I meant to write there??] that is a crazy way to tell someone that u love them lol
Omg bro in a few years is wild 💀
Omg Scott, literally, fuck you. You made baby cry, this is an unforgivable crime that is punishable by death
Holy shit he’s 26?? This must be like some Friends shit, where ross was a doctor at presumably abt 26 lol
