Okok so the other day they were having a playing check in the band room and nobody could go in so all the band and orchestra students sat outside during lunch,
I'll get to the point soon trust
Ok so it was really cold, even tho it was sunny. And then my saxophonist/clarinetist/percussionist/flute-player friend (10/10 friend fr) laid down and the ground was WARM! we marched around her and chanted a song the jazz students were learning for a bit but then one by one we got really cold and laid down. It was very nice the pavement stayed warm even tho the wind was cold
So that got me thinking
Since Henry is like, totally not a lizard,
Does he ever lay down on the sun-warmed pavement when its cold BE HONEST
You probably have NO idea who this annon is (/sarcasm) but tag me if ya think its me (otherwise i wont get a notif and never know the answer :(
@glassanomaly
Not on the pavement itself, but he can be spotted outdoors napping on those wide concrete barriers (?) that you usually meet at the stairs or some elevated structures. Unfortunately I can't find the word, so here's the thing
ISWM Mini-fic: "That... That's not me, Captain. That's a freaking lizard!"
Part 1: you're here || Part 2: fly over here
I said in a post that I would write something about a Reptile Mack. Like, Lizard Mack. At first I thought of Lizard Mack being like an alien reptilian but then something came across my mind. Hear me out, what if Mack was a lizard. Just a lizard.
I will repeat. Just. A. Lizard. Not even a human person. Small lad. 🤲
So imagine a universe where Mack was just a tiny-ass lizard and everyone somehow rolled with it. This part is a mini-fic, second part descends into crackhead chaos. I might even include a third part that's just. Headcanon. But it depends on the popularity of this.
Warnings: Mild cussing. Otherwise, nothing~
Enjoy! Reblogs are appreciated... let me know what you think. :>
As the Captain of the Invincible, it was their job to keep the colonists and their crew safe. They'd check with all the leaders and crewmates everyday. But one morning the Captain noted Mack's absence.
How odd. That man is usually the most punctual of the crew. Despite being an ass sometimes and almost demanding control over the Invincible, Mack actually helped the Captain around the ship with maintenance and engine checks. He's a good guy.
The Captain asked around the ship, hoping to get some leads on where the little shit went. No luck. No one's seen him at all this morning... Weird.
Checking Mack's room, the Captain noted the silence and saw no signs of anyone there. Or so they thought when they heard a noise. It sounded like a miniature chainsaw then... a deflated chew toy squeaker??? (vid reference)
Looking for the source of the noise, the Captain loomed over Mack's desk to find...a lizard?? (pic reference) Since when did Mack keep lizards? Especially when they were in space?? And never told them about it??? Sure Mack seemed like the kind of guy who would vibe with reptiles, but still?
(A/N: You can headcanon that the captain knows this is a tokay gecko, but go wild lmao)
The Captain gently scooped up the lizard, which to their surprise didn't try to run away or bite their gloved hands. Heh, like that would hurt anyway. It kinda just... sat there. Staring at the Captain with mustard-colored eyes. Maybe it was entranced by the Captain's beauty. /hj
Examining the gecko, the blue-green and orange color scheme oddly resembled Mack's general outfit. Orange dots to Mack's orange beret. Blue-green body to... the blue patch on Mack's sleeve? Eh, seems to check out. Why would we have a lizard on board? I mean, it kinda reminds me of him... this could be him, but that's crazy... right?
Looking around the room again, there wasn't a tank or cage in sight, so it definitely raised wild questions in the Captain's head. Is this... actually Mack? Surely not, that's impossible... but this is a weird universe we're in. Wormholes exist. I died at least 20 times. It's entirely possible.
The Captain just... shrugged off the questions and went back to the control room cupping the gecko in their hands.
Well, I guess you'll be Mack's replacement until we figure out where he went.
