#lmaaaaooo

[the-unsung-lament]

Does he have to figure out how Earth fights diving warriors?! Even though that's not exactly an Earth thing?

[swelloctober31]

I have a special ability called "never gets any stars in mario party when playing against only cpu's"

[deadn30n-arch]

grabs hs!yone's waist and squints her eyes with her brows furrowed. she is clearly measuring something.

❝  just as i thought,  ❞ hs!alune finally says. ❝  slutty.  ❞ @seeksmoon

         HE  IS  NOT  UNACCUSTOMED  TO  THE STRANGENESS  THAT  SPROUTS  FROM  HIS  COMPANIONS.   but  to  have  it  spring  up  from Alune  of  all  people  still  catches  him  almost completely  off  guard  in  a  way  he  can't  quite  find  the words  for.  she  is  by  no  means  an innocent  party  amongst  a  sea  of problems,  but  she's  certainly  not  known  for  demonstrating  the odd  and  unexpected  unlike some  people  currently  coexisting  in  this  mansion  with  him.

         nevertheless,  he  quite  nearly drops  his  coffee  as  he  feels  hands  mold  around  his  waist.  the  phone  in  his  hand does  clatter  onto  the  marble  counter  with  some  margin  of  surprise,  given  that  up  until  this  point,  Yone  assumed  he  was alone  in  here.  he  opens  his  mouth  to  say  something  to  her,  presumably  a  question  of  sorts,  but  what  comes next  out  of  her  is  enough  to  shut  him  up  completely,  leaving  him utterly  dumbfounded.

         she  called  his  waist slutty.

         he  can  only  assume  internet  culture  has  some  kind  of bearing  on  this  revelation.

         for  a  few  seconds,  she's  succeeded  in silencing  him.  where  objection  would  typically  rise  rang  only  an awkward  silence.  he  stares  at  her  wide  eyed  like  an  owl  having  a  flashlight  shined  in  it's  face,  and  he  truly  looks beyond  comprehensible  thought.  after  a  few  more  seconds  have  passed,  he finally  manages  to somehow  scrape  together  some  semblance  of  subterfuge,  and  pushes  an  assortment  of  words  out  from  between  his  teeth.     ❝    alune... what  are  you  doing?     ❞    he  exhales  at  the  end  of  it;  eyes  narrow,  and  a  hand  reaches  out  to  cover  one  of  her  own.     ❝    i  don't  know what  you've  been  looking  at  on  the  internet,  but  please  don't demonstrate  it  on  me.  what  the  hell  is  a slutty  waist  anyway?     ❞

[kiss-this]

[saintlevrant]

I asked y'all before I did it.

So, suffer with me.

LEV W/ A MIXED/BIRACIAL KID!

(Ft. Yaku's kid)

[kiefbowl]

people on here write whole ass posts in anime villain rhetoric and think they really are flexing on you and winning the argument you’re not having with them

[a92vm]

Mad's comment though LMAAAAOOO

[sir-adamus]

No weiss got ship teases with Bruce and cyborg hence the word choices for both interactions. Diana is a friend thing they literally had Diana say that. Diana clearly doesn’t understand this culture, which is explained here. And why weiss was confused by her actions because normally you don’t kiss a friends hand. which Diana doesn’t know because of her upbringing same with weiss.

u mad bro?