#lmaof

[tinesleftnipple]

[creedslove]

today i had to walk around work pretending i was slightly upset over a real reason because i couldn't tell people i just binged read a joel miller fic right before bed in which he broke my heart and dated tess instead of me and that hurt my feelings in rl

[thequibblah]

ooh what about lmaof 👀👀 loved the snippet and i'm curious

i don't want to say too much about the plot because i'm still working a few bits out and it, shall we say, depends heavily on the element of surprise but

this is fake dating former uni rivals bi!lily and bi!james on vacation and i just found another snippet i forgot i wrote LOL shoutout to 10 things i hate about you for the inspo:

"What did I have an effect on?" James asked, with what sounded like honest curiosity. Lily scowled nevertheless, suspicious of that earnestness. "Other than my gag reflex?" Sirius looked suddenly thoughtful. Guessing exactly what was on his mind, Lily slid the coaster out from under her glass and chucked the damp cardboard at him. "You fucker," she said, teeth gritted, "don't you fucking dare." Sirius put his hands up in surrender, but his Cheshire grin was utterly unrepentant. "Sorry. I'll leave you and the lad and the gag reflex alone, yes? To get reacquainted?" "He wishes." Lily turned the glare upon James, who, in his defence, looked like he wanted to melt into the floor and also die. "You wish, Potter." "I really don't," he said weakly, taking a long swig of his drink.

[emosandguy]

delete your account, leave all your mutuals behind, forget about all your post and its nonsense and start over again in a new account, with a new url, in a new fandom 

[sentimental-darkness]

Varian Scarecrow now, Welcome to Gotham

I miss him already :(

[makeuphall]

Blake Lively’s savage revenge on Ryan Reynolds is probably the best birthday message on twitter ever.

[vyragosa]

[levanpolka]

Nutella is like u CRAVE it and then u eat one spoon and ur like. alright thats enough