#lmaoooo.

[zhenya-grey]

If trans men are the exact same as cis men and aren't that oppressed, then trans women are the exact same as cis women and we aren't that oppressed after all. Oh wait.

"rule for thee but not for me" loloolllll

I can't take this seriously but I know transphobes do.

[echthr0s]

Sparrow and I went to the Alexander McQueen exhibit at the local art museum and they had a wall of post-it notes that you could add to

and, well.

[theorioneclectic]

ORION IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAI(red themed blog)

LMAOO

Stay in the box NOO stay in the box NOOO GET OUT OF MY SKINNNN /ref

<-red and you LOL

[runeunknown]

[lxvvie]

Graves is a bitch bottom, Ghost is a service bottom and he fucking loves it.

They're both slags of the highest order, it's just that Graves leans into his schtick to piss people off and get hatefucked.

Ghost doesn't give a damn. He just wants to suck and fuck in general.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i have a couple ocs that talk like this and they r my favs just so we're clear !!!!

[wxnheart]

You (poor Anon) are asked to judge a Primarch Body building competition. How would each of the primarchs bribe you in order to win?

Lion El'Jonson - He... wouldn't. lmao.

Fulgrim - You'd have no choice but to pick him. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE PERFECTION STARING YOU IN THE FACE?! Would offer you any and everything your heart desires. Including him.

Perturabo - He'd bribe you with life (read: really-but-not-really give you the option between life and death) so long as you DON'T choose Dorn.

Jaghatai Khan - ...Isn't really interested but... wanna go fast?!

Leman Russ - He'd bribe you with... him. Wanna touch this fucking masterpiece?!

Rogal Dorn - Is also not interested and as such, doesn't bribe you. In fact, he doesn't know why he's even in this 'competition'. Turns out Alpharius signed him up because he's a messy bitch who lives for drama. Can hit those poses like a pro, though.

Konrad - He presents an offering. I'll leave that to your interpretation.

Sanguinius - Um... you can touch his wings?

Ferrus Manus - A nice weapon forged by yours truly.

Angron - He also bribes you with... not death. At least, that's what Khârn said. Huh. All Angron did was scream and grunt so what the fuck?

Roboute Guilliman - Bribes you with bigger tax returns. Baby, the way your life would be set up...

Mortarion - Does intense staring count as a bribe?

Magnus the Red - The way Magnus' ego is built, he's sure he'd win. So he bribes you by making the competition 'fair', not competing, and instead opts to help you judge... which pisses Leman off because he knows that bastard will try to cheat him.

Horus Lupercal - He is an icon. The moment. The Lupercal. He bribes you with a chance to ride on the shoulders of the Beloved Son himself. Or something like that. May or may not be a double-entendre but if it is... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lorgar - He bribes you with a chance for salvation so long as you accept the Emperor of Mankind as your Lord and Savior.

Vulkan - Does he really need to bribe you, though?

Corvus - ... Lmao.

Alpharius Omegon - Too busy fucking shit up behind the scenes so you're the one bribing him/them to fucking STOP.

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

It runs in the family because why else would your wings hate you?: Turns out Morgott isn't the only clumsy oaf in the family. It's genetic, this thing they have. How much more cursed could they possibly be?

In their youth, Mohg would always give his brother shit for his clumsiness. Morgott would always respond that he, too, would one day understand his pain. If only Mohg could see his brother now, he'd thrash him for cursing him so.

Wings are supposed to help, not hinder you. They're supposed to support you, not fight you at every turn. How, by the Formless Mother, is he clumsy in the damn air?

Varré witnessed it once, him spreading his wings. And crashing into a pillar. The silence was deafening. And awkward.

"...My lord?"

"...You will never speak of this."

He has a reputation to keep of course.