#lmfaaaaaooooo

[jansplainer]

i do think it's chic to keep on joking that you'll play golf together and then go on to play with literally everyone else

[warframeinfested]

hey guys meet rock

[crotalusruber]

the past few times i’ve tried to read books again i always quit the fiction ones but literally cannot put down all of the nonfiction ones. is my frontal lobe finally developing be honest

[katelcorn]

i remember taking pics of myself sleeping before then i showed those to my brother and asked why he took pics of me while i was sleeping. LMFAO he was so mad at me for accusing him of something he didn't do then he figured out i did that by myself 😩 i was laughing crying cuz he was raging in anger

then last saturday, i was already getting frustrated looking for my school id so i told him to stop hiding it and he was like, "ANONG ID— ewan ko sayo bat sakin mo hahanapin" LOL i know he wasn't pulling a prank on me it's just funny seeing him get all riled up over stuff i just made up

[glitzybutt]

The dead universe pages look sick as hell but I’m screaming at nightbeats radioactive ghost dragging cyclonus’ dramatic gay ass to filth as he barfs robot blood and dies slowly of space dysentery

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

[restingbunchface]

ok so is fallout fandom ever going to quit stealing oc shit or

[datmikigurl-blog]

So...N....

wanna look at that barn? 

Heard it's a trip, js.