We need a cringy ass romcom where the two main characters are our iconic local lesbian and her himbo best friend. The main female love interest catches himbo boy's attention so initially local lesbian becomes his wingman but then they both end up hopelessly chasing after the girl. While all this is happening there is another chick that goes almost completely unnoticed who is head over hills for local lesbian but hides it until local lesbian gets heart-wrenchingly shut down by the love interest and she finds her way to mystery girl as a last resort. The mystery girl is trying to give hints that she's interested but local lesbian is completely oblivious and gets a case of dumb gay bitch disease, but himbo boy takes notice of the hints and tries to tell local lesbian that mystery girl is hitting on her but local lesbian dismisses it and is like, "How would you know, you're a dingus". The mystery girl and local lesbian start hanging out to what local lesbian thinks is platonic but after a while, mystery girl changes that by confessing her feelings for her and they share a big, cliché movie kiss. Himbo and love interest on the other hand, they do have some sort of relationship but they find they have differences so they become friends with benefits and that goes on for another 5 years (while local lesbian and mystery girl are starting a happy family of cats) and himbo and love interest get sick of hooking up all the time so they try to commit to a long term relationship. The local lesbian and himbo drift away from eachother to prioritise their partners. Another 5 years go by, local lesbian and himbo both have families but they're in unhappy relationships so they break up with their partners. They get all down in the dumps because they have no one else to go to until they magically meet eachother at a cafe and himbo and local lesbian rekindle their friendship, becoming platonically closer than they ever were before.
