#local-gothamite

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i wish nightwing was real

or that i lived in blüdhaven so i could see him more regularly but also blüdhaven sucks 0/10

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going to a renfaire in downtown gotham tomorrow!! hopefully nobody dresses up as villains in medieval fantasy garb like last year

security was called and the fun was ruined

[local-gothamite]

guys not to brag but im totally winning at life rn

long story short i was getting mugged after work yesterday (not a rare occurrence at this point, i keep a taser keychain on my keys for that exact reason) and before i could even do anything, THE BLACK BAT of all people showed up and sent the dude running

i was like. really surprised that some mysterious vigilante like her just happened to stumble upon me getting mugged so uh

for some reason my reaction was to ask if she wanted to meet at the same place same time tomorrow night (now tonight) to just hang out and SHE SHRUGGED AND NODDED??? guys im winning #wuhluhwuh

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ALL OF MY HOUSEPLANTS JUST HAD A GROWTH SPURT

WHO THE FUCK PISSED OFF THE LESBIAN

MY KITCHEN IS A NIGHTMARE OF ROOTS AND LEAVES

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the barista at my workplace is soo so good at her job but i think she misheard my order (im lactose intolerant and working for another three hours)

NOT gonna correct her though cuz she has stuff to do

[local-gothamite]

i cannot tell if those are fireworks outside for new years or gunshots

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ooohhh my god if you are lactose intolerant do NOT try the new ice cream place on the corner of Ridge Lane. super good stuff, just REALLY BAD FOR LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE guys please trust me on this do not test it yourself i am dying in the bathroom rn

unrelated, i dont suggest using the batmart bathroom for a good three hours after this posts…

[local-gothamite]

why is my radio only speaking in riddles

i just want to listen to the news