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stick man to da rescue

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lemonaed

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Listen up y'all

I woiuld like for to answer questions for youz, becuz i have not been online mucho, so send any questizzles you tadpoles mays have!

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Dear Ryan, I have a style question for you on Fashion Wednesday. I am goth during the day, but I am also a swimmer and my eyeliner wears off in the water. What are some ways I can include my goth style in my swimming life without breaking any uniform regulations?

Dear Nonny Moselett;

I am v sad to annuonce you that there is no way to be goth and swim. Black hair will be bleach by chlorine! Eyes will melt!! But do not be afraid because there is a new solution Sea Punk is the answer to your dilemma!! I ask you have u heard of goth cousin punk? To be seapunk your hair will bleach and green by chlorine and mascots of swim teams such as dolphins and fishes will be also style mascots!

I hope i have help you find true balance of water and goth!!!

reezy

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¿Por qué te gusta nadar?

por que te gusta suenos? Baja sauce. 

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My sides are splitting with laughter 'PS STOP' ahahahahah. omg ily

dson't sides split! water come in and drown not yyou but dreams two!

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Are you really Ryan Lochte?

R u really a nonny mouse?? Think about it

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what is your face routine wrinkles are bad no?

Chlorine is good for your skin and i am always mositurizer because of so much water. Wrinkles are no bad no, no?