seen from Czechia
seen from China
seen from Austria
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Canada
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seen from Australia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Kenya
seen from China
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seen from United States
seen from Russia
So, to all the trolls out there (the asshole kind)
You say we (otherkin) are illogical. Let's be logical.
a.) I feel like I am a chicken bacon swiss sandwich from Arby's (otherlimb sesame seed bun, spirit ketchup, etc.)
b.) I think this is because I was a chicken bacon swiss sandwich from Arby's in a previous life.
c.) I cannot find an alternate explanation that is less complex and still covers the facts.
Thus, I am/was a chicken bacon swiss sandwich from Arby's.
I don't wash my towels because if I'm bathing correctly I shouldn't need to.
So, I was playing Skyrim, the Game That Makes Sense. I killed the Emperor of Tamriel, and I gained a bounty for it. Then it said that "all witnesses killed, bounty removed" or whatever. Okay.
But do you know how much bounty I got for MURDERING THE EMPEROR OF TAMRIEL?
Forty gold.
I shit you not.
Nords value the life of their emperor at forty gold.
Logic Jokes. I have trouble getting them.
I was sitting in class today when my nerdy friend (NERD AND PROUD!) looked to me and said.
"Want to hear a joke?" She asked and I nodded. She giggled and said.
"Okay, so a Logician is delivering his wife's baby, and she asks him if she had a boy or a girl. He said yes." Then she burst into a fit of laughter while I stared at her blankly. Ten minutes later, I got it.
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Not to mention homework. Which I should probably be working on.
I am probably the only kid in the world who actually doesn't mind homework considering I actually have free time to do it and especially science homework I'm really looking forward to physics I bet that homework will be fun
gwen omfg
fine i sent her an ask happy
i thought *I* was the tazer (taser?)
much as you cannot use the elder wand on its master you cannot use a taser on a taser
"Everything written in the bible happened because it's written in the bible"
Um...okay. That's like me saying everything written in Harry Potter is real, because it's written down. The only reason we're told it's fiction is because if the real wizarding world were exposed, it would be complete and utter chaos. But don't worry, no one would actually believe that people could perform such miracles just because it's written down. oh wait
HEY
Hey. Hey you guys. I'm sick, therefore you should send me messages.
