#loooolll

[robobarbie]

goodnight

[johnbottoms]

want to draw to make myself feel better bc i love drawing and it does make me feel better. but man all i wanna draw is blowjobs BXCHSNFNKSNCKD

[buttrflystamp]

[corsolanite]

PIKACHU SITS IN A CAR SEAT!

Bonus:

[tastesoftamriel]

Dearest Talviel,

Thank you for your suggestions for raw food that would be friendly on my (again) not-a-lich stomach. I tried some of your other recipes as well, and my dear friends in the Worm Cult loved them! If you ever run into them, tell them you're a friend of Tan'ë and they should invite you over so you can make some of your signature dishes! They're huge fans! If they try to sacrifice you, try to find me. I'm the short one wearing mostly purple.

Sincerely Signed,

Tan'ë the Traitorous

P.S. Please ignore any rumors of any traitorous activities I have done. I promise, I have never ever done anything illegal in my life.

Dear Tan'ë,

Thank you for your kind letter, and I'm...glad(??) that your cultist friends enjoyed my suggestions. I will, however, do my best to not get sacrificed, so I appreciate knowing that a not-a-lich in purple can vouch for me. ~Talviel

[horrorgay]

Angelina Jolie as Jane Smith in Mr. & Mrs. Smith | for @shaw-sameens

[greenorangevioletgrass]

I think I've asked someone this question but- since I'm allergic to pollen like many other people, will sex pollen make me horny or give me an asthma attack? 🤔🤔😂

dude what if it's both???

i mean that's gotta be inconvenient as fuck, to have an asthma attack AND be super horny at the same time 😂😂😂

[rintarous]

razor headphones. i’m dead ahhahaha💀💀💀

not to be that bitch i always envied my best friend’s older brother’s razor shit like.. the keyboard was funky and colorful and i wanted ! that ! so ! bad !