headcanon that when anya’s a teenager, whenever loid does something fatherly or sweet, she’ll smirk and ask, “is this for the mission, papa?” he rolls his eyes because the reveal was like 10 years ago at this point and he’s like “no”
yor starts doing it too, which is so much funnier. loid will kiss her and she’ll hum into his lips, run her hands over his chest and arms and tease with a smirk, “is this for the mission, darling?” and he’s like “sTOP IT”
there was a faint tapping on his window late at night again, interrupting suna’s late night thoughts of missing his own home back in aichi. suna sighs and walks over to his window to open it a bit to let you in.
this has become a routine for the both of you. he doesn’t even know why you bother to sneak in when you can just walk up to the front desk at a reasonable time like a normal person would. inarizaki isn’t strict with their dorm rules after all.
“you look like shit” was the first thing you said upon entering his dorm room late at night. suna rolls his eyes and closes the window. “hello to you too i guess” he mumbles. suna watches you drop your bag on the unoccupied bed which he assumes is where you’ll be sleeping in for the night
he was actually quite glad he didn’t get a roommate for that specific reason
“what brings you here?” he finally asked, his eyes watching you maneuver your way around HIS dorm room like it was yours. to be quite frank at this point, his dorm was basically your dorm too.
he recalls every little thing you left in here whenever you decide to crash at his place just like your spare toothbrush in his bathroom, your fluffy slippers hidden in the depths of his closet. god forbid the twins to see that. suna wouldn’t hear the end of it if they ever saw a peek of it.
“i’m always here” you smiled lazily, finally settling in on the spare bed. suna hums and crawls inside his duvet. pulling them just below his nose where half of his face is covered.
you take a peek at his lying figure. he was staring up at the ceiling silently for once in his life. usually, he’d be yapping about how the twins annoyed the shit out of him that day or how the cafeteria sucks ass but tonight, he was quiet.
obviously it bothered you quite a bit. he was your friend after all.
“you okay?” you asked. breaking the quiet tension in the room. it took awhile for suna to respond. “… i guess” he answered quietly. you sit up and watched him on the other side silently.
you observed how his breathing was shallow almost as if he’s calming himself down like he’s about to cry. you opted on just keeping him company without saying anything. one of the very few activities you two do together.
not like he’d admit it out loud but he does like having you around. you don’t suck the energy out of him unlike the twins who basically drain him for no apparent reason.
but that goes out the window when you hear quiet sniffles on his side of the room. you jump out of bed and cautiously approached him. “rin?” you call. suna clears his throat and mutters a quick “what do you want”
“are you really okay?” you asked the question once more. there’s no point of lying to you now. suna was always there for you when you need someone to talk to and now here you were returning the favor.
“.. not really” he confessed. sitting up so he could look at you with puffy eyes. it was rare for him to open up his emotions to someone. he thinks you might be the second person who has seen him this vulnerable. the other being osamu.
you sat on his bed and watched him closely. your heart aches at the sight of him like this. he was usually the snarky and ‘i don’t give a fuck’ type of person but everyone has their limits.
after a few minutes of silence, suna speaks up. “i guess i’m homesick” he opens up, scratching his ear as a nervous habit. “i-i don’t know.. i just suddenly miss home and everything. things have been pretty hectic during practices too and the work load of inarizaki jesus fucking christ” suna rambles, brows furrowing in annoyance just thinking about everything
you don’t say anything as you let him continue rant about his own misfortunes for the past few weeks. it’s all you could offer. by the time he finishes, he was panting. his shoulders tense as ever and it looks like he won’t be sleeping anytime soon.
suna’s eyes snap open when you wrap your arms around him. he barely noticed you creeping closer when he was going off about everything. hesitantly, he hugs back. his long limbs circling around your small frame.
suna catches a whiff of your hair that smelled faintly like mint. slowly, he feels the weight on his shoulders slowly lift just by a simple gesture from you. his mind goes blank the longer you hug him.
you were warm. the exact opposite of him who’s cold. you feel like home to suna. maybe that’s why he liked being around you so much. maybe that’s why he lets you stay over at his dorm room at any given time. maybe you bring a sense of home that he misses so much.
you are suna’s home and tonight is the night he realizes that.
bakugou comments, helping you sit up from the bed. your match against class 1B just finished and you were brought into recovery girl's office as the aftermath of the match
"what happened?" you asked, dazed and a bit confused on why you were in bed. the last thing you remembered before you blacked out was you were head to head with gevaudan to make sure shinso was able to use his quirk against class 1B
bakugou scoots his chair closer to your bed, handing you a chocolate bar to replenish your energy
"tha- ouch!" you winced in pain, your right arm throbbing. you looked down in your shirt to see your chest and shoulder bandaged. you were then able to recall what went down earlier
since gevaudan was able to sniff out shinso's location, you swiftly took a detour to go after shinso in order for tsuyu's plan to work. resulting into you and gevaudan crashing into each other, dislocating your shoulder in the process at the impact. shrugging off the immense pain you felt due to the adrenalin, you were able to use your quirk to buy enough time for tsuyu to do the ultimate move and knocked gevaudan unconscious and thus, victory was with your team.
the last thing you heard was tsuyu and shinso frantically calling your name as you fell on the ground with a thud.
bakugou, who was watching you the entire time, had a small smirk on his face, feeling proud of how far you've come. but that smug smile of his quickly turns into a frown when he watches you fall to the ground unconscious.
"kacchan!" midoriya, who was also concerned for your state, points over to you, who was on the stretcher. bakugou huffs and yells, "YEAH YEAH I KNOW" before heading over to recovery girl's office
bakugou watches recovery girl do her thing and smooches your face. "oh my, how reckless have they become" recovery girl notes, staring at your face. "they should be fine, but their shoulder seems to be dislocated so tell them not to overwork themselves for the mean time" she tells bakugou before heading back over to the training ground to monitor the rest of the students.
"be careful, dumbass. you dislocated your shoulder" bakugou says calmly, opening the chocolate bar to feed you instead. you feel yourself blush at his actions. even if he was still being rough with how he shoves the bar into your mouth, his efforts into taking care of you is still very much appreciated.
the day finally ends and you were discharged from recovery girl's office a little while ago and as of right now you had an arm cast for the mean time. you were a little bit bummed at the fact that you weren't able to watch bakugou and his team during their match but bakugou argues that he'd rather have you stay in bed than to worsen your current condition just for the sake of watching him
that's why he was currently in your room, nursing you. "payback for not watching me kick their ass" is what bakugou says but you know he begs to differ
"you don't have to do this you know? i can do it myself" you laughed when he was trying to help you change your clothes. bakugou scoffs and raises a brow at you. "do you even hear yourself right now?"
"as a matter of fact, i do”
“whatever” he scowls, ignoring the cheeky smile of your face and lets go of the fabric of your (his) shirt. he readjusts your pillow before motioning you to lie back down.
"thank you, my nurse" you cooed, making kissy faces towards bakugou. the latter merely just rolls his eyes before moving his head to give you a light peck on your forehead
# Synopsis— How they react to random girls flirting with them. (This tiktok trend)
# Featuring— Xiao, Tartaglia, Diluc, Zhongli, Itto x Gn!reader
# Warnings— Swearing, suggestive(?) not really, Childe being an effing clown 🤡 read more under Xiao’s
☰XIAO
“This is absurd… why would you wish to do that?” He tilts his head to the side in confusion— staring at you with squinted yellow eyes, he never understands the weird requests you ask of him.
You slap his shoulder lightly with a playful smile before rolling your eyes in fake annoyance, “Just wanna see what you’ll do… okay, pretend I’m a random girl coming up to you while you’re in town.” He just nodded with a defeated sigh, watching as you run out the room before strutting back in slowly, flinching at the suggestive— sly smile you have etched on your face.
“Hey sexy, you here with someone?” You almost want to laugh at the disgusted look he throws your way. You continue, bringing your hand up to twirl a curl of his green hair before leaning into his ear. “How bout’ we go somewhere more private?” You can feel the way his skin radiate with heat as you whispered in his ear.
Wondering why he hasn’t said anything, you go in to place your hands onto his firm chest before he swiftly darts back and leans against the wall behind him, leaving at least five feet distance from you.
“Stay back… fiend, my… partner is not lekker when it comes to nuisances like yourself.” He’s reluctant to call you names— but you did say to ‘make it seem real.’ For extra measure, he lifts his arm up and points it on your direction— a defensive system if you try to step forward.
He stares into your eyes intently before it turns disorientated when you huddle over in fits of laughter, wiping the tears that appear at your waterline. “Did i not do it correctly? That is how I would express my… discomfort if anyone other than you touched me affectionately.” He muttered with a small blush and turning away from your teasing gaze.
“No no! You did great, honey.” You strut over to him and cup his warm cheek in the palm of your hand— only to retreat it when he flinched away. “Hm? What’s wrong?”
He backs away slowly with an uneasy look. “Are… are you my S/O or still pretending to be some random civilian?”
You deadpan.
10/10– Xiao would never be unfaithful to you, and would show it in types of situations he gets involved due to his delicate face. He’s a yaksha, so he doesn’t retort to violence on anything other then demons, so he tends to resort in waking away, or simply just teleporting out of their sight. Though— he doesn’t normally go to town without you by his side.
If he does though, he tells you whenever someone walked up to him.
☰TARTAGLIA
He’s the one suggests the idea of the trend, but he’s only doing it to get a reaction out of you. He tells you what do to— holding back his sly grin when you walk up to him pretending to be some other girl.
“Hey there handsome, what’s your name?” You flutter your eyelashes and pucker your lips to portray the role of some women trying to flirt with your man. Though your face falls flat when he sends you a sultry smile before his rough hands reach out and soothingly glide over the flesh of your hips.
“Call me anything you want, sweetheart.” He winks at you and has to contain his laughter when you glare at him and smack away his advances of touching you.
“The fuck, Ajax? That’s how you’d react?” You spit and jab a finger into his firm chest. “I’m not doing this stupid thing anymore.” You go to walk of but halt when he grips your forearm.
“Sorry sorry! Okay, do it again, I’ll do it right the time. Promise.” You can tell he’s lying, but you give in anyways and redo it again. He watches in amusement as you sigh and shake your head, muttering someone along the lines of ‘This fucking idiot.’ before you place a hand on his shoulder and rub it seductively— looking up at him with a forced sly smile.
“Alone pretty boy? How about I keep you company?”
He takes a step back and fakes annoyance, rudely rolling his eyes before sending you a nasty stank eye. “As if, and even if I was alone, I’d never spend my time with you, ugly women.”
You stop, retracting your hand and taking a step back with a scoff. “Ugly? You’re calling me ugly?” Your face flashes with confusion, sadness and most importantly, anger.
His eyes flicker with interest before his sour expression turns coy. “Well, let me see, turn around.” He grins and playfully twirls his finger around in the air.
You were only playing along, and thought he got it right this time but glared at him once’s again when he failed. “Fuck you.” Walking off and throwing the finger behind you, not even bothering to turn around when he calls out to you.
“Wait babe, I’m just kidding! I only love you! Swear!” Though you can hear his giggles in between each word he throws out, you know he’s just kidding, but it still doesn’t fail to piss you off.
5/10– Would flirt back with them if you were around, calling them sweet pet names just to see you get jealous and storm off— but when you’re out of site he turns to the person with a monotone face and tells them they never had a chance in the first play, plain and simple.
He only does it to annoy you, but would never EVER cheat on you, no matter the consequences. He loves you so much, but that doesn’t mean he can’t joke around once awhile.
☰DILUC RAVINDGAR
He sees no point in you ‘testing his loyalty’ he know, that you know he would never look at anyone with a hint of love other then you. But he plays along anyways, just because it’s you.
You explain the trend, telling him to not see you as his partner, but rather some random customer who walks into angels share with the intent to flirt with him. He nods confusingly while drying previously washed glasses from behind the counter.
With furrowed eyebrows and a laughing Kaeya in the stool next to him, he watches you walk out before returning and strutting to the bar, perching both your elbows onto wood as you peer up at him with a kittenish smile.
“Hello handsome, I was hoping for a nice drink but saw you instead, are you perhaps on the menu as well?” You send him a playful wink and try to contain your fit of giggles as you watch the tips of his ears turn red, he’s flustered.
“Ah… no sorry, though I will take your order.” He coughs and adverts his eyes to the side.
“Huh? You’re sorry? Why? You’re sorry cause you can’t give yourself?” You pout and cross your arms, turning away childishly, but still looking at his nervous form from the corner of your eye.
“Ah what? No I mean… I’m— just being polite sweetheart.” He sends you a small and reassuring smile but its faltering when you glare at him.
“Sweetheart? Do you usually call all your customers pet names like you do with me?” You’re just teasing him, you know he’s the most loyal man in Teyvat, but his flushed face is cute to see once in a while.
“No! Of course I don’t my lov— I mean… no, are you going to order or not?” He clears his throat though his eyes still waver. Did he do it right, it’s rude to be impolite to customers, he hoped he hadn’t flirt with someone unintentionally.
At this point, Venti is falling of his seat in laughter while Kaeya and Rosaria are watching the scene in amusement, they’d never seen master Diluc so whipped before he had met you.
You gaze up the the red head in curiosity before shaking your head no.
“Well, if you’re not going to buy anything, I suggest you take a seat at the back of the tavern— or better yet, leave.”
Your eyes widen in surprise before letting a few giggles slip past your lips, and Diluc is letting out a relived smile to see you having fun. “Well? Did I do it right or do I have to bluntly ignore them to make you happy.” Though, he does have a content smile on his face.
9/10– He’s smart, and can quickly tell when someone is flirting with him, but he can’t just tell them to go away because of their toying intent, they’re patrons to his tavern after all.
Though, sometimes the person is subtle with it, and he takes it as just being friendly, but still tries to limit conversation while he’s working. Unless it’s you of course.
☰ ZHONGLI
Is completely oblivious when someone flirts with him, he’s been alive for over six thousand years, but can’t pick apart being polite— and being trifled with. So when you walk up to him while he’s enjoying a hot cup of tea and tell him your idea, he’s agreeing with a little confusion.
He places his his cup and sits up straight when you sit in the seat opposite his, leaning you cheek in you palm and smiling at him cutely— something that automatically makes him smile and forget about everything else around him.
“Hello pretty boy, how about I accompany you for a drink, or are you perhaps here with someone?” You pucker your lips and reach over the table, talking his hand in yours and rubbing your thumb of his knuckle.
“Of course you can join me love, you don’t even have to ask.” Though his face turns into curiosity when you retract your hand and stand up, shaking your head in disappointment.
“No— babe, you gotta pretend I’m not me, but someone you don’t know.” You whine, and he nods in his head in agreement with a apologetic smile.
“Oh, I apologise love, I forgot. Okay, try again.”
This time, you take the seat next to him and place your hand on his thigh, rubbing up and down before leaning your head on his shoulder. “What’s a handsome man like you doing alone?” He peers down at you in confusion.
“Well— im not alone now, am i?” He tilts his head to the side before bringing his hand up to pat your head affectionately, sighing in discontent when you lean away and stand up, again. “Hm?”
“You all up over people who aren’t me?” You cross your arms over your chest and peer down at his sitting figure in annoyance. Zhongli blinks, once, then twice, before realisation hits again.
“Oh, right, we’re playing pretend, I’m sorry.” You’re wondering how he keeps forgetting quickly after you explain the situation.
“Yes we are, okay one more time. Get it right, okay?” He nods with a small chuckle, sipping his tea and following your every move with his eyes as you sit down at the same table for the third time this morning, “Hello there, I’m [name], who might you be?”
“I tend to go by Zhongli, can I help you with anything?” He questions and his face remains neutral, and you smile as you see him finally understanding.
8/10– He doesn’t understand the situation he’s in unless your there to keep him up to date, though most people don’t tend to stay and chat as it always turns boring with the amount of perplex words he has in his large vocabulary.
He’s being friendly, but the thought of being loving with anyone other then you makes him feel weird, he’s made an agreement to stay with you until the end, so in the end, being with someone else is breaking his contract. Something that he will never do.
☰ ARATAKI ITTO
Can’t tell, someone rubbing up his bicep and telling him how strong he looks? ‘Oh yeah thanks! I work out loads and it pays off with how strong I’ve become!’ He thinks they’re just being nice, trying to start a nice conversation and become friends.
So when you waltz up to him, claiming you’re some random girl and now his S/O, he’s acting the exact same way as he always does.
“Wow! So strong, and those big and are so attractive.” If anything, your boosting his confidence and he gives you a big grin before hoisting him up and twirling you around in his arms.
“Thanks babe! I know right, perfect to hold you in huh?!”
“Itto! Idiot, you hold people like this who complement you?”
He stares at you doe eyed, tilting his head to the side in confusion all while you struggle to get out of the strong grips he has you in.
“Whatddya’ mean? Course not!” He goes to pull you into a hug, and lets out a whine when you jump away. “Babeeeee! Cmon, lemme’ hold you.”
“No, you buffoon, pretend like you don’t know me, and I’m some random person trying to flirt with you, okay? Okay.” He nods like a puppy, and playfully wipes the happy go lucky look of his face with his hand and tries to keep a straight and intimidating face.
“Hey big guy, got someone keeping you company or do I need to take that roll?” You send him a wink and he has to try and keep down the blush that threatens to crawl up his neck.
“A-actually I am waiting for someone! They’ll be here soon, wanna wait with me and meet them?!”
“Sounds boring, how about we go somewhere private and…” you trail your hand up his arm, painfully slow for his liking before resting it on his shoulder. “Get to know each other?”
He’s about to nod with his wonky smile before quickly shaking his head in denial, remembering that you’re not dating at this moment. “No! They’ll be here soon, and— and— and we’re going on a date.” He smiles triumphantly, hands on his hips while he beams down at you.
You only smile up at him in amusement, knowing that even if he knew someone’s ill intent, he still would never go out with anyone other then you. If anything, he’d talk about you to them, boosting about his amazing partner.
9/10– a little confused but eventually understands what’s happening when you tell him, he proudly pulling you into his chest and grinning down at them in glee.
Never would be cheat on you, not even playfully would he flirt back. He takes that as un loyal and unmanly.
Notes: This was also a request and I liked it but for some reason I can’t find the ask anymore, I might have accidentally deleted it. Has been sitting in my drafts for a while cause idk how else to make it better. It’s still a little cringy to me, tbh.
Warnings: VERY STEAMY but generally still SFW bordering on not, you’ve been warned though, not proofread, some possessiveness, yes there are sexual innuendos, mentions of alcohol and drinking, did i say not proofread?, if there are pronoun slips please let me know.
The two of you never really meant for it to turn into a make out session. With Aether, there’s a lot of patience and no pushing to do things. It just happened spontaneously while cuddling in bed.
The first kiss was innocent. Just a quick peck on the lips. But something in him seemed to spur him on and suddenly he’s leaning in for another one…and another one…and another… He’s still slow about it, giving you the chance to say no but also hoping that you don’t pull away. When you don’t, he peers into your eyes and sees that they’re clouded over, just as his is and he puts his all into the next kiss.
His hand cradles your neck, his kiss is nearing hungry, wanting more of your soft lips on his. It’s an addiction now and you’ve wrapped your arms around his neck to deepen the already passionate exchange. You open your mouth to let his tongue slide in, the kisses are getting sloppy, wetter. Your legs are tangled together and the heat between your lips blooms in your stomach and has you silently begging for more. The raw emotion makes you weak.
“Hey! Why is the door locked?! Did you two forget about Paimon?! Let me in!”
The two of you pull away abruptly. Panting and flushed, Aether more so than you. There’s a subtle disappointment in his eyes, but he’s a gentleman so he smiles and gathers himself, smooths down your hair and his, kisses your nose and utters a quick “I love you,” before pushing off the bed and letting the clueless Paimon in.
a/n: toji the beekeeper au aka inspired by this lmfao
"look your dad, he's such a dork keeping bees" you say dreamily as you stare at the man outside the window carefully managing a bee colony
megumi eyes you weirdly, not really surprised that you said something like this about his dad again. he's grown used to the fact that you have this weird crush on his old man.
"i mean it's kinda cute.. i wish my dad kept bees" you continued, eyes following toji's every move. how his muscles would contract when he would carry a beehive to another place
toji felt eyes were being drilled at the back of his skull so he turned around to find you and his beloved son watching him from the inside of his office.
he instantly flashes his signature smile and waves. only to be scoffed at by his son but his friend being you had a different reaction. you also waved back at him.
he chuckles at your reaction when he sent a wink your way before going back to work
"oh my god, he winked at me!" you squeal in joy, hitting megumi. megumi merely rolls his eyes, wishing that his dad would finish up soon so you could finally shut up about him
things only got worse for megumi as toji suddenly removed his beekeeper hat and took off the upper portion of his suit, exposing his tight-fitted shirt that hugged his muscles perfectly.
he watches his dad walk over to a nearby bench and grabbed a bottle of water to drink. megumi then peers over to you to see if you were once again gawking at his dad. to which, you were.
to end toji's real life thirst trapping, he splashes his face with the remains of his water bottle before going back to work again
"megumi, i want to fuck your dad—"
"okay that's it. we're leaving" megumi abruptly cuts you off and drags you out of his dad's office.
a/n: toji the beekeeper au aka inspired by this lmfao
"look your dad, he's such a dork keeping bees" you say dreamily as you stare at the man outside the window carefully managing a bee colony
megumi eyes you weirdly, not really surprised that you said something like this about his dad again. he's grown used to the fact that you have this weird crush on his old man.
"i mean it's kinda cute.. i wish my dad kept bees" you continued, eyes following toji's every move. how his muscles would contract when he would carry a beehive to another place
toji felt eyes were being drilled at the back of his skull so he turned around to find you and his beloved son watching him from the inside of his office.
he instantly flashes his signature smile and waves. only to be scoffed at by his son but his friend being you had a different reaction. you also waved back at him.
he chuckles at your reaction when he sent a wink your way before going back to work
"oh my god, he winked at me!" you squeal in joy, hitting megumi. megumi merely rolls his eyes, wishing that his dad would finish up soon so you could finally shut up about him
things only got worse for megumi as toji suddenly removed his beekeeper hat and took off the upper portion of his suit, exposing his tight-fitted shirt that hugged his muscles perfectly.
he watches his dad walk over to a nearby bench and grabbed a bottle of water to drink. megumi then peers over to you to see if you were once again gawking at his dad. to which, you were.
to end toji's real life thirst trapping, he splashes his face with the remains of his water bottle before going back to work again
"megumi, i want to fuck your dad—"
"okay that's it. we're leaving" megumi abruptly cuts you off and drags you out of his dad's office.
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