The only person who does not need therapy here is daruk and that really says something
Ummm...what?
I-I don’t think that’s thaaat accur—
I don’t need therapy. Do you need therapy?
Nope.
See? We’re good. I think I’m good. Perfectly. Perfectly goo—
Pfffftt what’s a therapy? More like a...there-apy. Because...it’s over there, and not here. Because I don’t go to one...
I have...money, so. I think that’s a perfectly reasonable replacement—
YOU KNOW SOMETIMES, I THINK IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR YOU ALL TO REAALLY LOOK OVER YOUR OWN WORDS. BECAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WHEN THEY FIRST COME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH. BUT MAYBE, IF YOU WROTE EM DOWN, AND WERE ABLE TO READ EM, ALL IN QUICK SUCCESSION. LIKE IN LITTLE CHAPTERS SO THAT YOU COULD SEE THE DIFFERENT ARCS AND CHANGES THAT YOU GO THROUGH...THEN YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE PATTERNS OF YOUR INSECURITIES—
Look, Daruk! It’s Goron director, playwright, and singer, Lin Mineral Miranda!
OOHHH...THERE’S SO MANY I CAN’T JUST CHOOSE ONE! LET’S SEE...
SWEET HOME GORON CITY, WE WILL ROCKROAST YOU, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU URANIUM, AND THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER TO NAME A FEW!
Awww Revali, you’re making so many friends! You’re calling Siv “Siv” instead of Asivus AND you’re learning sign language for Link?? That’s so sweet
Tsk. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can’t hear whatever nonesense you’re saying over—
WOO! THERE’S NOTHING LIKE SUMMER IN THE CITY. METAL STARTS TO RUST NEXT TO JEWELS LOOKING PRETTY. EXCUSE ME BRO I DON’T MEAN TO RETORT, BUT YOUR ROCK ROAST SMELLS LIKE YOUR DADDY’S GOT QUARTZ—