#lord hermod

[thedeaddandy]

Approximately 5 people about Gandus blasting Hermod: oh no oh fuck that’s tragic

Everyone else:

[lord-hermod]

Too much hermod hate here’s some headcannons

He has the potential to be a wizard but got exiled when he and Gandus broke up

He thinks his handlebar mustache makes him look cool

He and Gandus used to sail the seas, but then she developed Sea Sickness, and gave him an ultimatum like “It’s either me or the boat”, and he picked the Boat.

Him and Dec used to sail together. There may have been some spark between them, but then Dec got his own boat, and Hermod stole it dooming himself to loneliness, and stranding Dec on his own, taking his heart with him

He is a short 5′7.5, barely taller than Jordan and he lords it over him

He sailed to Niflheim before the worlds were synced up, and was originally Angrec’s Champion.

Angrec did not like the fact that he likes boats

Angrec used him as a pawn in her war against Fenrir

He does steampunk stuff

To keep Hermod from being lonely, Angrec gave him friends in the form of crew for his ship, but they were only constructs of hers, and thus unable to come with him

His crew did not have many braincells at all, and so he became over protective of them, it was very jarring when he met the champions, and so he kept checking on them in the ruins, because if it had been his crew they would have died.

He still thinks Karls name is Kyle

During “The Gap”™️ he betrayed Angrec, and became a follower of Dianite one night while drinking on his boat alone. 

Things escalated from there because he was lonely

Sometimes people call him Hermy and it pisses him off

He still has Angrec’s protection from The Darkness though, because she knows he wouldn’t survive if he didn’t have it

Might be related to Capsize and Greybeard

He becomes Rupert the Grey after he dies

He takes infrequent showers

If he had tumblr his header would be the same as mine, but his entire blog would be devoted to pictures of boats with oddly horny captions

They’d be disturbing enough for Staff to ban, and he’s on blog 3, and doesnt change his content at all

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I had to defend Hermod, because no one else is.

[mianitememes]

A few memes from the same interaction

[discoverytwo-archive]

killing hermod is the sexiest thing gandus has ever done

[nomoresopha]

If any of the mianite story makers are looking through see this,,, I propose a idea,,, how about on Monday when y’all do the excution on trying to find who has the darkness, how about instead of making the one we all expect it to be, Karl, you go for the absolute least expect, the most innocent one of the bunch, Jordan, THAT WOULD BE SO DOPE COME ON I WANT A UNEXPECTED TWISTED AND THE DARKNESS TO TAKE CAPTAINSPARKLEZ OVER PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[golden-godtier]

JORDAN YOU CANT CALL OUT TUMBLR SHIPPING LIKE THAT

[whereisthedamnlostandfound]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Realm of Mianite - Fandom, Mianite - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Declan Pitts (Mianite), Lord Dianite (Mianite), Lady Ianite (Mianite), Lord Mianite (Mianite), Jordan Maron, Tom Cassell, Karl | lrakinidas, OrionV7, Lord_Hermod, Mentioned William Tucker Boner Additional Tags: Realm of Mianite, Isle Statue AU, Sad but Kind of Happy, Alcohol as a Coping Mechanism, Unreliable Narrator Series: Part 2 of the shame always comes at the worst time Summary:

That was the legend that the villagers whisper to one another. Dec, who lived it, gave a version that portrayed the Champions and the gods at their best. But the gods and Dec, they know the truth. And like most cases, the truth was not pretty.

@transvav part two

[thedeaddandy]

Hermod’s most liked trait is that he’s dead