[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[quinzelade]

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

[weaver-z]

Cat lesbian flag for when you're a lesbian who likes cats <3

Anyone can use/share this flag! I'd love credit (feel free to tag me), but it's not necessary.

[weaver-z]

EVIL cat lesbian flag for when you're a LESBIAN who likes CATS and has HAD ENOUGH

[o-kurwa]

[theunvanquishedzims]

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

[blackwoolncrown]

Bimbo qualities

[windup-angel]

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[should-be-sleeping]

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

[jade-sutures]

what the FUCK

[toastyglow]

visited a physical therapist today re: my messed up back.  we established that I am shockingly flexible in the psoas but I, quote, “have to work on my glute stability”.  that’s right: I’ve been diagnosed with weak butt.

[toastyglow]

I’m a weak-ass artist (an artist with a weak ass).  I’ve got ifs and ands but no butt.  all of my gluteuses are minimus.  I have an inferior posterior.  my rear’s in arrears.  my buns are underbaked.  I’d say it’ll be the end of my back, but to be fair that’s all an ass is already.  alright I’m done

[dontfollowmeman]

You’ve been sitting on those a while haven’t you

[toastyglow]

POINTS AT YOU.  YES.

[maswartz]

[sailor-arashi]

Herein lies the problem with the MCU making Mjolnir’s “worthy” clause a generic “they’re a really good person” thing. By that criteria any number of superheroes easily qualify. In the comics being worthy didn’t mean just “being good” it specifically meant “be a good Thor” because Odin wanted to be sure that when Ragnarok came around, whoever held the hammer would play Thor’s part in it even if they weren’t Thor himself.

Peter shouldn’t be able to lift Mjolnir because he’s TOO good and pure. To lift Mjolnir you have to be good and noble but also willing to use it to crush the skulls of Asgard’s enemies (Mjolnir means CRUSHER after all), something Pete would not be up for, but an old soldier like Cap would if necessary. Being truly noble but perfectly willing to kill is much more rare in superhero comics. That’s why you get things like in the DC/Marvel crossovers Wonder Woman can lift it while Superman cannot. Being good isn’t enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s fair.

[galahadwilder]

Someone finally said it

[elbiotipo]

The Defunctland Guy: But you might think, this doesn't mean anything. Shapeland isn't a real park, these are just fake numbers you made up. But that's not actually true. Because Shapeland is actually Animal Kingdom.

Me, who has never been nor has any intention to go to Disneyland: Oh my GOD.

[programmerhumour]

Where’s my pc :(

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[notinlove]

Alexander McQueen Anemone Print dress

[december-rains]

children’s hospital uniform

[firefox-official]

ok guys open the door to my cage.. i was just kidding before ill behave this time

[firefox-official]

ok guys open the door to my cage.. i was just kidding the last two times ill behave this time

[eye-may]

Help me, Master Qui-Gon. Give me strength.

[omghotmemes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

people forgot the homophobic dog came out as bisexual and is now fond of gays. don't even claim you know the lore. real homophobic dog fans know about the redemption arc -_-

[dentiloquist]

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

[clownsnake]

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op

[tooiyumenosaki]

遊戯さんハピバ！2022/06/04

[dathen]

Losing it over this twitter account

[Image ID: Three tweets from Real Jonathan Harker. The first says “Dracula took my phone. (tweet sent from Nintendo 3DS)” The second says “Dracula took my 3DS (tweet sent from Nintendo Wii U)” The third says “Dracula took the Wii U (tweet sent from LG Smart Refridgerator)” /end ID]