(minors & ageless blogs dni // michael kaiser x reader // inspired by kaiser's grip strength)
"i hate you."
"no, you don't." if you knew kaiser any less, you'd assume it was playful banter. that's what it sounds like, but, perhaps unfortunately, michael kaiser occupies your bed like an infectious disease and therefore you know his words are more him attempting to convince himself, rather than you.
"i do, actually." you frown, deeper, somehow.
your hand, wrapped in a tea towel and ice pack, is cradled against your chest. you haven't looked at michael in over ten minutes which essentially means he's experiencing withdrawals, but you're not in any mood to humor him or play nice.
"take it back." kaiser says, a little more seriously.
you sniffle. "die in a ditch. i hope you run into a tree in your stupid sportscar."
"it's actually a—“
"i don't care."
you don't like hospitals, that's half the reason for your fowl mood. the waiting room of the emergency room you're in isn't particularly private, nor is it particular uncrowded, though you and kaiser have tucked yourself into the most secluded corner of it. across the room, a mother sits with a wailing child— ear infection, probably. a guy around your age is holding one of those... barf sacks to his mouth. if you have to hear him wretch another time, you're going to walk out the ER doors and resort to homeopathic remedies that can be foraged from the shrubbery around the parking lot. even though they probably won't do much for a broken bones.
kaiser is sulking next to you, withdrawing from your attention the way a toddler would. fuck him, actually, you're giving him the cold shoulder until you at least get an x-ray and can lay into him properly for the damage he's inflicted on you.
your hand— it hurts. it hurts ambiently, and it hurts especially when you accidentally move it. you're trying to keep the appendage still, but it's hard when you're twitchy and unsettled in your fairly uncomfortable waiting room chair.
kaiser is bundled up next to you in a hoodie and joggers. you will give him some credit, the moment he realized you were actually injured, he threw on the outfit nearest him and shoved you in his stupidly expensive [insert sports car name] and broke several speed limits to get you to the hospital in record time. his concern is genuine. probably.
you can't bring yourself to care.
"i said i'm sorry." kaiser kicks the linoleum floor below. the puke guy wretches again. you're going to kill yourself. you can still feel the remnants of lube in between your thighs.
"you haven't, actually." you sniffle, carefully rubbing your nose with your free hand. it jostles your injured one enough to make you audibly wince.
kaiser, with a limber stretch, plucks a few tissues from a box nearby. he holds one to your nose.
"blow." he all but command.
"eat my dick."
he pushes them more insistently at your nose. "blow."
you do, if only to get him to stop his harassment. you're getting a restraining order. you're kicking him to the curb the moment you get home.
"fuck you." you say with far less bite than you wish.
you're— you're tired. you're sore. there's a hickey on your neck the size of a fist (kaiser's fist, large and veined and uncomfortably powerful) that throbs with your heartbeat. you have a headache. you didn't come. neither did kaiser, which is some consolation.
"don't be like that." kaiser frowns. you still aren't looking at him to see the expression on his face, but you can hear it.
you huff, tears beading in your eyes. you can't cry in this emergency room, that's pussy shit. you're saving that for when you're come in and you have michael autograph your cast so you can sell the carcass of it on online for a ridiculous sum of money. consolation.
"you haven't even said sorry—"
"i did, actually," michael's arm slides over your shoulder. "at home. you didn't hear me because you were too busy throwing a tantrum."
"a tantrum?!" you snap, finally looking at him if only to wield the fury in your eyes more effectively at him rather than the faux-marble of the flooring. "i'm sorry, but my partner just broke my fucking hand—“
"you don't know that.”
"i do, actually!" you peel the icepack away. the swelling already looks brutal, all puffy and inflamed along the back of your hand. there's a few lumps that are distinctly not inflammation and more than likely protrusions bone. or something. you show it to him with grimace.
you look from your hand then back to kaiser.
he does look sad, but for what it's worth.
he looks crestfallen, not quite ashamed, but not at all prideful. his own hands are in tight fists on his thighs. the crown lock on the back of his left hand shifts. his bottom lip is between his teeth. his hair is mussed up from your recent romp. he's— still a little flushed from it. he always has blushed easily and it takes awhile to dissipate.
"i didn't mean to." kaiser admits, all quiet-voiced. the wailing of the child covers his words entirely. they're just meant for you. "you know that."
"i do." and— you do.
there's some world where the cause of your injury is actually painfully (haha) romantic. michael, fucking you in missionary with strokes so deep and long, they probably carved you into a new shape. no one can fuck you like michael, and he makes that clear whenever he beds you. he'd been almost flat over you, braced up on one arm, holding your hand on the other side. his hands are so much bigger than yours, stronger, meaner. your legs had been pushed up to your ears. each thrust was a slow roll of momentum that you'd be feeling that next day.
("mihya," you choked on your words. god, you're close, just from the way that he's scrapping along your insides and the light friction of his pelvis against your clit. "you're so good."
he shushes you. he takes praise like this, when you're both so cored open, so poorly. he rejects on impulse, like a reflex from an atrophied muscle.
"so, so good," the fucking is good. sure. but it's him too. the fact that he can even stand to do this, to want this, to want to be this close and this present and inside of you. the fact that he even tries to take your adoration at all. he's such a good boy.
"you're—" you're cut off by a particularly brutal thrust. he tucks his face against your throat, kisses and bites like he needs to make sure the bruises he leaves never get a chance to fade. "you're feel so good, my mihya, so good, sooo—“
his hips stutter. he gasps into your fragile skin and squeezes your hand as you squeeze around him. he squeezes and squeezes and it feels so good. being the locus of his attention, bearing his presence and intensity. god, how can you take this either, really?
he's— still squeezes. still squeezing as your toes curl and you kiss his temple. "you're so good, mihya."
and then, there's an audible snap.)
snaps, actually. it's definitely not just one bone.
michael had never gloated about his physical strength. it was a passive thing, of course was as strong as he was fast, obiviously. you'd read some sports article that listed off some of his stats for the start of season. you saw his grip strength— 80kg— and barely took note of it.
you're paying for it now.
you know he didn't mean it. he was caught up in the moment and wasn't watching himself. he didn't intend to hurt you. your cunt just felt so good that he broke your hand over it. god fuck, how do you explain that to a doctor?
a nurse calls your name and you stand, wobbly. you're sore from being fucked less than an hour prior. michael stabilizes you with a hand on your waist.
and hesiates in his chair.
"should i go home." he asks. he's— tired. you can tell. red-eyed and close to a fracture himself, though the appendage splintering is less a hand and more a heart.
"no," you answer immediately. "you leave me here and i'm getting a divorce."
"we aren't married."
"then we will go to the fucking courthouse after this, get married, then i will divorce you." you glare then sigh. "please come back with me?"
kaiser looks at you. looks at you and looks at you and looks at you.
he sighs himself, stretches his arms above his head as he rises. his hand finds your lower back as you are led back into the bays of medical beds. you— you really hate hospital. the antiseptic smell makes your skin crawl.
your nurse settles you into a room. kaiser sits on the chair closest to the bed, watching like a hawk as the nurse takes a few of your vitals.
your shirt must have slipped down your shoulder. the nurse's gaze tracks from the purpling mark there to your obiviously broken hand and then to kaiser with his bulging thighs spread. she must recognize him, too.
"he— he didn't mean to," you clarify. jesus, you sound like an abuse victim. you amend quickly. "we were— um, it was a heat of the moment thing."
she looks increasingly concerned. professional, so it’s veiled, but still— fuck, fuck, fuck—
"we were having passionate sex and i broke their hand." michael says far too proudly. not an ounce of shame in his voice, the fucker.
the nurse looks to you. "would you like him to step out—?”
"no, no. it's fine. he's— telling the truth.
"oh!" the nurse laughs. "i see, no trouble at all. we see plenty of injuries from intercourse here."
despite her statement, she still slips you a "do you feel safe at home?" phamlet on the way out. you hand it to kaiser who then plunks it into the trash.
you lay your head back on the starchy pillow and sigh.
"this is so shit." you rub a hand down your face, the uninjured one. "you're getting me doner on the way home."
kaiser has scooted his chair closer. god, this fucker has separation anxiety. it's like you've adopted a shelter dog. you let him, and say nothing as he closes your proximity.
"we'll need to stop."
"and i will stay in your nice, warm car while you procure it." you glare.
"you're milking this for all that's it's worth, aren't you?" kaiser narrows his eyes.
"i won't be able to do much with it, mihya." you have the impulse to flex your fingers, but you restrain yourself. "i might need surgery if it's bad enough."
"you won't."
"i definitely could."
kaiser grouses at that, but doesn't fight the possibility. he's a professional athlete and has seen enough injury on the field (and off, if your memory serves you (and it does)) instead, he lays his head on stiff sheet below you. you, incredibly graciously, use your good hand to pet his hair. he grumbles some, but doesn't fuss any further.
time wheedles on as your gaze drifts from the top of kaiser's head and the ceiling tiles.
"was the sex that good?" you ask, mostly without thinking.
kaiser's cheek is against the mattress, facing you, giving you the vantage to see how sharp his eyes get. god, wrong fucking question to ask.
"schatzchen—" he purrs, plucking your wrist into his grip faster than you can pull away. "so good. your cu—"
"finish that sentence and you're sleeping on the couch."
"why?" he smiles, lips a little dry from the parched hospital air. "because i'm praising you?"
"no, because you're filthy and mean."
"you like that i'm filthy."
"i will never admit that."
"that's not really denial, dearest."
you huff and try to tug your wrist out of his grip. which, given the pretext for as to why you're in this bed, is a bad idea. he simply tightens his grip and you're trapped.
he kisses the back of your hand. "it was soooo good—"
your face feels hot as two nurses slid into the room. one clearly recognizes your disheveled kaiser and her eyebrows shoot up. you stare at. medical privacy, please.
kaiser doesn't notice. he's too fixated on you, on the back of your hand and on each and every expression of yours. the attention doesn't let up even as he picks up his head while the nurse goes through a bit of preamble to prep you for your x-ray.
"can he come?" you jerk your head to kaiser.
the nurse that recognized him pipes up immediately. "he can wait outside!"
"good, i'm glad." he breathes out with a contented hum. "i need to keep an eye on my partner, don't i, schatzchen?"
the nurse's expression goes flat. eyes darting between you both. kaiser looks very pleased with him, his grip shifting to clasp your hands together. not gingerly, because kaiser doesn't know tenderness enough to be such a way, but not so hard as for you too flinch at his grip strength.
it's comforts you that your street dog can learn.














