casual friday at the office..
• How would you define your previous relationships?
- Literally playing Russian roulette with a Love gun.
• And what did you learn from that?
- Meh, my poker face could use some tweaks.
• From where I stand, it seems like you are avoiding commitments of any kind.
- Let’s call it a coping mechanism against a Hollywood-level kind of scam, bear with me on this one: Have you ever been excited over one of these million-dollar grossing blockbusters? The trailers are on point, the sneak peeks get you on the edge of your seat; and yet, 30mins-in the actual movie you realize it is a complete letdown, or at least, not what you expected. Wouldn’t you feel you disappointed? Catfished even?
That’s why I decided to stick to trailers, that way I only get the fun parts and move onto the next one.
• As a result, you are better off having casual sexdates than actual relationships?
- Until further progress of medicine, it is safe to assume that I am much comfortable trusting people with my body than my feelings. And it is likely to remain that way until the day someone comes up with a cure for broken hearts.