NJs and spatial awareness
INFJ: By the way, did you even notice me almost running you over with my bike yesterday?
ENTJ: What? I didn't even ride my bike yesterday.
INFJ: No, but I did.
ENTJ: Wait, you almost ran me over? Oh, okay, I thought you meant I almost ran you over and didn't even notice. But ... where? When? What? Where did you see me?
INFJ: Yesterday! Like five minutes after we said goodbye. You were walking towards the road while I was approaching from behind on my bike and I remember wanting to say goodbye to you again, but then you suddenly stopped in the middle of the path when I was right behind you, so I had to go around you, which was when you thought it was a good idea to take a step to the right, almost right into my front wheel, while you looked the other way, so I was a bit too preoccupied with not running you over to say anything.
ENTJ: No. No, that can't be right. I was on my way to the bus stop, then realised I didn't want to take the bus and then walked the other way.
INFJ: Yes. That's exactly the moment I'm talking about.
ENTJ: Are you sure it was me?
INFJ: Unlike you, I've got eyes.















