slytherin daycare headcanons
please read i swear i took forever tryna think of shit for everyone
featuring: pansy parkinson, draco malfoy, mattheo riddle, enzo berkshire, theodore nott, blaise zabini, lucian bole, terence higgs, daphne greengrass, adrian pucey, you
slight pairing: theo nott x reader
warnings: draco getting abused by kids, pure fluff obv, ooc probably sorry for that, mattheo being told to x _ x , not proof read
• kids yanking on Draco’s head back n forth to get his attention 1
• kids begging them for icecream because they know they’re rich1
• getting makeovers from the kids
• one kid that wont leave Blaise’s side no matter what because they think he’s their uncle1
• Theo teaching the kids how to pronounce words but they develop somewhat of an italian accent after
• Pansy having to be the “mean one” because the boys let the kids do too much
• Adrian teaching the kids how to do a cartwheel
• Terence having to always find the things the kids lose (he was a seeker)
• Daphne is an expert hair braider
• Enzo being forced to play prince whenever they play castle
• Lucian cooking and making all the snacks
• Mattheo cursing infront of the kids and then having to tell them they arent allowed to repeat a word he said
• them teaching the kids how to play quidditch
• you teaching the kids how to use puppy dogs eyes to get what they want from the boys
• the kids coloring in the boys tattoos
• it becoming a habit for all the kids to blame Draco whenever they fart
• Theo trying to get the babies to eat their food by showing them its not too bad only for the second the spoon gets in his mouth he realizes his mistake ( he did have to run to the trash can)
• Blaise falling asleep during naptime eachtime
• Enzo buying the kids a ton of candy on halloween only for it to become a disaster when they all get sugar highs
• Pansy teaching the kids how to draw but Mattheo keeps insulting all of her work and taking over the class
• Terence being really good at impressions and making the kids toys/stuffies speak to them which the kids love
• Lucian being crawled on top of like theres no tomorrow
• Adrian loves to take pictures of the cute weird things the kids do
• Daphne constantly buying cute furniture for the place cuz she cant help her shopping/thrifting habits
• kids telling you “you have cooties” for a whole week because they saw you kiss Theo once
• you always having cute nails done
• Mattheo giving kids golden stars secretly if they bring him things he needs
• Enzo bringing his childhood stuffed animal for show n tell, one of the kids steals it. He spends the whole entire day trying to get it back only to fail, which he later has to explain to the parent that their child stole his stuffy and he desperately needs it back.
• Blaise loves playing kitchen because he gets to act like Gordon Ramsay with the kids (without all the cursing)
• Theo wears a new cartoon character on his shirt everyday of the week
• on valentines day the whole group wore matching outfits(you, pansy, and daphne begged them) the kids were sad that you guys didn’t tell them because they wanted to match with you all. now every two weeks, you have a matching day where you guys and the kids can match
• Draco being bullied for his sneeze by the kids because one time Pansy said he sounded weird when he did
• Lucian getting jumped scared by the kids because they just pop out of no where
• Terence getting pelted with balls one time because he called Daphne ugly as a joke (the kids weren’t happy)
• Blaise always bringing popsicles for himself but whenever he goes to the fridge to get one they are all gone
• Mattheo getting the kids names mixed up
• Theo playing the guitar for the kids
• Adrain being force fed snacks by the kids because he cant say no to them
• you being in charge of the music
• Enzo having to slow motion run when he plays tag with the kids because their little legs can barely get them anywhere and he wants them to feel like they’re doing good
• Draco being the designated swing pusher out on the playground
• Theo jumping into your arms when the kids tried to put a bug they found on him
• Mattheo nearly get into a fight with one of the kids when they told him kys (they learned from their older sibling)
• you and Mattheo getting into fights about who the kids like more (they like you more except one kid who thinks mattheo is darth vader)
• Enzo and you being the ones to close for the week but when the others come back the next morning they find you two asleep on the ground with a deck of cards in between you (you two were never allowed to close after that)
• you and Blaise spending all day decorating the walls for Christmas only for one of the kids to tell you two it was really ugly(they were in a bad mood) it made you both very sad. He ended up hiding in a corner, scrolling on his phone while mumbling rude thoughts. While you went into the arms of Theo for the rest of the day.
• Pansy slapping your ass out of habit, one of the kids saw and started to try and do the same to his friends. Lets say it was a rough day for everyone.
• Draco kept receiving apology gifts for all he has suffered which he accepted very confusedly. (you had started a craft project for the kids to make apology gifts for him because you knew he had a bad day the previous day.)
• Terence and you being called ken and barbie for a whole month after one of the kids made a joke. Theo was not happy about it. (note: this does not imply the reader is blonde, its for diff reason)
• you and Adrian breaking the number one rule of daycare, playing hide and seek. you ended up losing a kid and you two found the kid in a storage closet. it had been all day she had been hiding. you two chose to never mention it to the others so you wouldn’t get fired.
• Lucian giving you piggy back rides all around the place because he was tired about hearing you complain about your feet hurting
• Daphne and you wearing matching makeup. It first started off as you guys just happening to pick the same colors till eventually you just ended up sharing what you were gonna do.
• Theo loving you the way Hal loves Lois(yes this is a mitm reference) you two weren’t dating at the beginning of you guys being hired but after two years of him pining and a lot of encouragement he asked you out.
a/n: i actually really liked this lmk if you did! if you dont know lucian terence adrain just search em up on tiktok or something. dont know much about them but im a sucker for a background character. let me know if you want more tho i can’t guarantee. also might just maybe write little blurbs based off these.





















