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[akibouken]

i dont know why i love this mental image (probably the height difference) but i love to imagine luigi sleeping in bowsers lap

a big bf def makes for a nice napping spot 🥹🥹

[elasticella]

i couldn't find your old works on ao3, perhaps it's been locked like others? (which I totally get, I'm waiting for my invite as well). I was wondering if you take prompts. I just finished watching the mini serie Dead Ringers which was amazing, if that was something that could interests you

Hi there! Yes the ao3 fics are all member locked and new fics will only be posted to dw.

I have not watched Dead Ringers, but if your prompt happens to involve femslash and pride, I am running a fest - Pride & Pussy - where someone else might pick it up \o/

[kingloptr]

What do you mean thorki together is over 1000 pounds???

Hi! 

I was actually waiting for this question bc I like talking about it :D

I may be going by comics canon and cinematic universe doesn’t go into it but Asgardian bone and muscle mass is way denser than humans! *EDIT* LOL and if Asgardians are that dense, Jotun are the same if not moreso, but Loki is smol... Therefore even so:

We can tell this is likely true even in the movies when Jane tries to move Thor out from under the falling alien ship at the end of Thor 2 but she can barely drag him. She’s not that weak, Thor is just heavy as fuck. 

Also Thor knocks down several guards just by throwing Loki at them in Ragnarok ~

[bandomfandombeyond]

Thank you very much. Deciphering the morals of this has been really hard for me. I appreciate AO3 for what it is, but recently I've heard about real children being written about explicitly. I've had a hard time confirming fics like that exist b/c idk any famous children, but if it's true, isn't it bad? Obvi it would be hard to prevent abusing the system, but don't we have a moral responsibility to protect real kids by not enabling pedos to use our space to fantasize about harming real kids? 1/2

So this actually hits on one of my personal squicks, which is RPF! I avoid that shit like the devil because it DOES cross the line for me of what's okay to depict happening to a fictional person vs a real person.

However, let me ask you some questions. This isn't accusatory, just provocative.

Why is AO3 on the hook to remove those works that have RPF of children, but Dan Schneider was able to use his position as a producer for nickelodeon to create multiple shows that catered to his pedophilia? Why does AO3 have to censor works when CSI Miami can show explicitly "dead" bodies of children and spend entire story arcs talking about the methods and desires of pedophiles on public television (csi came out of cbs right? And that's a public channel.) Why does AO3 have to remove works when mainstream TV shows us soft porn of people who are supposed to be teens in high school? Why do the fans who use AO3 have to feel morally responsible for every minor user on the site when their parents should be monitoring their internet access?

I don't feel that I and my fellow fans ought to be on the hook for sheltering children from the world. I feel that parents are overburdened by the financial realities of the world and this creates situations where their children are babysat and raised by the internet. That's not my fault or your fault, and it's not our responsibility. Will those kids end up fucked up? Maybe. And that will be on their parents, because internet controls aren't exactly hard to set up. My parents kept me from reading porn or really any fanfic til I was 18 and on my own (which is a different form of abuse because isolation also fucks with kids and they need a gradual ramping of responsibilities and independence to grow into adults rather than just being kicked out as children with adult age.) using internet monitoring and actually spot checking what I was doing. Do I think they went overboard? Yes.

Did they also prevent me from being sexually exploited by a teacher my sophomore/junior years? Yes they did.

Essentially, this boils down to, perhaps, an overinflated sense of personal responsibility. 'See something, say something.' However, you cannot allow yourself to carry the weight of every bad action on the internet. You are not responsible for everyone else's parenting choices. You are not responsible for what other people post or consume on the internet.

You are responsible for how you treat yourself, how you treat others, and how you respond when you see IRL injustice.

I think part of the anti brigade Issue also comes from an overwhelming inability to... Feel like they're making a difference in the real world? Like the internet connects us but also isolates us, and if you (generalized) are the sort of person who wants to step in when bad things happen but your only contact with the outside world is the internet, that can create situations where you have no real ability to change the bad, so your actions end up creating a different kind of bad instead.

Addressing the "isn't allowing pedos fantasies making them more bold" I will admit I don't know enough about the psychology of pedophilia. I don't know if it starts as fantasy and escalates like with serial killers, or if consuming fantasy media actually helps them control their urges. I don't know, and I can't comment.

I will say this: something that enables predators can also be cathartic for victims. There are always going to be competing access needs -- and that's why opt-in/opt-out is really important.

I have personally been mocked for refusing to follow or speak to minors on Twitch, tiktok etc. Other people's opinions on my boundaries do not change that the boundary exists. My morals are not compromised by ignoring the existence of problematic content when I cannot change it, my morals would be compromised if I engaged with or created content that went against them.

I hope this makes sense and if I didn't completely address your points or you'd like to discuss more, feel free to keep sending asks!

[zoryany]

Anidala tarot card prompt!

send me a card and / or character(s) or a ship, and I’ll write a ficlet based around one or more words associated with a tarot card The Empress: fertility, natural world, beauty, dependence on others

The lake was calm and serene, the air was warm and still, and a pair of lovers shared a rare moment of peace and serenity. Both knew, truly, how precious days like this truly were. Naturally, when they were gifted with this time together, they were certain to take advantage of it as much as possible; it was another gift entirely, though, to simply enjoy each others’ company, be it embroiled in passionate conversation or settled into a comfortable silence.

Neatly set within the latter, they sat together on a cushioned sofa that overlooked the lake, her head nestled in his neck, his arm draped over her shoulders. He traced lazy patterns on her shoulder with his thumb, content just to feel the warmth of her against him. She, too, was comforted by the heat of him, reminiscent of the desert world on which they had first met, but mingled with the serenity of her own home.

Between them, the silence passed in continued contentment, but a certain level of restlessness gripped them both. In most circumstances, he was the one to break the stagnation; on this occasion, already so rare, something even more rare occurred – she was the one to speak up.

“Ani…” That soft voice of hers was so melodic, chiming in harmony with the universe, echoing through him and weaving its way through his soul in the same way the Force seemed to. “I hope this doesn’t feel like it’s coming out of nowhere, but… well. Before you arrived I… I visited my sister – you remember Sola?” Today was a day of rarities, for not only were they in a state of relative peace, but she – well-spoken, political genius that she was – had become nearly… speechless. She stuttered, she seemed hesitant, and it only made her seem more perfect to him. She was his rock, his universe, and he could not imagine what his life would be otherwise. “Of course you do. Well, my nieces – Ryoo and Pooja – they were… overjoyed to see me and… Ani, have you ever considered having children?”

She was his wife. They’d been married on this very estate just two short years earlier. At this point, he could not imagine his life otherwise. But… children… “I – can’t say that I have.”

“Oh.”

The shift in her was sudden, and Anakin didn’t need the Force to know just how disappointed she was at that. He shifted to face her, resting one hand (his right) on her shoulder and using the other (his left) to cup her cheek. “I just meant that it had never occurred to me, but that’s only because of The Order, Padmé. You know they wouldn’t approve – and just think of what Obi-wan would say!” She chuckled lightly, his own laughter chorusing hers. The stern, Coruscanti accent of his former Master echoed in their thoughts, delivering how they both pictured his admonishment would sound.

Padmé relaxed into his touch and offered him a warm, genuine smile. “Oh, I don’t know, I think he’d be rather pleased, once he got over the initial shock. Personally, I’ve always thought he’s much softer than he lets on.”

Anakin let out a somewhat wry bark of laughter, but he was careful not to let it overshadow the connection he currently shared with his wife. “I’m not so sure about that.”

The light still shone in her eyes, but Padmé’s smile faded. Her delicate grip curled around the hand he had resting on her cheek – her flesh to his – and though she was no longer meeting his gaze, Anakin felt a fresh wave of warmth bloom in his chest. Her eyes were fixed intently on their entwined fingers, her thumb rubbing absent circles across his knuckles. Taking in a slow, deep breath, she hesitated before finally flicking her eyes back up to meet his.

(Every time he met them, no matter how many times he’d done it before, Anakin was certain he would get lost in the seemingly endless fathoms of their deep, warm brown.)

“Despite what The Order says, despite what Obi-wan would say, despite what anyone else would say… What do you want, Ani?” Her voice so easily lent itself to passion while still maintaining control. It made her Senate speeches as effective as they were, it endeared her so greatly to her people. Anakin admired it, truly, but the words themselves struck a resounding chord within him; she wanted to know – she genuinely cared about – what he thought. “Because I can tell you what I want, what I hope for, but… we are in this together, and I don’t care what the galaxy thinks. I care what you think.”

It made him fall in love with her all over again.

Sliding his (right, mechanical) hand from her shoulder to the back of her head, he pulled her towards him and laid a kiss on her forehead. With her, he could always find the perfect balance between gentle and passionate, a true liberation of his emotions. “Padmé,” he nearly whispered, “I may not have given it any thought before, but the idea of having children with you… I haven’t felt this much joy since the day we were married. You are my everything, my sun, moon and stars, and the least I can do is give you my word that I will love and protect any child I father with you as fiercely as I would their mother.”

And that was a promise he intended to keep. She could sense it as strongly as she could sense his love, and she clung to those words as deeply as she clung to her devotion to him, right up until the moment of her death.

(The Force works in mysterious ways, however, and Anakin’s fate was to both break and keep this promise in ways neither parent could possibly predict.)

[bipherpol]

Spandam's 100% one of those guys who complains about there being no straight pride month and makes attack helicopter jokes because he's stinky

ugh, he absolutely is. like. spandam manages to be the most obnoxious, annoying antagonist i’ve ever seen. (and i’m on punk hazard! i want to punch caesar clown through about sixteen walls and then feed him to his pet carnivorous ooze and he’s still less irritating than spandam.)

spandam def complains about there being no straight pride month and is definitely one of those dudes who think gay people have it easier than straight people and just. yeah.

(also at least one member of cp9 tries to kill him every month. they take turns depending on who he’s offending more.) (jabra and lucci are tied for second place with 14 attempts each. kalifa holds the record with 29.)

[posingasme]

So...do they know that S&G is very Sastiel?

Honored but concerned...

[recordmcqueen]

94 for the ask meme?

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

well im gonna need more context than that cause it can depend on the situation for sure but hmm

organizing things can be relaxing sometimes, or a dreadful chore on other occasions

going through old messages with my friends often eases my social anxiety cause like man there are some good times in there hshsh i miss socializing oof

my chemical romance (and also sleeping with sirens tbh) are like. idek how?? magic? anxiety? medicine?? theres just something about emo screaming that just. makes the violent stomach butterflies. disappear?? it’s honestly amazing idk how it works but like. anxiety attack? time to listen to Kick Me or This is How I Disappear. it works like a charm

scrolling through pinterest is nice too. like ik theres a heckton of uncredited art on there but like dang just going through some of my boards and just Inhaling the Aesthetic its very pleasant very Good Vibes yes (ig memes on tumblr falls under the same category more or less except tumblr tagging system is broken so unfortunately i cannot Admire the Content all on one screen yknow)

does daydreaming count as a relaxation method if it’s more of a lifestyle?

i think the top contender has got to be clicking this button:

you know if if you know it uwu dunno if it’s exactly valid cause of all the strings attached but ya gotta admit that very few things in life beat the sheer satisfaction and fulfillment of clicking that rectangle.

this is probably more than anyone cares to know but you asked so here ya go hshsh