#mariokong

[step-stepa]

"Here, you can cry on my muscular chest" I've been checking some fics and most of soulmates ones included Mario/Donkey Kong and they are also idiots, I love them your honor, also loved the concept of wrist burning when they make a contact and the initials appear, I neevr saw such idea before

(Though I can't help but hope to come across one of such that instead of usual posessive/instant change of behaviour route will go DK: "What? You are my soulmate?! You are an ugly hairless human I don't like you! And you're stupid" Mario: "You are stupid! You think I am happy with this?!" And they are in a constant bickering and make fun of each other while Bowuigis go: Bowser: "...This can't be true, I absolutely do not accept not a royal blood to be my soulmate." Luigi:"That's a... yes I agree since, you are bigger... and scarier... and non-humanlier of what I-a expected of my soulmate" Bowser:"You think I am big and scary? He-he, as you should, he-he" And it's a constant back and forth of "I don't want to work with you but dammit you read my mind so well, we work so good together!" "You absolutely are not what I expected you to be and I don't want to have nothing in common with you but I love the way you think")

[phoenix-inblue]

Arena of Eros

Chapters: 5/5

Summary: DK just can't stand Mario, but he’ll work with the guy when he has to. The latest antagonist against the duo lands the boys in the arena. Stakes get high when a poison-tipped arrow amplifies DK’s emotions and turns the begrudging ally into a deadly weapon.

[darks-romantical-corner]

So I kept on remembering the "Super Mario Twilight" joke from SMG4 and thought it would be funny to draw it, I have 2 more "posters" to make (Ik there's 5 movies therefore I should be doing all 5 instead of only 4 but one of them is just the trio standing idly staring at the viewers)

Yes this is how a 21yo Balkanian sounds tf y'all mean? Also BRUH I have to fix the sketch I've made for the third part Bowser looks stretched af-

[burgirkekwdraws]

Hear. Me. OUT.

[moomkarts]

There may be a new DKMario (mariokong?) shipper in town ,,,,

(don’t look at me)

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I’m just gonna leave this here before I convince myself not to

[ogdegenerate]

I’ve been reading some soulmate stuff and I’ve been thinking about the hilarious implications of Mario having two soulmates

Mario: so what you’re telling me is that I have a sentence on both of my arms, I have TWO soulmates?

Peach: correct, albeit rare it’s not looked down upon here so you don’t have to worry about me being jealous or anything.

Mario: I do hope my second soulmate is a guy, so you could be the only woman in my life.

Peach: (as soon as all of this is over I am going rock his 5’3 world)

-one training montage and trip to the Kong kingdom later-

DK: I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP INFRONT OF YOUR SOULMATE!

Mario, knowing that’s the exact sentence that’s on his other arm: oh buddy you don’t know the HALF OF IT.

-one round of Mario Kart later-

Luigi: so the two sentences on your arms means that you have TWO soulmates???

Mario: apparently! But it seems like you have two soulmates as well!

Luigi: might be because we’re twins! But this second one is very weird, i can’t get a read on what kind of person my other soulmate is.

DK: well, what does it say?

Luigi: “tonight, you die, on this ass.”

Peach, knowing exactly who would say that: *turns to bowser* I’ll pray for you and Luigi

Bowser: please do, I don’t think I can protect him.

[jokesitos-art]