#lunch rant

[ironmq]

Turkey and Green beans lunch rant….

I took the Little Athlete to the ER at the schools suggestion for suspected appendicitis. I posted about her ER visit on FB which I considered not doing, but it was an easy way to update everyone late at night. I almost put a note at the bottom

***please do not use this as an opportunity to try and sell me THRIVE. ***

Is it me? Or do these thrive people over do it?? THREE PM’s later, I’m tired of graciously saying no thanks. Live videos, testimonies, picture collages, selfies.

Maybe my view is over simplified. Wanna lose weight? Eat less and exercise. Want more energy? Sleep more, exercise, eat good food. Want a healthy gut? Put good stuff in. Thrive has single handedly ruined Facebook for me. No, I do not want the Pink Drank. Ugghhh Silly stickers with strategic brand placement so it makes it into the selfie that you can tag #thrivin.

Thank you Tumblr for keeping this place sacred. I know the people I follow believe in hard work and no easy pills or gimmicks. I applaud you for sincere effort and for knowing there are no shortcuts. Hard work is hard.

Ok… I’m done. I feel better.

Edited to add- she is fine. No appendicitis.

[gfpet-rants]

How dare you tell me to calm down

I am someone calm but there are times not even a saint should forgive the actions of a-holes, i have to say my inorganic chemistry teacher is high class biatch because well even if i was fuming she shouldn't try to tell me to calm down.

She gives us a dinamic to do in class, she gives us 10 min. to find 10 acids and write down their names (ex. Sulfuric Acid) and symbols (ex. H2SO4), them we have to give for the other groups 2 of our symbols and they only using their periodic tables had to find the name of the acid in 6 min.

Here is the problem each group had different periodic tables, because well we were buying in different places, so lets say my group had a element that other groups didn't have in their periodic tables, what the f*ck the teacher wants us to do, there's no way for me to get it done before the time limit.

By luck we did everything right before the time limit but still she wanted the answers in the board, WHY!! she already gave us a f*cking short time limit why does she wants everything in the board? We were going to write down everything anyway and then give it to her with our names.

She got angry with us and i stayed quiet, but she had to open that god forbidden mouth of hers and say my writing was bad, i lashed out i simply didn't care at that moment, and well because she doesn't like conflicts and i was getting angry she told me to calm down even tho she was acting the same way not even two minutes before me.

I have to say if it was me from some years ago she would have received a table to the face because well she really makes me want to slap her.

[airborneranger63]

Genuinely what is up with parents who pack their kids lunch like "2 crackers, 3 strawberries, 2 baby carrots, 1 drop of ranch, 1/2 a quill egg, 3 cherry tomatoe" all separated in teensy little containers when I was 5 I got a giant fucking thermos full of rice and meat that's what a meal looks like

[samalame]

I love how when we order in pizza we're sensitive to the one person who doesn't eat meat.

What about sensitivity to the person who doesn't like black olives or jalapenos?

[spikedlemonade-blog]

Lunch Rant- when the microwave timer is counting down this means it is cooking

As an added bonus the microwave also makes a kind of "hey I'm busy sounding noise" to give you a second clue.

Now, I understand you may be 2DS to Gil Grissom that on your own and may feel compelled to open the microwave door to see what's up. That's fine. Just keep in mind that this interrupts the cooking process and kindly have the courtesy to restart the microwave after wrapping up your investigation.

Note: this applies to home, school, work or wherever good appliance manners should be practiced.